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describing my relationship to someone by introducing them to people as "an old wound"

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my dads recently been jokin a lot about “mystic runes” like i asked what we were gonna do when we took a rest stop in santa barbara and he said “look for mystic runes” and then i asked if we were gonna eat or just walk around while my mom shopped and he said “the runes will tell us”

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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

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I love soulmates but also this-

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make your Christmas Party guests uncomfortable

looks like a chair designed by the person who designs bike seats

I will start my diet on 1st january. Finally I found my fork which helps

Spon't

everything reminds me of him

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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

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the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding

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you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it 

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horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

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This is the standard winged nightjar and it has one singular stupidly big feather on each wing... if you even care.

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Sad sack is such an insult, like not only are you a depressed motherfucker, you're also a bag