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Tryna Smoke
pairing: luke castellan x ares!reader
summary: in which you share a blunt with your sworn enemy
warning: kissing, sexual innuendos, a whole lotta weed
contains: flirting, smoking, banter, cocky luke
word count: 1562
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You couldn't fucking stand Luke Castellan. As cliche as it may sound, it was absolutely true. He was a pain in your ass, the bain of your existence. He never ceased to find a way to ruin your day, every day, all summer. Everyone knew it, they were well aware that the two of you never did see eye to eye. And the fact that the two of you were the strongest swordsmen in camp sure didn't help your rilvary.
Luke was an asshole, that was a given, but you also just found him so so irritating. He was way too cocky, although, if you were honest you could say it was valid. He was gorgeous, even after he came back from his quest with that nasty scar on his eye, he was still gorgeous, strong and an incredible fighter. But so were you. If you were a man, you're sure you'd be worshipped just like he was. It's not that you weren't respected or praised for your attributes, but it just wasn't the same.
You'd never admit it, but you were jealous of all the attention Luke got. It just didnt seem fair, you were the daughter of Ares for crying out loud, not Luke. Hermes' kids were worthless bums compared to your likeness, but not him, never him.
You had just finished training for the day and you needed a breather. You went and took a warm shower before walking to a little spot between the lake and the woods. You squeeze your damp hair with the towel you brought out there in hopes it doesnt drip all over your camp half blood shirt. As youre walking towards the spot you smell something familiar but refuse to believe your senses.
You turn the corner to see none other than the bane of your existence, Luke Castellan sitting there and even more shocking, with a blunt in hand. He quickly scuffles at the sound of footsteps before realizing it was just you. He lets out a sigh.
"Shit! Y/n, you scared the shit out of me!"
"Luke Castellan? Scared? You must be up to no good" you tease. "What are you doing out here?"
"What am I doing out here? What are you doing out here?" he retorts.
"This is my secret spot" you both say at once before a moment of silence begins.
You squint.
"How is it your secret spot if it's my secret spot?" you ask.
He shrugs. "Must not be much of a secret" he says before taking a puff.
"How the hell did you sneak that in here.."
"I have my ways.." he says before taking a puff.
You roll your eyes. "You're such a criminal"
"Mm say it again im close" he teases, closing his eyes.
You scoff. "How the hell have I never seen you out here?"
"Beats me..I'm out here pretty often"
"Hm..I can't believe you're brave enough to do this out in the open"
"Please everyone's sleep, I'm not stupid"
"Yeah sure"
He scoffs. "Can I have my peace and quiet now?"
"Why should you? If anything I should snitch"
"You wouldn't.." he looks up.
You shrug. "You're right I wouldn't"
He smiles slightly, shaking his head before smoking again.
"You wanna hit this?" he asks casually, surprising you.
"Are you offering me a blunt Luke Castellan?" you walk closer towards him.
He chuckles. "Fuck no" he coughs. "Im offering you a hit, sweetheart. Dont get ahead of yourself."
You roll your eyes. "Indica or sativa?"
"Indica, of course"
You smile softly, going to sit next to him. "Pass it" he hands it over.
You take a couple hits before he asks, "So you smoke?"
You pass the blunt back, clearing your throat. "Yeah..I just haven't smoked..Shit, since I got here"
Luke laughs softly. "Man I been smoking here for years" he says before taking a hit and blowing the smoke out.
"That explains the stupidity"
"Hey! Don't bite the hand that feeds you!"
"Pass!" you demand before he obeys.
"So fucking demanding" he rolls his eyes.
"I have to be"
"Says who?"
"I just do"
"What, cus of your father? The gods aren't the only thing that matters you know"
"Shut up Castellan"
"I'm serious"
"You're high"
He shrugs and frowns. "Thats pretty likely"
You roll your eyes with a smile.
"Are you high yet?"
"Not enough" you groan
"Then keep on, I'll be generous tonight"
"What a gentleman" you say sarcastically, taking another hit.
"You know, I could be quite charming if you didn't hate me so much"
"I know you're charming, its why I hate you."
He scoffs before groaning. "You wanna be different so bad"
"Why cause I don't worship the ground you walk on like everyone else at camp?"
"No one worships me"
"Oh please" you scoff
"Can you blame them? I'm incredible"
"Youre an ass!"
