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remember everyone, the lake spirits can pound on your ears all they want, your still one of Gaia's own devils, her weakest beast and her greatest monster.

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Majestic

The wings give an extra lift

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thank you bugs bunny

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ya know it's really too bad how they changed the deathclaws in fallout 4, because they look really cool, they look exactly like something the wider populace would assume sprung from the hellfire of nuclear war, they look brutal, armored, jagged and deadly. like something sent by an extremely pissed off god to punish you and everyone in it's way, and maybe some unfortunate bystanders.

but it's just so underwhelming, in comparison to the other games these things are chumps, still probably as dangerous as real life grizzly bear, but in the first two games they were monstrous hellspawn, in the third one they were dialed back but still a damn problem, and the less said about quarry junction the better, and this is back when they looked more like spiky muppet bodybuilders, so I'm just a tad disappointed is all.

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Oh We making some good broth now.

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another example of the jpeg dollhouse that is tumblr.

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So I've seen some stuff on here about the idea of "cryptid batman", and I'd like to bring something to the table.

there is a concept in DC comics called The Green, a fundamental energy that controls plant life, this is where Poison Ivy gets a big chunk of her power. Now where my point comes in is the fact that this isn't the only one of these forces, such as the clear, or the red, so it could be feasible that there are more we are unaware of.

Now we can speak on the hypothetical concept of The Dark, and The Bat-Man being it's champion, after all these forces choose champions based on aligned attributes, so it makes sense that Darkness itself would choose The Dark Knight of Gotham. Now the question is how would this affect him? he's still human but he's also The Batman, not much is needed for this not so mere mortal. It's likely The Dark's boons would start off as subtle at first, a glancing blow here a convenient shadow there and so on. However as fear and madness rises in Gotham (as it is want to do) the dark would need to give it's dark knight greater blessings to maintain the balance, which would result the Bat becoming more uncanny as the nights go on, dodging bullets like dark smoke, scaling walls with gnarled claws, sinking into shadows like water, his eye's shining in the night and still unseen, his cape twisting into shadowy wings gliding across the rooftops, slowly becoming the creature this city needs. Mind you Bruce is still there, still human, still the socialite, still the playboy with too much money and daddy issues, but he isn't always Bruce, when he is Batman he is more, when Bruce puts on the cowl he is akin more to twisted living darkness than mere mortal, Moving with the grace and mirth of the shadow of a savage beast, hunting for justice and vengeance with an insatiable apatite, it is Gotham's greatest fear, and The Dark's greatest champion, for he is darkness, he is vengeance, he is the night.

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goofiness aside, this is heart wrenchingly profound.

Wolverine’s known powers: Healing factor, adamantium skeleton, and elephant-telepathy.

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I have a headcanon that Alastor's mother turned her shitty husband into jambalaya, after all, she did have recipe that was "so good it nearly killed her"

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Only fallout can make a skinless Mormon attractive.

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this image has both made and destroyed my humor, and now you shall share in my affliction.

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I don't understand a word he's saying.

but I know exactly what he means.

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people forgetting the muppets are in fact, not living breathing creatures and are in fact made of felt and stuffing is one of my favorite phenomenon.

It's like Jim Henson put a piece of his soul into the franchise that gives it this spark of life that endures so long past his death, he is long from his second death and will continue to be in our lives for quite some time.

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Hmmmm...

Reblog if you can hear this image I'm trying to see something

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This is difficult to say because of all the useless knowledge I've gathered, but if I had to choose I'd say the beluga whale

in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i'm asking. what's everyone's favorite animal mine is the noble manatee