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needed to remember how to draw ppl, sketched an impish :3

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needed to remember how to draw ppl, sketched an impish :3

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preclaims up for grabs, dm me if youd like one (discord preferred but ill still see tumblr messages)

i need around $250 to pay for my car and insurance. ill be doing some more, to be coloured probably early next week

customs on this base will be $30 as well

i also have two free bases up on my ko-fi (and another p2u one coming up later) that you can download here and here, a tip isnt required but greatly appreciated! you can see em down below the cut

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my seba... who i finally chose a name for just now on a whim. species belongs to @metzer <3 luv these guys

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they r cute….. eights is @metzer’s

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vanmai ( @metzer ) helping impish relax before going out <3

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more draw overs bcuz i like to… thrash ft alyzie and jin (@cash4trolls/ @metzer) 

pics….x and x

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Impish, I love your eye makeup.

thanks hunnieee!! im a bit of a mascara fiend but i get rly lazy with it bc that shit runs faster thn i do when im at the gym

the other black shit on my face is just my tats from when i was really into that funny business u know

clowns

i think even w/out the rest of the face paint they still look pretty cool tho. i like it when ppl see them and then ask if ive killed some1

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impish, what drives you to work out, other than looking fine as hell? is it for defence, or you wanna fight people, or for a competition etc?

GOOD QUESTION!! PERFECTLY WORDED!!! looking hot as FUCK is priority #1 n that just happens 2 make my job easier as a bouncer

u could say im training for a competition if they ever make one thats just u throwin ppl out on their asses. like shotput or discus or some shit for drunks

doesnt matter how much u weigh u will end up across the street if ur not planning on leaving on ur own

ill throw u into the next club

u can be their problem now

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hiiiiii

i guess i should put SOME info on my blog

i’m adult. i don’t do nsfw but 18+ still recommended

fantrolls can be found here: [link]

ask me about any of them! in fact, feel free to ask me about any characters you see on my toyhouse, i might end up posting a bit about them here anyway. anon is on just go fucking wild idk. 

here’s my list of mental disorders: [link]

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rampaciousairling​:

IMPISH! HEY IMPISH!!! BITCH YOUR NOT GONNA KICK ME OUT NEXT TIME I SHOW UP RIGHT??? YOU BETTER NOT CUZ U KNOW I MAKE ANY PARTY BETTER

“I NEEDED TO MAKE RENT THAT WEEK BITCH, you know I love ya. I can afford to get fired this week though, the club next door wants me back. I’ll come party with everyone next time... I pwomise... 

Actually come hang out with me this week, diet hasn’t been going as well as I want it to and I need someone stealing half my meals again. Can’t promise it’ll be tasty though. Sometimes the food makes me shit myself but I know you can handle it.”  

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6u934t3r666​:

sincere….</3!

“SINCEREEE! Bro I’ve been meaning to tell you that I’m going to steal your shoes from you one day. It’s still going to happen, I just felt like you deserved the heads up. Sleep with one eye open yeah. With your shoes on. Fishnets would be harder to take off so I might just buy my own pair of those. 

Also stop I hate how nice your tail is ugh. I’m ignoring that mop on the end though, can’t imagine what shit that’s picked up. Literally all mine needed to be was just that tiny bit thicker like yours and I wouldn’t have had to chop that shit off. I need therapy for this or something, this is the second time today that I’ve gotten mad about it again. Pissing myself off for no reason. I think I need some of that ciggy. Fuck how do you look so good but so like derelict at the same time. I wanna suck on that tooth.” 

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wandering-trolls​:

No longer goes to church but still paints her face for herself clown.

“You’re a bit of a cutie aren’t ya, with those big doll eyes. Still wearing the face paint for fun? I get that. I don’t think I’d ever want to get rid of my face tats, they’re a part of me now, y’know? You get it. Nice little star theme you’ve got going on too... does your personality have that same sparkle? Haha... Being real now, I reckon you’d be great at designing pyjamas. I’d buy a set if I ever wore any.

More curious about how you sleep at night though, do you have to like shove a pillow between your shoulders and your horns or something? Or do you just sleep face down. I think I do that when I’m drunk, probs almost died a few times now that I think about it, my horns are probs the only things saving me each time. I should get a housemate...”

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outsidertrolls​:

Also an ex clown, this one’s a tattoo artist (Any pronouns)

“Oh now you’re looking cool... maybe even... swag? Hah... Don’t think I’ve ever seen a shirt like that before, got me a bit jealous actually now that I’m picturing my own version of it. Don’t think my boss would be too happy if I showed up to work with my tits out though, but I guess it wouldn’t hurt to try one day now that you’ve given me the inspo. I get rehired after a while no matter what I do, I’m just that good y’know. 

Correct me if I’m wrong, you look like someone I’ve let into one of the clubs I’ve worked at before - like one of those customers who goes straight to the VIP tables with the expensive champagne. I wouldn’t really know what that crowd is like, bit tame for my taste... but they do make my job easier. Gotta say though, love the horn bling. Maybe one day you can let me book in for a tattoo and you can tell me where you got all this cool shit.”

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metzer​:

ARE YOU COMING OUT TO DRINKS WITH US OR WHAT DUDE YOU’VE FLAKED LIKE THREE TIMES

ANYWAY DUMMY YOURE COOL I WISH I FOUND YOU IN A DITCH INSTEAD OF BEING KICKED OUT OF THE CLUB THAT KINDA SUCKED

“Fuck off you freak I literally told you I’m cutting this week. My abs are fucking gone because I keep going out and getting shitfaced with you. Sorry I don’t have the metabolism of a fucking rodent like you do.

Anyway hurry up and finish designing my knuc tats before I run you over with my car again. At least then I’ll have an excuse not to beat your ass with these babies.” [kisses fists] 

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dusksochoard​:

A Certain Throne man

“Oh- God, you scared the shit out of me when I turned around. Give me a second for my heart rate to drop - or not, maybe that can count towards today’s workouts actually. Thanks. 

You’re giving me a bit of that religious fanatic vibe that I've been trying to get away from, but maybe I shouldn’t be too harsh on this aethetic you’ve got going on. I’d be a hypocrite if I ignored that kickass blackout work and your piercings... maybe we could vibe a bit. Only if you let me touch those wings and borrow a bit of jewellery - been too broke lately to buy anything new and you seem like you’ve got plenty hanging around.” 

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goldenguillotines​:

“X Ohohoho WOW you are really nice looking~ You’re just a bouncer? Such a shame! You should be the main attraction. You look like the main singer type~X”

She giggles,

“X I’m DEFINITELY giving you a 9/10. Obsessed with your tattoos. They look SO good! X”

“Thanks hottie, you know the way straight to my heart. I end up on stage from time to time but not in the way you’re thinking. Bit more drinking and... running... in my situation... But it sounds like I should be calling you up whenever I need a quick motivation boost at the gym. You’ve got good taste in trolls and tattoos? What more could I ask for. 

Actually, you look like you’d be amazing to go to for outfit advice. I need someone to show me how to put in a little bit of effort into this shit, and I can already see that we’ve got the same idea about how much skin we need to be showing. 

Hit me up if you ever want some more piercings, you’d look really good with them and I can do them by hand - no guns or needles required.”