"Is this how you treat the guy that grants you free weed?"
"Just stating a fact is all"
He rolls his eyes. "If im such an ass why are you here with me?"
"For free weed! Duh, c'mon!"
"Nah, youre not that shallow. I think youre tolerating me y/l/n"
"The only thing I'm tolerating is this blunt" you joke.
"Yeah but youre sitting here, close to me, late at night, by the lake, looking into my eyes" he begins
"And you came out here with your hair all damp and.."
"Luke what are you saying" you laugh lightly.
"I'm saying its kinda sultry dont you think?" he suggests.
You scoff. "In your dreams, Castellan"
"You have no idea" he says in a way that kinda makes you believe it.
You squint. "You are high"
"Yeah, but.."
"But?"
He turns more towards you. "Well..I just think youre too harsh on me y/n. I think you should give me a chance"
"A chance at what, sword boy?" you tease.
He smiles. "A chance to show you why you shouldn't hate me so much"
"Oh yeah? And how do you plan to do that?"
He shrugs. "A few kind gestures, starting off with the weed obviously"
"Luke, we've always hated each other, why change that?"
"I've never hated you y/n" he says before blowing smoke out.
You squint.
"I've never hated you. I've always respected you, been impressed by you.. Yeah we have our banter but..I've never hated you"
"Oh"
"You just hate me"
"Oh"
"Finally at a lost for words? The world stopped spinning" he jokes
"I just assumed.."
"You assumed wrong"
"Well now I look horrible"
He laughs. "Youve never looked horrible a day in your life. Hey..Have you ever shotgunned?"
You laugh nervously. "What? Like with weed?"
He laughs. "Yeah, with weed princess"
"I haven't...It's kind of intimate, no?"
He shrugs. "I guess..You wanna try it?"
You tilt your head. "You tryna fuck me Castellan?"
"What?!" he laughs nervously. "No I... Do you trust me?"
You scoff. "Fuck no"
He rolls his eyes. "Alright well..Do you want to or no?"
You must be high by now because you nodded your head and said "Yes"
"Cool" he smiles nervously. "It'll be cool I promise, it's only weird if you make it weird" he moves closer to you.
"Alright" you take a nervous breath, wondering what's gotten into you.
"Alright" he says lightly pushing your hair out of your face and softly pulling your face close to his.
"Keep your mouth open"
You laugh. "Im gonna look stupid"
"Not possible, c'mon" he says before taking a long hit.
He holds in the smoke before tilting his mouth towards yours and blowing the smoke into your mouth slowly, his lips so increduously close to yours. You close your eyes and consume the smoke, trying to inhale it after before breaking into a coughing fit.
Luke laughs, but pats your back as you let it out.
"Oh gods, that was a lot" you wheeze
"You alright?"
"Think im fine now..Um that's embarrassing"
"It's alright it was your first time" he rubs your back softly.
"It was definetly something...At one point I thought we were gonna-"
"Kiss?" Luke finishes your sentence.
You blink fast.
"You want a kiss, y/n l/n?"
Suddenly youre flustered.
"Don't tease me.."
"I'm serious, why not?"
"Um cus I hate you?!"
"Yeah but you also think I'm sexy, huh?"
"No I d-"
"Y/n, be truthful."
"Shut up"
"Make me"
"Oh gods Luke"
"I could get used to the sound of that" he moves closer. "Tell me you don't want this and I'll move away"
You grow quiet.
"Hm" he smirks slightly.
"You're crazy, Castellan"
"Crazy for you"
"Quit flirting"
"Not flirting..I mean it" he cups your cheek.
"Luke what is happening?" you ask.
"Im confessing my feelings for you y/n that's what's happening. I like you, I always have."
"Luke..."
"And it might be the weed talking but I'd really like to kiss you right now"
You lose all control of your body and plant a soft, chaste kiss on his lips, leaving him shocked.
"Thank you, but honestly sweetheart, is it ok if I kiss you a little more than that?"
You nod before he leans in and kisses you sweet and long, syncing your lips together slowly.
"Thank god for marijuana" he jokes after he breaks the kiss.
