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Sometimes my balls itch. And other times I itch them back. 0.0

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Life Hack: Delete System 32 and kill yourself. Or Kurt Cobain it and pull up shotgun.jpg

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If a cougar uses the term, "I'm old enough to be your mother.", reply with- "I'm old enough to be a mother fucker." Also Big cats can't talk, so lay off the LSD for a while and perhaps John Lennon will stop raping your ear whilst you sleep.

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Everyone ranted about Tumblr v 4chan And I'm just chillin here like...

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On my way to work and a shitty Subaru SUV tries to beat me to the merge lane. Mfw

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Selfie. By definition rancid and pungent with the taint of douchebaggery. I succumb to the swagness at last.

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Tumblr just shat itself.

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Star Wars Episode 7. It's gonna be a Sith-ton of awesome.

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When a monster touches ur gf's ass

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I do the invisible girlfriend thing :'(

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I was raised in an unorthodox manner. My social awkwardness is unparalleled and infinite... There was never a right or wrong, just a goal- with little vision and instant results. Being older now, and living on my own... Helped me realize that happiness is only gained through lengthy challenges and lofty aspirations. "You're insane! That thing's massive!" "You could be a Jedi, boy! Size means NOTHING to you!"

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Sequel to the number one best seller, Expand Dong.

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Smash Bros. or pass? R8: Gr8, 8/8 m8!

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Saw a post about this.

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Remember my crack at MW3? Ladies and Gentlemen- BlackOcks 2 A step by step tutorial on how to spawn trap, while making emblems of hentai anal gape and phallic demons. Unlock new weapons as your erection becomes your enemies’ intestinal infections from eating your shit while you doggy their mum and perform Chocolate Dunkaroos on the family cat. Still not convinced this game is M(x3) rated?

There’s no Commando Perk. Fucking TreyShark eating all the goddam fish vagoo.

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Boooom, headshot.

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Blown the fuck out.