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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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I usually fucking loathe anyone who references 1984 on social media but I do feel like actually Microsoft deciding to underline every use of an intensifier as an error is some Newspeak bullshit. no you can't replace "very nervous" with "nervous" to make a sentence "more concise" actually, because the word "very" has an actual fuckdamn meaning that I am deliberately conveying, you soulless corporate horseshit shovelling cartoon paperclip ass motherfucker

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Dropping this here for anyone who may not already know about it. paywallreader.com

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Yeah I don't remember it being this bad in high school like sometimes get on a youtube binge but back then they were all like 3 hour vids and educational. Now I just scroll all day it feels like.

figuring out how to get rid of screen addiction is like trying to figure out how to stop a nicotine addiction while also having a job centered around smoking cigarettes and having half your social life be in smoke breaks

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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I love how Don McLean basically went "this was the worst fucking decade of my life and everything went downhill after this one guy died" and ended up creating one of the best songs ever made

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Two of the thugs looked at the one in the middle for an indicator of how to proceed. The third and most impatient one charged the barber with a baseball bat which he easily re-directed towards the ground before driving the razor into the mans stomach. The barber clicked his tongue, "That was my favorite razor," he sighed looking at the blood beginning to pool, "and I'll have to mop. Look if you would like to speak to my client I must insist you wait in the lobby." Turning to look at the remaining thugs, " and about your friend he'll be alright as long is he sees a surgeon within the hour. Run along now." The thugs regrouped and began to leave. The Barber returned his attention to me. "Now I must insist that you also receive a hot towel treatment. You must alleviate some of this stress."

You notice out of the corner of your eye the way the barber changes the grip on the razor. "Gentlemen. This man has already paid for his shave. Soap, lather, aftershave. Your business with him will have to wait until. I. Am. Done."

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Ok but who buys Ben & Jerry's and keeps it in their house more than like an hour. Also my hot take on this is that cherry Garcia is the best BJ flavor. Furthermore tonight dough is a mediocre cookie dough flavor.

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

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#gonna do it gonna get a flip phone

It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else

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Bro,

Why is keeping up with school work so impossible.

Sincerely,

Somebody who is quite burned out

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This is not a leopard this is a squirrel with protagonist energy.

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I'VE LOST THE GAME!

It's come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.

So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.

So.

The Game.

The following are the rules of The Game:

there is no winning The Game

once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game

the point of The Game is to not think about The Game

if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game

A "reset period" of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily "forget" about The Game, however that is not an official rule.

Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.

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[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

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The train in question.

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#Oh Lord this was wild

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This is just true I would've really liked a duel between Belos Lilith and Eda at the same time. Because like the clawthorne sister really needed to show off how good they got with glyphs but also how close they'd become. Also we never saw scary Belos no holding back showing his true power before his palisman form took over.

One regret with how TOH played out is that we didn't get more moments of Eda's supreme power like we did in the end of season one. We needed more scenes like the showdown between Eda and Lilith.

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.