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This is my dead girl walking.

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NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE 🪓🩸😈🤓

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is this the eternal dark without a dawn?

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Been two years since I've drawn starkid fanart it was about time

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abandoned indoor garden 🌿

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They get distracted easily :((

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let’s talk fat!momo because fuck her og design

-to prefece this analysis/rant i have only read the first 4 manga but i have read enough bnha fanfiction over the last three years to kill a man so take this with a grain of salt-

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she would at least have some chub are you kidding me her whole quirk relies on using her fat stores aka the thing cushioning her body so she doesn’t get horribly injured sooo:

get this girl a fucking meal plan! a dietitian she can afford it she’s rich rich like what she should keep fat rich snacks on her person especially in her hero costume in like a fanny pack something with a lot of fat that’s easy to eat quickly like full fat yogurt pouches, nut butter packets, baby bells, lots of full fat dairy and desserts

How fast is her metabolism? How easily can she keep fat on her body?

One of her side effects is anemia. I used to be anemic and that shit fucks u up makes u dizzy, light headed, blacks ur vision out, makes u pass out and super tired so its vvv important that shes eating!! also it could get worse on her period so get her on birth control if she's not already and iron supps! Make sure her foods are also iron rich in addition to the fats

SHE SHOULD INTERN WITH FATHUM AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL!! like are you kidding me uwabami is fine but she’s just fine momo is rich rich like rich rich so i’m assuming she already has media training and fatgums quirk revolves around his size and his diet both things that momo needs to learn to deal with!!

also her costume her fucking costume and don’t start with that “but she needs a lot of skin for her quirk” bs there are other options for her quirk that don’t rely on the fan service of a 15 year old TEENAGER are you kidding me - give her like a poncho or straps or buckles fucking something besides a boob window are u seriously implying that she gets fat from her boobs how does that even work? is that safe? how are her boobs still so big if she’s making bombs with them?!?!? all quality questions i don’t have answers to

costume made out of skin so she can have coverage but still quirk. lemillion’s costume for example is made out of his hair. That wouldn't work for momo but couldnt u make like a twisted ver of that with her fat or skins cells?

science to use her cells to make more fat —> lab grown fat cells?

mix of cells and fabric!!

 tunic/poncho: cons = could get caught on something/pulled on by enemy - strangled, pros = could pull stuff out of tunic - more coverage

What parts of skin does she use the most? Everybody's bodies are different but most people gain fat on their thighs, butt and midsection so focusing her costume on the accessibility of those areas would be good.

That is an early ver of momos' costume! I like it way better because say it with me folks NO BOOB WINDOW! i love that her tummy is still exposed so she can create bigger objects and her shorts are longer still short so theres access to her lower thighs! and the pouches for her snacks! i wish we had kept this

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Me when I've already spend more than 30 minutes looking for a specific fanfic

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jessica stanley would listen to hot to go and i will fight everyone about this.

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moaning myrtle headcanons

moaning myrtle teaching some poor girl how to put a tampon in because she was living once and had been forced to live in a girls bathroom at a boarding school her entire undead life

listening to poor girl cry about drama with her friends or worried about graduation 

listening to a slytherin girl talk about her parents being death eaters and not knowing what to do

or a Hufflepuff whose from a gryffindore family and doesn’t know how to tell her parents 

myrtle sitting with a first year whose homesick and doesn’t know anyone

she would get really good at helping people

two 6th years smoking weed out the lavetory windows and gossiping with myrtle 

or someone bringing in an ipod so myrtle can having something to do that’s not listening to peoples toilets flush

a girl with social anxiety eating her lunch with myrtle instead of in the great hall

a girl skipping potions to read the textbook with myrtle because she gets bullied in the class anyway

myrtle having boy talks with 7th years and making sure first years brush their teeth

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Later in life Noel Gruber moves to the big apple and (while make his own movie in the style of french novaue) gets a job at snl under his alterego Stefan - city correspondent

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matthew lillard doing the iconic ghostface knife wipe like that HAD to be intentional

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the goosebumps to btvs pipeline is strong with this one

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mischa bachinski is like the soundcloud rapper ver of hozier

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howl of moving castle fame is the most apollo of pjo fame coded motherfucker i have ever had the misfortune of coming across

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Dont talk to me dont look at me dont percive me im screaming

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