I, myself, am strange and unusualSapien
Last active 2 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
326 notes
·
View notes
Text
When your brother knows you are a gay for your roommate.
766 notes
·
View notes
Text
this is what I imagine when people refer to Wednesday as 'the raven' in fics btw
961 notes
·
View notes
Text
Gomez: *standing on a table in the quad* I SHALL DEFEND MY DEAREST MORTICIA’S HONOR TILL MY VERY LAST BREATH AND EVEN BEYOND IT! YOU FOOLS WILL RUE THE DAY YOU EVER THOUGHT TO HARM MI ESPINA DE ROSA MORTAL!!
Morticia: *heart eyes* By the Gods, I love him! He is such a romantic! I will marry him by the end of the day!
Larissa: Jesus fucking Christ, I need alcohol right now.
*Approx. Three Decades Later*
Enid: *standing on a table in the quad* ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA PUT HANDS ON THAT SEXY PIECE OF GOTH ASS IS GONNA LEARN WHAT 300 POUNDS OF WEREWOLF TEARING YOU IN HALF FEELS LIKE!! TRY ME YOU DUMB BITCHES! TRY MEEEE!!!!
Wednesday: *heart eyes* Oh my Gods, I have never seen such a romantic gesture in my life. I must go to acquire marriage documents this instant, but I cannot take my eyes off such a wonderful sight!
Bianca: That’s it. I’m calling Yoko, I need some hard fucking liquor to deal with you idiots. Holy fucking shit.
857 notes
·
View notes
Text
How successful would Morticia Addams…
Would you like to submit a character? Click this link if you do!
55 notes
·
View notes
Text
Someone give her a nerf gun she’s not built for these kinda weapons
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
What I love about Wenclair is that speaking to Wednesday Addams is like deciphering a Sphinx’ riddles. Most people give up on her easily because of her ambiguous, seemingly incongruous answers except for Enid, who listens, mulls it over and finally begins to untangle Wednesday Addams’ riddles three.
80 notes
·
View notes
Text
543 notes
·
View notes
Text
guys STOP comparing the beetlejuices to eachother.
musical beetlejuice is loveable and has character
cartoon beetlejuice is adorable and unique
movie beetlejuice
112K notes
·
View notes
Photo
me when the Beetlejuice theme song comes on 👻
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
so beetlejuice, beetlejuice and beetlejuice walk into a bar
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
this is the weirdest live action remake i've seen in my life
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
Lydia, you need to take back your life!
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) - dir. Tim Burton
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
626 notes
·
View notes
Text
I love the part in the Addams Family Values where they're all tied to electric chairs and Debbie asks 'But did any of you really love me?' and Gomez' response, rather than trying to save their lives, is 'Hands!'. He really said I HAVE to be the funniest person at my execution and I love that for him!
96 notes
·
View notes