This used to be my blog. Now it’s just frog.⚧︎ | ⚸ | (she/they)
Last active 60 minutes ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
The feed photo from this video tickles me so much. The different expressions between them are just so dramatic
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
I thought I heard somewhere that they made Tumblr search work, but apparently not.
0 notes
Text
The hardest part of transitioning is that you need to redo every single one of those “What is your [X] based on the first letter of your name?” tests you’ve ever done.
0 notes
Text
My perfect thick idiot son, Calvin, who has never done anything wrong in his entire life except today when I let him climb my young redbud tree and he went to the highest branch and wedged himself in the crook of it and wouldn't budge and he's so big I was afraid that he might break the branch so I had to get a stepladder and get him down while the neighborhood jays that come by for peanuts whenever they see me in the yard freaked out and sat screaming on the fence to warn me that there's a snake very near me because I'm obviously too stupid to see it and clearly in mortal peril.
5K notes
·
View notes
Photo
i fear each one of them for different reasons
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
The latest addition to the fascist playbook really is just cringing their enemies to death, huh.
1 note
·
View note
Text
This ridiculous animal has discovered that my pajama pants have pockets.
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
The Oakland Post Enquirer, California, May 9, 1927
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
long distance relationship
14K notes
·
View notes
Text
Did you know? You can put food items in a pan to heat them on the stove.
0 notes
Text
oh to be a pangolin squirming around in the sludge 🥺🥺🥺 this would fix me
30K notes
·
View notes