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God's gift to keep the demon sane.

Bet you didn't know I could draw something like that (me neither. but apparently I can)

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POV he lost his glasses (I ate em)

Thought about finishing this piece, but got extremely lazy so here you go

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opinion abt sniperscouts?...

Better than heavymedic

I don't hate it

But I'm not a fan of it

In fact, there's no ship that I like

I am either neutral, dislike, or hate.

Sniperscout is in solid neutral zone

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They were literally fighting a coconut PNG for 17 years just to give BLU Scout his blue pants.

And they lost it.

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Man.. the amount of hate I get for not liking something that everyone like is insane. Can somebody please just tell them, that what they're doing is insane?

Man I'm getting tired fr. I never was an actual asshole, but why some people portrait me that way.

Am I a bad person for not liking a ship?? What's going on.

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Medic pin got stolen. I repeat. Some asshole STOLE MY MEDIC PIN

I am casting a curse on this person. They will have the hardest diarrhea at the most inopportune moment.

They should start counting their days.

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man you're just low-key homophobic. just maybe accept the fact that they're together, no?

let's gooooo 🥳

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i used to like heavymedic but the shippers constantly going "bwah, its so canonz!" and constantly bringing up the ship unprompted on my posts that have nothing to do with it made me despise it very quickly lol. im pretty sure i have every tag related to it blacklisted so i never have to hear anything related heavymed ever again

plus its fucking annoying how the fandom seems unable to talk about medic or heavy as their own separate characters outside the ship to the point where it takes total presedence over their characterization but thats just me ig

It really makes me sad ngl.

Seeing how people unironically make Medic into some kind of a whore, completely ignoring his personality, problems, backstory. To the point where his whole personality is just being gay. It's upsetting, really.

Same for Heavy, he's a tragic character with beautiful story, but why do so few people see him only next to Medic :(

Of course not all of TF2 fans, absolutely not all of them. Just some individuals

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Personally I genuinely don't ship mercs like crazy. There is a TON of ship artwork that I just- don't care who ships who I'm just here to vibe and like people's artwork, mostly talk about the gameplay itself or write interesting stories :]

[As long as it isn't fucking Spy x Scout.]

Yeah same, I like the creativity of other people and all the cool things they do. I genuinely do. And I have friends who, for example, are heavy/medic fans, and I'm completely chill with it, they're cool people with their own interests. And it's okay!

It's just very sad to see people attack others for not liking something they like. I got called homophobic for saying that some ships are just not my cup of tea.

So yeah.. there are a lot of nice ship fans and cool people, but some of them need to take an example from this good people.

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You hate Heavymedic??? Why?/gen

because I can, I hate everything

if being fr, I just got tired of people shoving it up ma ass for 7 years that I was in this god forsaken fandom that still is somehow alive and thriving.

and then getting tons of shit for having an opinion. "you can't hate it it's canonnn" "what, but it's so good!" "even Valve encourage it-" man shut the hell up

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did u legit go to jail

Nah, but it wouldn't be surprising if I actually did. Guilty for lots of thing, really.

Like hating on Heavy/Medic for example

or hating on Medic in general

and some minor crimes like hate crime, stealing, or bullying kids on Roblox, but that's not so important

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Bro has absolutely no game, but if he starts break dancing in front of me, I'd go on a date with him.

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guess who's back from jail with little present

I know it was a long while, but I'm back and ready to work my ass off again

+ my painting skill grew up a bit, so that's something.

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Practicing SFM facial expressions + light. So far so good I think

Second one is kinda freaky but whatever, I know you guys will like it.

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Played TF2 again after so many years(as Medic). And I got things to say.

I hate Spies.

I hate sentries.

I hate Scouts that ask for the heal and run away/around me like crazy, so I can't point my medigun at them. (They got 100hp.)

I hate Heavies that expect me to pocket 'em. I won't. Stop pressing E.

I hate 11 Spies/Engies/Scouts in my team.

