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can-we-die-now · 1 year ago

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(bee and eagle DRENCHED from running in the rain standing outside the classroom) bee: *aggressively does the wet dog headshake trying to get water out of her hair* *more violent neck cracks*

pns(out of FUCKING nowhere): so bee, you're interested in pursuing a pure math degree aren't you?

#WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO KEEP THE WASHROOMS OUTSIDE THE BUILDING #how are we supposed to pee during monsoon #our washrooms are out in the open #this isnt my great grandparents #its not too much to ask for washrooms in the same building right?#RIGHT?

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can-we-die-now · 1 year ago

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(talking about an excerpt of romeo and juliet we have for english class) "... yeah so anyway rosaline-" bee: WAIT WAIT WAIT (turns to eagle) ROSALIND IS ROSALINE

eagle: oh. my. god. OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK SHIT YEAH.

*bee and eagle absolutely losing their shit screaming crying dying*

#these violent delights #romeo and juliet #fucking idiots #absolute and complete retards #blind as a bat

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can-we-die-now · 1 year ago

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guy: to be fair he's going with the flow

another guy: HE'S GOING WITH THE FLOW????

WE WILL SINK!!!!

#we will #we did #dont send help

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can-we-die-now · 1 year ago

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nobody: nobody at all:

daddy longlegs thinking he's an expert on ww2 politics after watching oppenheimer: "democracy is communism."

#no comments #oppenheimer #good for you man #go democracy/communism ig #please the guy sitting next to him was ready to throw hands #OH IT WAS ARSENIC

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can-we-die-now · 1 year ago

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"bee, i've known you for more than a year now. this is the first time i’ve seen you not in a black sabbath tshirt."

#girl you own maybe five #four of them are black tops #let me take you shopping please #you'll hate me #PLEASE #YOUR MOTHER WILL CRY TEARS OF JOY

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can-we-die-now · 1 year ago

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SUJ:

*trying to discreetly dispose of his apple core* (don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't be suspicious) *drops it in flowerpot* *walks away*

#im eating an apple rn #thought itd be funny to queue the post #goodbye

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can-we-die-now · 1 year ago

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(someone being mean to bee)

bee: are you... flirting with me rn?

#girl #you actually have a thing #today we discovered that bee only ships couples who are absolute bitches to each other

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can-we-die-now · 1 year ago

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motherfuckers its results tomorrow and i want to saw myself in half

#gojo who #somebody kill me please #i dont want to know #id rather die

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can-we-die-now · 1 year ago

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studying on your period is great

my book fell and ukw i did

i cried

i fucking bawled my eyes out

#college #turning into cfal students #school #science #stem #period cramps #jee #kill me pls

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can-we-die-now · 1 year ago

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time to go batshit insane and cram like there is no tomorrow

#one day #i have one day #why do i do this to myself #fuck aesthetic studying #time for mad scientist #ill see yall on the other side

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can-we-die-now · 1 year ago

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girlhood is getting your period when your exam is hours away

#i cant get one win can i #its not even funny at this point #i cried ten min ago #i wasnt supposed to get it until after my exam #why #does anyone want a uterus because this one is up for sale #fucking bitch #college #jee #turning into cfal students

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can-we-die-now · 1 year ago

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jee is in 2 days

and i accidentally stayed up till 5am reading a book

good times.

#gabrielle zevin this is your fault #im so screwed #goodbye #chaos #chaotic academia #science #stem #student #chaotic academia aesthetic #turning into cfal students #education #college #school #jee #desiblr #desi tumblr #desi #tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow #gabrielle zevin

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can-we-die-now · 1 year ago

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all you bitches are on tumblr instead of revising for the exam

#same #its nice knowing im not alone #college #school #turning into cfal students #jee

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can-we-die-now · 1 year ago

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all exam centres look like they're straight out of a dystopian movie

#college #school #chaos #chaotic academia #education #student #chaotic academia aesthetic #stem #science #turning into cfal students #exam #fuck its here #jee #exam season #exams #exam week

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can-we-die-now · 1 year ago

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oh look another milestone we're about to pass

im not ready

i dont think i will be

in my mind im still in 7th grade

somebody take me back please

#what do you mean im going to college next #its college and then jobs #I KNOW IM 18 #let me be a 13 year old again please

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can-we-die-now · 1 year ago

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guys my coping mechanisms aren't working anymore

#college #school #turning into cfal students

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can-we-die-now · 1 year ago

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hell is other people

hell is a physics lab where you get a migraine squinting at tiny images on mirrors, stab yourself in the eye with a travelling microscope and have a one in ten chance of getting a working galvanometer or voltmeter

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