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Fun crime

I googled “gun crime” but it came out as “fun crime”. What are you trying to tell me, Google?

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I’m typing this on a dual-core Apple computer, but one time I ate a dual-core apple.

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Greenest

Some things are greener than others. Is there one green which is greenest, or are there a variety of different yet equally green greens?

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This post is a shitpost. “This post” is an anagram of shitpost.

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Just as there is an eye in the middle of a hurricane, there is an “i” in the middle of “hurricane”

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Sleep

Some bats sleep for almost 20 hours a day. Humans are lucky that most of us only sleep for 8 hours or so; otherwise we’d find it very hard to talk to people in different timezones.

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As someone born in 1990, WHAT

We are currently closer to the year 2043 than to 1990

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I’ve never seen a personification of gravity, but I’m sure they would be very attractive.

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Your blog has many posts, but does it have posts?

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Like everything else in the universe, shitposting is just applied physics.

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Today I learned that Gothita is a Pokémon, and will now continue to insist even harder that there are only 151 Pokémon.

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Once I added SMS security to my Google account just so Google would text me so I could find my phone.

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One of these things is not like the others

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It would be great

if Apple Stores also sold apples.

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Some things (beginning with G) that people don’t agree on how to label

- genres - genders - Gandalf