chaoticbitchywitch

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I’ve seen a lot of crude jokes going around about the CEO assassination, and I just want to say one thing.

I think we should do worse.

Live reenactments. Several scheduled a day, like the shows at Disney parks. Someone brings brownies to pass around for the 10:30am showing. Everyone chants “DENY, DEFEND, DEPOSE” as the shots are being fired. People clap at the end. Someone pops one of those party poppers filled with monopoly money. People leave the place with a huge smile on their faces. “Sorry I was late, Boss. I was watching The Adjustment.”

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every single trope is better with sapphics btw

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Listen listen... I love both rosekiller and jegulus BUT bartylus will ALWAYS have a special place in my heart

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all the young dudes is actually so fun minus all the brutual murder of half the characters

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My name being Regulus:

Realizing it's entirely my fault for naming myself Regulus:

Honestly could be any of the marauders they are having a bad time

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“Is somebody going to match my freak” but it’s Evan and Barty being absolutely batshit insane for each other

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All I've done is homework 😞😞

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Halloween is for lovers 🎃🦇

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And I love both of them so much 🥰🥰

Jegulus is basicly loki x fandral but with even less canon content