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Oh hey tomorrow is Wolfenoot.

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

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the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

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I fully understand why "character A is astounded at the sight of character B's penis" is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as "penis awe" is unintentionally very funny. Now I'm picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.

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this is my life philosophy

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POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

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guess i'll put this here too, even though its past the day in my timezone lol

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On Friendship.

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Bravest little rat of them all!

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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

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‎ ‎‎ ‎‎a bug ↘

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if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

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