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listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

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We have got to get sluttier clothing for straight guys. The standard for sexy straight dude clothes is literally sweat pants. Straight women are starving to death!!! We need to save them!

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guy i knew from high school but never really talked to just put an icp election meme on his instagram story. i'm not going to say anything

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Someone I know not well enough to voice my opinion on the subject said something like why didn’t God make potatoes a low-calorie food so I am here to say: God made them like that because their nutrition density IS what makes them healthy. By God I mean Andean agricultural technicians. Potato is healthy BECAUSE potato holds calories and vitamins. Do not malign potato

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woe!

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the funniest part of imagining dirks fashion / aesthetic choices is knowing that every single thing had to have been left behind there by dave. like roxy could appearify clothes but every time i draw dirk in rave pants or heelies u must know that this necessitates dave as a young adult hunkering down and deciding yes, this unknown infant child can and must be supplied with only the most luxurious orange sodas, mlp merch, and 90s streetwear

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Stockpile HRT now.

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We are a very very dumb, stupid people

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if you're feeling powerless right now—and god knows I am—here's a reminder you can donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds, the Trans Law Center, Gaza Soup Kitchen, the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, and hundreds of other charities that will work to mitigate the damage that has been and will continue to be inflicted

life continues. we still have the capacity to do good, important work. that matters

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more humanstuck doodles!

i really like doodling these guys, if it wasn’t clear. it’s very relaxing.

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People who don’t cook their cereal don’t realize what they’re missing out on. The heat of the flame really brings out the sweetness of the marshmallows

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wip comic based off a tumblr post i saw the other day