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Jump out of a plane, skinny dip, paint your apartment a totally different colour.
Well then I must be a really boring person because I’m bored out of my mind.
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Didn't you know - only boring people get bored.
I’m so bored…
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Wow, what a moron.
A girl asked me if I wanted a waitress job today. As if.
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Balancing my work and college life, as well as my music.
Busy doing what?
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That's because I am the best dancer from St Bernadette's. It does sound very tempting, but I'm just too busy.
I’m pretty sure the first time we met was when you first challenged me to a Cha Cha Slide dance off. Aw, go have a nap or something!
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Oh, I know. I pride myself on it.
So are you.
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It's been a while since anyone other than Hobbit has called me that. I'm alright, just exhausted.
You alright Cha Cha?
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You're a very strange person.
Fucking with you.
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Of what?
Really? Because I could take up the challenge.
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I just can't be fucked with today.
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Can't be fucked to get up tomorrow morning.
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Well hello there, stranger.
Surprise bitch.
Bet you thought you seen the last of me.
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Fuck that, I need my sleep.
It’s what you get for only sleeping like, three hours every night.
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No Disney Princess fruit snack bullshit for you now.
They make Disney Princess fruit snacks
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