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Gotta say, “what is that” is a new response to my dick

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dan and phil kiss on the MOUTH

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phil retweet

29/3/25

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I wrote a fic where Dan goes on a depression walk and is bitten by a vampire. He goes home to face Phil and makes the choice to turn him too. After which they get into the shower together for some newly turned vampire intimacy. Rated Explicit.

Excerpt: He walked his fingers up from Dan’s chest to the place Dan was bitten. When he reached it, he let his hand linger there until Dan took Phil’s hand in his.

"What if I don't want to be the person who stops your heart."

"But I won't die. Not like everyone else out there. And I'll still have you. And you'll have me. I know you. You'd rather step into the sun than watch me grow old and die."

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Gertrude Jekyll Garden, Hestercombe Park, Taunton, Somerset, England   

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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so i think it’s only fair that he comes up here and shares this with me

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I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

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dan insta stories

27/11/23

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ppl think phil is the weird one bur really its mr. bendy slenderman cryptid ass yapper thats the freak

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one time when i was 17 i watched an episode of doctor who (tennant years) that made me so inconsolable that i went upstairs to my mom and i sobbed like, "please don't make fun of me, i'm so upset about a fake person from a tv show right now i can't stop crying." she let me sit in her lap and tell her all about the episode and i stopped crying and said i felt so stupid and she started laughing and she said, "i once cried this hard in college over a star trek episode. want to hear about it?" i said yes and then while she told me about the episode she got upset all over again 30 years later and she started crying and then i started laughing about it so hard i started crying again

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would gay sex fix them?

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I wish they hadn't removed the "here you go daddy-i mean Father" line from the sister daniel segment. That line had me squawking when I heard it in frankfurt

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Chastity kink guy who is also a prison abolitionist: the only cages people belong in are—