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My son, I am on hiatus and @god-offical is a heretic and a false God. Pay it no mind.

who knew impersonating the most important figure in several world religions would be a hit on the gay website

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Hey dudes! My names bronon, welcome to my radical blog! I'm all about being the best bro I can, to both my dudes at home and the big G-man up in the sky! Narly! Welcome to my wicked blog, I'm here to reach my truest brotential and get closest to the most radical dudes of all time! Wicked!

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Yeah, father bro. Its been rough. I've never had such an uphill battle with my radical relationship with the G-man, but dude, its just been so not tubular. Just- all of my dudes and bros support my relegious journey, but sometimes I miss their freedom. And like- I know envy and whatever are wicked deadly bro, as far as sins go, and I dont wanna go to hell cause thats just mad not chill, but, like, you know? I'm just totally glad you're here to lead me on the righteous path, bro. Mad chill of you. Respect.

Sonbro. I am so happy you are betting your relationship with God. Your dudes and bros may have "freedom" but that freedom is only freedom to sin. I can forgive your envy so long as you work on it.

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hey daddy…… me again……🥱🥱

I’m going to touch you.

No.

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hey babe i mean daddy i mean father have you read unholyverse, your holy dicklessness?

No.

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can you put a catholic inside me

No.

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Father I'm have Ng señx incmunecraft

Sinner.

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father I have a big fat crush on a woman

If you are a man, pray and ask God if she is the woman for you. If you are a woman, marry a man.

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heh…. yeha I’ll repent……… I’m on my knees, praying to god…… heh……………… guakc guak guak guak guak guak PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP god is pregnant. PLAP PLAPPLAP PLAP PLAP FAP FAP FAP FAP CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK UGHHHHH

There is no hope for you.

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what if my genders a haunted doll

Then you're going to hell.

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I stepped on an ant

God forgives you.

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wait is trump a sinner

No.

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Forgive me father for I have cinned

No.

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can you make any liquid holy by blessing it or does that only work on water. specifically can you make holy blood im very curious

It works on only water.

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I used to be so scared of immaculate conception I used to sin so it wouldn’t happen to me

That is a terrible excuse for sin.

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Btw daddy….. how many confessions from all those horrible sinners are in your confession booth?

~40

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Hey, father bro. Forgive me, ots been a while. Ive had a lot of things on my plate, and bro, ots been exhausting. Ive still been attending mass and praying, but confession got daunting bro

Hey son(bro?). I’m glad you’re attending church and all. How has your journey to Jesus been?