carnivore-clown
carnivore-clown
pack it up skittles squad..
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carnivore-clown · 10 months ago
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the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail
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carnivore-clown · 11 months ago
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feline figures (after fabergé)
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carnivore-clown · 1 year ago
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Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.
This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.
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carnivore-clown · 2 years ago
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carnivore-clown · 2 years ago
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lost focus & had a consensual workplace relationship
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carnivore-clown · 2 years ago
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making my humidifier and dehumidifier participate in a cruel and pointless war
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carnivore-clown · 2 years ago
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What if I started posting exclusively in italics, thereby inducing you to read it in a soft gentle inside voice JUMPSCARE JUMPSCARE 1000 DEVILS NIGHTMARES FOREVER
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carnivore-clown · 2 years ago
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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao
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carnivore-clown · 2 years ago
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*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*
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carnivore-clown · 3 years ago
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Happy 23rd birthday, Dipper and Mabel! 🌲🌠
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carnivore-clown · 3 years ago
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Asking for directions
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carnivore-clown · 3 years ago
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Sorry! We threw out your luggage because it was giving the airplane a tummy ache
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carnivore-clown · 3 years ago
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pissing myself at newsnight showing the list of mps who have resigned with boris johnson's face in the background played to a dramatic rendition of bittersweet symphony like he personally murdered each and every one of them
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carnivore-clown · 3 years ago
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carnivore-clown · 3 years ago
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carnivore-clown · 3 years ago
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Matthew Perry being given the script for the Benny sex scene
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carnivore-clown · 3 years ago
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