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When habesha parents see public displays of affection

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When I shop anywhere other than Ross or the clearance section.

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When you realize there's no injera in the house

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When my parents find out I got a grade lower than an A.

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When my parents get upset after I try to correct their English.

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When Urban Outfitters tried to take a habesha dress and call it 90's linen.

Every habesha coming out of nowhere like...

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When I realize Starbucks would be nothing without Ethiopia/Eritrea to give the world coffee.

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When anyone mentions The Weeknd.

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When we've spent more than 6 hours at someones house.

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When someone offers to pay the bill at dinner.

At first: Ayyeeeeee yelem!

Stage 2: After a while of back and forth arguing over the bill.

Stage 3: The final decision.

While the waiter is standing there like:

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When my favorite Teddy Afro song starts playing.

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When I come back home after being out with my friends and my mom gets unnecessarily suspicious.

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When my mom tells me to clean my room.

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When a habesha is working the cash register and they let me get something for free.

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When the money comes out during eskista, and I'm trying to get paid

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When I try to convince my parents to let me go on vacation with my friends for Spring Break.

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When habeshas were doing the Harlem Shake, before it was popular.