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Headcanon that Neil is always slouching (to blend in from the years on the run and also because Lola always used to make him sit with his back straight)

Now andrew, HOWEVER, always sits with his back uncomfortably straight (he just likes to be tall)

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every time someone calls neil gay instead of demi, an angel loses their wings

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biblically accurate Jean Moreau is the artist Tamino….

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worse than marathons by coach wymack is when captain neil josten makes the younger foxes hold hands and go around in a circle singing ring around the rosie to make andrew laugh

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i need kevin to unleash his inner neil and defend jean during the interview

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The rest of the thread is here.

tl;dr: Don’t monetize AO3, kids.  You won’t like what happens next.

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Reminder that Jeanee is still queer rep. It is literally a queer ship. Jean does not stop being bisexual just because he likes a woman. Bisexual people are not gay-lite.

If you think Jerejean is is queer rep and Jeanee is not, I need you to sit down and reflect on your biphobia for a bit

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nobody's soldier

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guys do we not pronounce Jean's name The French Way™?? like I've been putting highschool french to use and pronouncing it like jon with a French accent?? not jeen like the denim?? I thought it was clear we respect the man and honor his frenchness😔

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MANIFEST

MANIFEST

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Here's the trojans!!

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pt. 4(there's some sort of plot and conversations what is this?)

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I step up on the stage and grab the mic. I say, "Jean Moreau can play the violin"

and jump off the stage before anyone could contradict me

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Heyyyy

Hello anon!

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i think jean moreau should get a stuffed toy. as a treat

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the curious incident of jean moreau finding out capitalism wasn’t a state in america

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Aaron is menace on Twitter. That is something that couldn't be pried out of my cold dead hands lol