#luke castellan#luke castellan oneshot#percy jackson#pjo series#camp half blood#luke castellan x reader#smoking#tw weed
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Perfect For You
pairing: luke castellan x aphroditekid!reader
summary: in which your best friend luke gets jealous when a guy asks him to hook him up with you
warning: none except for kissing
contains: angst, jealous luke, flirting, nervous luke
word count: 933
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"Hey, I saw Brian talking to you earlier, what was that about?" You ask as Luke comes to sit down next to you by the lake.
"Brian? Oh it was nothing.." He waves off.
"You sure? I feel like he kept looking over to me while he was talking"
"It was nothing important, I promise" He says looking down, fidgeting with his shoelaces.
"Alright, if you say so Luke" You say, still suspicious.
"Well he's really cute, I was just wondering if maybe.."
"If maybe?"
"He asked about me or something?"
"Well, he didn't, so don't worry about it. Plus, you're way too good for Brian anyway"
"You think so?"
"I'm positive, not only is he a Hephaestus kid but..all demigods are pompous and nothing but trouble..plus he's a Hephaestus kid so he truly has nothing to be so proud of" Luke scoffs.
You chuckle lightly. "What do you have against Hephaestus kids? Also last time I checked..you were a demigod" You say poking his chest.
"How do you think I know? And Y/N Hephaestus is notoriously known for being ugly" You playfully push him.
"Don't say thatt I think Brian is cute"
"Right.." He breathes out.
"Just tell me what he said Luke"
"I told you it was nothing"
You give him a knowing look as Luke lets out a sigh.
"He asked if I could put him on"
"With?"
"You"
"And what did you say?" You asked, beaming a smile.
"I told him if he really cared about you he'd speak to you himself"
You roll your eyes. "Then what?"
"Then what?" He repeats.
"What else did you say Luke?" You say in a serious tone.
"I may or may not have said something like..I wouldn't worry about it though because I doubt you're exactly her type" He confesses.
You sigh deeply. "So you lied?"
"I didn't know you liked him!"
"But that wasn't your place to say that Luke"
"I just don't think he's right for you!"
"Oh please! You don't think any guy here is"
"Correct"
"I'd rather you stay out of my love life, Castellan"
"He came to me!" Luke defends.
"Yeah but even guys that come straight to me you always judge. You're scaring them off! It's like nobody is good enough for Luke Castellan's pretty best friend. They're too afraid you'll slice them apart if they even approach me."
"Well I'm sorry for wanting the best for my best friend!" Luke defends.
"Which is nobody here apparently" You roll your eyes, looking towards the forest.
"Well, it could be" He says in a lower voice.
"Oh really, who?"
"It could be me," He mumbles, looking down at the ground.
You chuckle softly. "Wait, what?"
"Nothing..I'm just..just joking" He says, turning to look the other direction.
"No Luke, what are you talking about?"
"I'm just saying..what if the perfect guy for you..was me y'know? Wouldn't that be funny?" Luke says nervously.
"No not really"
"Oh"
"I don't know if I could laugh if my best friend who I've known forever was actually my soulmate the whole time and I was oblivious to the situation. I mean..aren't Aphrodite kids supposed to know that shit?"
Luke chuckles. "No, not necessarily," He says, shifting his seating position.
"So you're just joking around right?" You ask.
Luke breathes in deeply.
"Because it's really not funny.."
"Well I am joking but I do wonder about it sometimes.." Luke begins.
"Oh?"
"Do you?"
"Well...well if I'm honest sometimes yeah" You admit.
"And how does it make you feel?" Luke asks sincerely.
"Well..I just make myself stop cus it's not serious I mean why would we...we just wouldn't make sense"
"Why do you think that Y/N?"
"You're Luke Castellan, greatest swordsman and I'm just me you know we're not on the same level"
"Y/N don't say that" Luke says looking right into your eyes.
"It's true"
"No..it's not at all Y/N. You're actually so naive it angers me" Luke shakes his head.
"Thanks" You say sarcastically.
"Y/N, you're the most beautiful girl at camp. Everyone either wants you or wants to be you. You're perfect." Luke explains, looking at you.
"Do you want me?" You spit out, losing control for what comes out of your mouth.
"Hm?" Luke asks, caught off guard.
"Do you want me, Luke?" You say moving closer to him.
"Is this a trick question?" He says, beginning to blush.
"No" You say, giving him your alluring gaze he just can't resist for much longer.
"I...I do I..do yeah.." Luke stammers, looking right at you.
"So that's really why you're so overprotective?" You accuse.
