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Just throwing this into the eather.

Unintended pareleles and whatnot...

I bet you Aziraphale has the original print (and all of The Wizard of Oz). My hands are on the keyboard alr

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I love soulmates but also this-

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YES!!

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i genuinelly LOLed

ducklings i'll be honest daddy's about to kill himself

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Tumblr influence is real bc why am I reblogging House MD posts, i didn't eve watch the show??

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chop chop grandpas. those medical practices ain't gonna malpractices on themselves

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has this been done already

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cudi me da nisi ovo vec repostovala @nestokaodevojka

Saw that meme with Mel and Sevika from Arcane and my brain though that it was funny

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plačem

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.

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oh this, this is good

One of my favourite parts about autistic people is how you can use other peoples' reflections of them like an echolocation bullshit detector. Like they personally do not need to do shit for this to work, they just passively emit their own autistic vibe that bounces off every surface around them, and you can assess another person's level of self-awareness by how they reflect it back.

"Autistic people do not understand social hierarchy" nope, they understand you're supposed to be an authority here, but they won't politely pretend to respect you if they think you're incompetent.

"Autistic people do not understand humour" nope, they just don't politely pretend to laugh to humour you, and you are simply not funny.

"Autistic people are rude" nope, they just don't think it's polite to lie to you, and don't care about trying to tell you what they think you want to hear instead of telling you what they think.

"Autistic people sometimes have emotional meltdowns for absolutely no reason" nope, you're just insufferable to be around and the person with the lowest tolerance of your shit is simply the canary in the coal mine who breaks first.

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it has seen you tho. And it does not approve

why the fuck is my dash full of supernatural i havent even seen that

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sensational! (nadam se da ovo nije ono sto si izbrisala na wa cause this is gold)

had a dream i was on campus and then skipped class to go to the mall with friend1. friend1 bought a whole phone and then i realized my wallet was missing. went back to campus where my entire highschool was for some reason together with my college peers and friend1 morphed into friend2 and started calling me stupid for losing my fucking wallet and then she left???

my highschool p.e. teacher hands me my wallet and one of my cards was stolen together with my ID and all the cash, and i have a page out of a 8th grade physics textbook neatly folded in the wallet instead. what.

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smarter things have also been done in the name of lesbianism but that's neither here nor there at the moment

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"Luigi Mangione is a hero!!"

Seen in Belgrade, Serbia

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