I hate healing enemy Spy. (I'm too busy/overwhelmed to realize fast enough that, in fact , it's not my teammate.)

I hate when some idiots run in the epicenter of chaos, expecting me to Übercharge 'em, and dying as I blink. (I had 10 more % to full Über.) And then raging and blaming me.

I hate when toxic players trying to vote me out as the match hasn't even started, just because they see my noob rank. (They don't know I've been boiling in this shit before, and it's a new acc.)

I hate when I can't change class, because I'm the only Medic in team. (I will get guilt tripped after.)

I'm that medic who does his job good, but hates everyone.

I hate being Medic.

I hate my job.

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guess who got their hands on SFM

and yk what that means

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Hey chat! I decided that I don't care if you care or not, I'll post it anyway. Because I'm a scientist nerd, and a TF2 fan.

So here you go, my theory on how the respawn machine actually works.

⚠️It'll be a lot of reading and you need half of a braincell to understand it.

The Respawn Machine can recreate a body within minutes, complete with all previous memories and personality, as if the person never died. We all know this, but I doubt many have thought about how it actually works.

Of course, such a thing is impossible in real life (at least for now), but we’re talking about a game where there’s magic and mutant bread, so it’s all good.

But being an autistic dork, I couldn’t help but start searching for logical and scientific explanations for how this machine might work. How the hell does it actually function? So, I spent hours of my life on yet another useless big brain time.

In the context of the Respawn Machine, the idea is that the technology can instantly create a new mercenary body, identical to the original. This body must be ready for use immediately after the previous one’s death. To achieve this, the cloning process, which in real life takes months or even years, would need to be significantly accelerated. This means the machine is probably powered by a freaking nuclear reactor, or maybe even Australium.

My theory is that this machine is essentially a massive 3D printer capable of printing biological tissues. But how? You see, even today, people can (or are trying to) recreate creatures that lived millions of years ago using DNA. By using the mercenary’s DNA, which was previously loaded into the system, the machine could recreate a perfect copy.

However, this method likely wouldn’t be able to perfectly recreate the exact personality and all the memories from the previous body. I believe the answer lies in neuroscience.

For the Respawn Machine to restore the mercenary’s consciousness and memories, it would need to be capable of recording and preserving the complete structure of the brain, including all neural connections, synapses, and activity that encode personality and memory. This process is known as brain mapping. After creating a brain map, this data could be stored digitally and then transferred to the new body.

“Okay, but how would you transfer memories that are dated right up until the moment of death? The mercenaries clearly remember everything about their previous death.”

Well, I have a theory about that too!

Neural interfaces! Inside each mercenary’s head could be an implant (a nanodevice) that reads brain activity before death and updates a digital copy of the memories. This system operates at the synaptic level, recording changes in the structure of neurons that occur as memories are formed. After death, this data could be instantly transferred to the new body via a quantum network.

Once the data is uploaded and the brain is synchronized with the new body, the mercenary’s consciousness "awakens." Ideally, the mercenary wouldn’t notice any break in consciousness and would remember everything that happened right up to the moment of death.

However… there are also questions regarding potential negative consequences.

Can the transfer of consciousness really preserve all aspects of personality, or is something inevitably lost in the process?

Unfortunately, nothing is perfect, and there’s a chance that some small memories might be lost—like those buried in the subconscious. Or the person’s personality might become distorted. Maybe that’s why they’re all crazy?

How far does the implant’s range extend? Does the distance between the mercenary and the machine affect the accuracy of data transfer?

My theory is that yes, it does. The greater the distance, the fewer memories are retained.

Could there be deviations in the creation of the body itself?

Yes, there could be. We saw this in "Emesis Blue," which led to a complete disaster. But let’s assume everything is fine, and the only deviations are at most an extra finger (or organ—not critical, Medic would only be happy about that).

Well, these are just my theories and nothing more. I’m not a scientist; I’m an amateur enthusiast with a lot of time on my hands. My theories have many holes that I can’t yet fill due to a lack of information.