"Well..." He starts.
You giggle. "So you weren't joking about us being soulmates?"
"Well, I was because just cus I like you doesn't mean you like me back and.." Luke explains.
"Of course I like you, Luke" You say never removing your gaze from him.
Luke's breath hitches. "You..you do?"
"I always have" You say, grabbing his hand softly.
"So we like each other?" He asks.
"Yes Luke, we like each other" You giggle.
"So what do we do?" Luke asks.
"Maybe this" You say before closing the space between you two and pressing your lips against his.
His breath hitches in shock but he eventually follows up to your speed. Kissing you back softly, running his fingers through your hair as you smile into the kiss.
"You could've just told me, y'know?" You say breaking the kiss.
"Shut up" he laughs, kissing you once more.
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I Like U
pairing: luke castellan x apollo kid!reader
summary: in which luke is constantly getting hurt on camp, leaving you to help patch him up in the infirmary. but what if luke is getting hurt on purpose as an excuse to see you?
warning: this is my first tumblr one shot so be understanding! i am not a nurse! just making this up lowkey!
contains: inspiration from a cai prompt by @/junifairy. flirting, banter, down bad luke.
word count: 1402
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It was a typical day in the infirmary for you. You had gotten used to your usual tasks by now. Patch people up, make sure they're good to go, clean up and repeat. It had become pretty mundane at this point but it was what you were good at and plus every now and then something intriguing would happen. There were some pretty cute campers that would come in bruised up and to say you enjoyed taking care of them would be kinda sick but let's just say you didn't mind it.
One of the cutest, though nothing but trouble was Luke Castellan, son of Hermes. He was the strongest and most skilled swordsman on camp so it wasn't shocking he'd need to go to the infirmary ever so often. Although, the frequency of his appearance over minor injuries and the way he'd flirt with you while he was here did leave you suspicious. But, Luke probably flirts with a lot of people so you tried not to think much of it.
"Oh gods what is it today Luke?" You asked as Luke walked in with a few minor cuts on his face and arms.
"Nothing major..just a few sword injuries is all" Luke shrugged, taking a seat on an infirmary bed.
"For the best swordsman in camp you sure get a lot of cuts.." You said, grabbing rubbing alcohol and gauze from the hospital tray by the bed and going to sit next to him.
"Hey..." Luke rolled his eyes.
"Just saying." You said grabbing the gauze to clean the wounds on his arm first. Luke squinted slightly but didn't react much.
"So what have you been doing today, beautiful?"
You scoff. "My job"
"Other than that I mean"
"Why so curious?"
"I just wanna know what someone as beautiful as you does on their free time"
You scoff again. "Stop"
"Stop?"
"Flirting."
"Who said I'm flirting?"
"Oh please you're always flirting" you say, putting bandages on his arm.
Luke gasps lightly. "Do you really think so lowly of me?" He says placing a hand on his chest.
You look up at him with a serious face. Luke laughs. "Can't you just accept that I think you're really pretty?"
"Whatever Luke, anyone can be pretty"
"Well yeah but I think you're especially pretty" Luke smiles softly.
"Did they knock you in the head too?" You ask sarcastically, checking his head for wounds.
"No, my head is perfectly clear"
"And empty"
"Hey!" Luke says defensively.
You laugh. "Someone smart wouldn't get so much wounds"
"I'm extremely smart," Luke defends.
"Oh yeah?"
"Mhm"
"How so?"
"So there's someone I really like.." Your breath hitches at this sentence.
"And they work in the infirmary, so I kind of let my competitor hit me a few times in combat just so I can go see them. Isn't that clever?" Luke asks.
Your eyes widen. "What? No, that's stupid! Who is it?" You ask, genuinely confused after cleaning the wound on his face.
"Oh you're not very bright either.."
"What?..No.."
"It's you"
"Luke you're kidding"
"I'm not"
"You don't like me. You must be experiencing..nightingale effect or whatever but I am simply your nurse. Nothing more" You explain.
"But I'd love it if we were more" Luke says in a low voice, looking into your eyes and softly grabbing the hand that was cleaning his wounds.
"I think you bumped your head.. like actually. This is a little far, even for you." You say moving away from him.
"Not at all. Y/N, can you let me speak freely?"
"My gods"
"Please?"
