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Happy Halloween, kids!
We here at Night Vale Community Center hope you have a fun time trick or treating around town tonight!
Remember to always check your candy for any tamperings or unregistered poisons. Don’t go up to houses whose porch lights are turned off or whose mail boxes are emanating neon green lights. Always give a wave to the surveillance vans and street cameras watching your every move when entering a new street. And don’t forget to give your offering of sugary sweets and treats to the terrible, nightmare spawn of the all mighty glow cloud before the end of the night, or else you will face dire consequences... I’m not entirely sure what said consequences are exactly, but Janice tells me it’s supposed to be really bad.
Two Reese’s cups, a bag of M&M’s, a packet of Radioactive Animal Gummies, and three blood flavored lollipops are standard for most offerings to malevolent Halloween entities.
Happy Halloween!
-Cecile Palmer, Host of NVCR
#halloween#trick or treating#friendly safety tips#nvcr#welcome to night vale#wtnv#cecile palmer#now that that's out of the way#carla and i can begin our science horror movie marathon#first up on the list: the wizard of oz!
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Pixel Organs
Pixel’d some organs/body parts for fun! ☆
If you use any be sure to credit me! ´ ▽ ` )ノ
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Person: God, I hate fake people.
Me, a bundle of straw tied into a vaguely human shape: Shit, are they talking about me…?
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Cancelation
The parade that was never planned has been canceled. According to our town’s little known Parades Council headed by Josephine Stickler, “You cannot have ANYTHING that has never existed to begin with… That is why we don’t have free will.”
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Hotline Bling Drake, Dir. by Director X, 2015
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ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
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When you see a cute scientist
When she talks about science
When her hair’s perfect
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