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this is what I imagine when people refer to Wednesday as 'the raven' in fics btw

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Gomez: *standing on a table in the quad* I SHALL DEFEND MY DEAREST MORTICIA’S HONOR TILL MY VERY LAST BREATH AND EVEN BEYOND IT! YOU FOOLS WILL RUE THE DAY YOU EVER THOUGHT TO HARM MI ESPINA DE ROSA MORTAL!!

Morticia: *heart eyes* By the Gods, I love him! He is such a romantic! I will marry him by the end of the day!

Larissa: Jesus fucking Christ, I need alcohol right now.

*Approx. Three Decades Later*

Enid: *standing on a table in the quad* ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA PUT HANDS ON THAT SEXY PIECE OF GOTH ASS IS GONNA LEARN WHAT 300 POUNDS OF WEREWOLF TEARING YOU IN HALF FEELS LIKE!! TRY ME YOU DUMB BITCHES! TRY MEEEE!!!!

Wednesday: *heart eyes* Oh my Gods, I have never seen such a romantic gesture in my life. I must go to acquire marriage documents this instant, but I cannot take my eyes off such a wonderful sight!

Bianca: That’s it. I’m calling Yoko, I need some hard fucking liquor to deal with you idiots. Holy fucking shit.

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How successful would Morticia Addams…

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Wednesday is in fact horrified

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Someone give her a nerf gun she’s not built for these kinda weapons

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What I love about Wenclair is that speaking to Wednesday Addams is like deciphering a Sphinx’ riddles. Most people give up on her easily because of her ambiguous, seemingly incongruous answers except for Enid, who listens, mulls it over and finally begins to untangle Wednesday Addams’ riddles three.

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guys STOP comparing the beetlejuices to eachother.

musical beetlejuice is loveable and has character

cartoon beetlejuice is adorable and unique

movie beetlejuice

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me when the Beetlejuice theme song comes on 👻

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so beetlejuice, beetlejuice and beetlejuice walk into a bar

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this is the weirdest live action remake i've seen in my life

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Lydia, you need to take back your life!

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) - dir. Tim Burton

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lydia… a freak juice behind u… run……

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I love the part in the Addams Family Values where they're all tied to electric chairs and Debbie asks 'But did any of you really love me?' and Gomez' response, rather than trying to save their lives, is 'Hands!'. He really said I HAVE to be the funniest person at my execution and I love that for him!

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Gomez: This is Debbie, our new babysitter. Fester: They pay you to sit on babies? I'd do it for free!

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Testing the waters

Would there be any interest for a canon divergence Addams Family Values AU in which Debbie lives and is incorporated into the family? I have ideas...