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Hyper fixations are so funny because almost every gift I got this year for Christmas had to do with Al Pacino 😂 like damn do i ever talk about anything else 😭

But like also can you blame a guy for feeling some type of way. LOOK AT HIM 😭

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Not to be one of those “i was born in the wrong generation” types but I do genuinely feel like i was meant to be a dreamy, 20 something, medium -ugly, went to acting school, actor in like the late 70’s that people make edits of now talking about “wow he didn’t age well” or “I don’t care what anyone says he’s still beautiful to me” or “they don’t make em like that anymore” or even “wow he’s my baby girl” Just saying. Like I think about it often.

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DO YOU THINK I AM AN AUTOMATON?—A MACHINE WITHOUT FEELINGS? AND CAN BEAR TO HAVE MY MORSEL OF BREAD SNATCHED FROM MY LIPS, AND MY DROP OF LIVING WATER DASHED FROM MY CUP? DO YOU THINK BECAUSE I AM POOR, OBSCURE, PLAIN, AND LITTLE, I AM SOULLESS AND HEARTLESS?—YOU THINK WRONG!—I HAVE AS MUCH SOUL AS YOU,—AND FULL AS MUCH HEART! AND IF GOD HAD GIFTED ME WITH SOME BEAUTY AND MUCH WEALTH, I SHOULD HAVE MADE IT AS HARD FOR YOU TO LEAVE ME, AS IT IS NOW FOR ME TO LEAVE YOU. I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU NOW THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF CUSTOM, CONVENTIONALITIES, NOR EVEN OF MORTAL FLESH:—IT IS MY SPIRIT THAT ADDRESSES YOUR SPIRIT; JUST AS IF BOTH HAD PASSED THROUGH THE GRAVE, AND WE STOOD AT GOD’S FEET, EQUAL—AS WE ARE!

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NOT TO BE DRAMATIC BUT I JUST STARTED GETTING INTO THE SOPRANOS WOULD GIVE MY LEFT ARM FOR SOMEONE TO WRITE ME A LITTLE AU ONE SHOT OF THESE TWO MOTHER FUCKERS HAVING A CONVERSATION TOGETHER. LIKE YOU THINK IM PLAYIN, BUT I WANT THAT SO BAD. LIKE IMAGINE RICHIE (he’s an army brat he’s bound to have family everywhere) VISITING AN UNCLE IN JERSEY AND HE BUMPS INTO CHRISTOPHER ON THE STREET OR THEY’RE BOTH STRANDED AT A COFFEE/ SANDWICH PLACE AND GET TO TALKING ABOUT THEY’RE RESPECTIVE BAD DAYS BECAUSE THEY REALIZE VERBALLY ASSAULTING EACH OTHER IS GETTING NO WHERE. LIKE COME ON TWO LOVEABLE LOSERS SHOOTING THE SHIT AND BEING NORMAL DUDES AROUND EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF HAVING TO DEAL WITH “FAMILY” BULLSHIT. PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE THIS TO ME 😭🙏

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The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti, The Sopranos

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Listen, the people who think the bear is inaccurate are wrong and have never been apart of the work force or even worked a job where management is unstable. You think you’re walking into your normal, slightly chaotic retail job and suddenly the sprinkler system is going off for the second time in a year and everyone’s running around trying to figure out what to do, and then your manager is screaming about an electrical fire and you’re staring at the gushing sprinkler knowing you’re gonna have to mop up tons of water and throw away tons of clothes later, and the regular customers who always come in are ready to throw a fit because they can’t buy their used clothes despite seeing 6 fire trucks outside the business and yet… it ends up being okay because at least it’s not like the first time where a chunk of ceiling fell down and you had to pick giant pieces of it in standing water. The water is soaking your socks but it’s okay, you smoked half a cig before having to come back inside. You might have had a tiny panic attack, but it’s okay you got pizza for lunch. And maybe, just maybe, you had a little fun mopping up dirty water with your rag tag coworkers.

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shoutout to al pacino in despair. gotta be one of my fave genders

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Yknow what, I remember everyone hating on Capone (2020) when it came out and I got some flack for defending it but I still think about it to this day. LIKE AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO WATCHED IT AND ENJOYED IT. I think part of the problem at the time was that people wanted another big bad gangster film from Tom hardy and were caught off guard by the actual film. It’s a downward spiral. The “he had it all but now it’s being stripped from him” didn’t land well for a lot of people. But I’d argue that the film isn’t really a gangster film and leans itself towards a thriller (maybe even a horror). BECAUSE HOW SCARY IS IT TO WATCH SOMEONE PEOPLE FEARED BECOME TERRIFIED OF HIS OWN MIND. LIKE THINK ABOUT THE SCARIEST MOST TOUGH PERSON YOU KNOW AND HOW TERRIFYING IT IS THAT THE ONE BIG THING TAKING HIM OUT WAS HIS OWN FUCKING MIND.

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LISTEN I KNOW I HAVENT BEEN ON MY CILLIAN MURPHY SHIT IN FOREVER, BUT I JUST SAW NEW VIDEOS OF HIM PROMOTING HIS NEW FILM AND I DONT CARE HOW OLD HE GETS, IM CONVINCED HIS FACE CARD WONT EVER DECLINE.

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This edit actually for some reason makes me want to weep.

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THAT PART IN NOT STRONG ENOUGH BY BOY GENIUS WHERE ITS LIKE “ALWAYS AN ANGEL, NEVER A GOD” BUT ITS THE CHARACTERS OF THE BEAR CONSTANTLY OBSESSING OVER AND COMPARING THEMSELVES TO EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME BECAUSE THATS ALL WE DO AS PEOPLE IS WISH AND OBSESS AND YEARN OVER THE PEOPLE AROUND US 🫠

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To all you mother fuckers out there writing fic for Mikey and Richie,

YOU GUYS GET ME. also im so sorry y’all know exactly what codependent obsessive friendships and their aftermath feel like. BECAUSE ME FUCKING TOO. Y’all stay writing masterpieces that cause me to lose sleep, please and thank you. 😌🙏 🥹😭

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Is it genuinely insane that an uber eats ad played after watching that scene in Hannibal where mason is feeding his face to will’s dogs or? BECAUSE WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS STUNNED AND THEN CACKLED LIKE A DEMENTED RAT I MEAN IT 😭

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I just watched this movie, and HE FUCKING ATE THAT UP. Ebon has always been so good at playing like, idk, “just some everyday guy who’s maybe an asshole but also has a heart of gold” type characters. Like he excels at being super down to earth and just really “human”. That being said, this one was so different and refreshing and…off putting- BUT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. Like his character is a central part of the film and he pops up and your like “omg ebon 🥹” but then the further you get you realize just how genuinely “off” his character is and suddenly you’re terrified lol. He’s just so genuinely talented.

spoilers for Hold Your Breath--here's my favorite part of Ebon's performance. chills!!!!

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— David Cronenberg, Consumed

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They feel like my tíos or something, I love them. And like they’re so funny but you see the sincerity of their adoration for each other. It’s so genuine, like they say they’re competitive, but they allow each other room to speak and be heard, and you can see the love and respect in their eyes towards each other. It’s genuinely so refreshing.

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The curls have me shaking in my boots fr

like. imagine going to The Beef in the aughts and this is the guy behind the register. preteen me would have had an embarrassingly huge crush on him.