"Alright go ahead, whatever"
"I've always liked you y/n. I know you think I'm just this big flirt who doesn't mean it or something but it's not like that, at all. I've always thought you were beautiful, even before you started working in the infirmary. You have to believe me." Luke says sincerely.
You stare at him for a second in silence and shock.
"I'm sorry this is too much. Fuck, I don't usually express my feelings to people but I just couldn't hold back any longer. Coming to the infirmary often, I just felt like that was the only way you'd talk to me or even look at me and I know that may be wrong but..I just wanted an excuse to spend time with you and talk to you and I know I could've just said something like a normal person but I was too scared and I-" You cut him off.
"Luke Castellan, scared? Losing in combat to come see me? You're actually so stupid.." You chuckle.
"You're kinda scary, y/n" Luke admits.
"How?"
"You don't take any bullshit and you never flirt back you just do your job and I really regret even bringing this up because you obviously don't see me like that and I just..fuck" Luke curses, looking around nervously.
You take in a breath and giggle a little. "You're cute when you're worried"
Luke's eyes brighten up. "Cute? You take pleasure in my pain?"
"Well, no. You're always cute Luke." You admit.
Luke smiles. "You really think so?"
"Castellan are you blushing?" You tease.
"No it's..it's the bruising!" Luke defends.
"Mhm right.." You sass.
"So you like me too?"
"I didn't say that."
"Oh" Luke tries to hide his frown.
"But"
"But?"
"Well..I think you're cute and strong and funny and..you know, I like talking to you when you come in here. Even if it's just you hitting on me, it's entertaining." You explain, looking into his eyes.
"I think that means you like me y/n"
"You're so full of yourself Castellan" You say, pushing him lightly.
"Hey don't push me, I'm injured!" Luke exclaims.
"Oh please you're fine" You wave off.
"You think I'm fine?"
"Shut the fuck up!" You laugh.
"Hey if you kiss my wounds do you think they'll heal quicker?" Luke asks
"Hm maybe" You say playing along.
"Hm, my lip kinda hurts too. Do you think you could kiss it better by chance?"
"Go back to your cabin Castellan" You roll your eyes, getting up.
"Not without you"
"What?! You're delusional" You try to hide your blush.
"You like me. I see you blushing. You like that idea don't you?"
"What?"
"Hm? Tell me..have you thought about what our first kiss would be like? I have" Luke says, getting up and moving closer to you.
"You're actually too much today" You laugh.
"I asked you something," He said.
"Um" Luke waited for your response.
"Maybe"
"Maybe?"
"Yeah but everyone wants to kiss you Luke so it's nothing major"
"But I only want to kiss you," He says sincerely.
"Hm" you smile softly, looking down.
"Look at me" He says, lifting your chin and softly moving your hair out of your eyes.
You look at him nervously. He laughs lightly. "Don't laugh at me!"
"I'm not..it's just..I've never seen you so nervous. I didn't know you were even capable of being nervous"
"Well I am okay you win"
"Yes I do," he smirks.
You roll your eyes. "Stop"
"Stop what?"
"Looking at me like that. Like you want to kiss me."
"Well, I do"
"Well we can't"
"Why?"
"Because this is a professional setting"
Luke scoffs. "We're gods!" He affirms.
"Demigods" you correct.
"Whatever, I think you're just scared"
"Maybe.."
"Definitely. Look there's nothing to be scared of"
"You sure?" You ask, looking at him with gleaming eyes.
"Positive, you're gonna love it" Luke claims.
"You're so conceited" You scoff.
"Let me show you?" He asks nicely.
"Alright"
Luke takes in a breath, caressing the side of your face softly. He smiles softly before leaning in to plant a soft kiss on your lips, you kiss him back, opening your mouth as he opens his and your mouths slowly move in sync. His tongue moves into your mouth as he places his hand on the back of your neck, kissing you harder. "Mm" you hum in response.
"You like that?" He asks between the kiss, making your breath hitch.
"Mm, mhm" You giggle, kissing him again before the kiss breaks.
"We shouldn't be doing this here" you say.
"So let's do it somewhere else, hm?" He suggests. For some stupid reason you agree and walk out of the infirmary with him to kiss him in a more private setting.
#down bad#flirty#banter#hurt/comfort#quotes#nurse!#luke castellan#pjo series#charlie bushnell#he fell first#gender nonconforming#gender neutral y/n#percy jackson
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