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Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.

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destroy the idea that crying is negative. crying is relief, a way to let all of the sadness, anger, joy and emotion out. end the idea that we need to stop crying, stop letting out emotion, stop being human. end it.

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white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

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Buy a t-shirt for yourself or someone else or a cat. 

GOOD AND NICE T-SHIRTS

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Hey can you tell me if dark and stormy has any smut in it? :) thanks x

ha, it does not im afraid (there might be like snippets? i really dont remember :’) )

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so is there any consensus as to how time works in undertale? pre-frisk i mean. because initially i was thinking that gaster's accident broke time but time was funky before that according to sans (unless sans doesn't mean gaster when he says 'our reports' which is a whole other can of bones) so then did flowey's creation fuck up time? which would mean asgore had tasked alphys with research determination while gaster was still royal scientist presumably at least partly behind gaster's back because i feel like he would have found out about that? help maybe?

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I just witnessed a fucking murder

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your fav childhood memory?

Not paying bills

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ok but HONESTLY one definition of intelligence is that it’s pattern recognition and humans are ridiculous at it

at least half a dozen cultures from all over the world (babylonians, maori, chinese, aztecs, native australians, chinook) independently looked up at the sky and went “yeah that clump of dots, that looks like a significant clump of dots, we’re gonna give it a name”

like constellations are such a strange thing, we not only had to look up at the stars, but we had to find significance in them, and their positioning, and decide to play connect-the-dots with them, and then either make up stories to go with our drawings or make up drawings to go with our stories

we see patterns in literally everything, that’s where conspiracy theories come from, that’s where superstition comes from, one argument (that i don’t hold to, but it has some validity) is that that’s where religion comes from

we like patterns and we like stories, if there’s one thing that even more cultures have than constellations, it’s stories, there’s an argument to be made that it’s storytelling that differentiates us from chimpanzees and bonobos

“we are Pan narrans, the storytelling chimpanzee” thank u pterry

and what’s a better story than “we spent decades and billions of dollars trying to send a probe to this tiny space rock and when we get there it’s so happy to see us it has our symbol of love and affection on it”

like honestly

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they definitely should rhyland mmaybe

im not the only one who thinks holland/rhy is a thing right

because i totes wrote a shitty fic about it

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im not the only one who thinks holland/rhy is a thing right

because i totes wrote a shitty fic about it

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is anyone else in favour of peter being a wolf-banshee chimera or

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i wanna write a long antman fic but i have 0 ideas throw some at me maybe?

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i really hope you do decide to pick up 'a million little pieces' again it's absolutely one of my favourite fics ever! i check whether it's been updated every few weeks in vain hope haha i just love it so much i re-read it all the time! you're a really great writer! :DD

ha hopefully ill finish it someday im glad you liked it so much! Im kind of focussing more on original stuff and short fics now tho!

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hello i was wondering if you were gonna continue a million little pieces? even though it hasnt been updated since 2013 :)

hey! honestly, i dont know but never say never! id really like to finish all my old fics, im working on some original stuff rn tho

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Peter/Caleb prompt: Caleb and Peter get close when Tris is used as an experiment. Caleb tries to show nothing about how he feels about Tris but Peter just knows and when he decides to talk about it with him, Caleb breaks down, and Peter comforts him. How do you feel about this? :D

ooh i like! i’m actually reading through the books now (ive only seen the two films) to give me more context/a better grasp on their characters before i start writing!

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guys i rly wanna read/write caleb/peter stuff who has recs/plot bunnies for me