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The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti, The Sopranos

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Listen, the people who think the bear is inaccurate are wrong and have never been apart of the work force or even worked a job where management is unstable. You think you’re walking into your normal, slightly chaotic retail job and suddenly the sprinkler system is going off for the second time in a year and everyone’s running around trying to figure out what to do, and then your manager is screaming about an electrical fire and you’re staring at the gushing sprinkler knowing you’re gonna have to mop up tons of water and throw away tons of clothes later, and the regular customers who always come in are ready to throw a fit because they can’t buy their used clothes despite seeing 6 fire trucks outside the business and yet… it ends up being okay because at least it’s not like the first time where a chunk of ceiling fell down and you had to pick giant pieces of it in standing water. The water is soaking your socks but it’s okay, you smoked half a cig before having to come back inside. You might have had a tiny panic attack, but it’s okay you got pizza for lunch. And maybe, just maybe, you had a little fun mopping up dirty water with your rag tag coworkers.

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shoutout to al pacino in despair. gotta be one of my fave genders

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Yknow what, I remember everyone hating on Capone (2020) when it came out and I got some flack for defending it but I still think about it to this day. LIKE AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO WATCHED IT AND ENJOYED IT. I think part of the problem at the time was that people wanted another big bad gangster film from Tom hardy and were caught off guard by the actual film. It’s a downward spiral. The “he had it all but now it’s being stripped from him” didn’t land well for a lot of people. But I’d argue that the film isn’t really a gangster film and leans itself towards a thriller (maybe even a horror). BECAUSE HOW SCARY IS IT TO WATCH SOMEONE PEOPLE FEARED BECOME TERRIFIED OF HIS OWN MIND. LIKE THINK ABOUT THE SCARIEST MOST TOUGH PERSON YOU KNOW AND HOW TERRIFYING IT IS THAT THE ONE BIG THING TAKING HIM OUT WAS HIS OWN FUCKING MIND.

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LISTEN I KNOW I HAVENT BEEN ON MY CILLIAN MURPHY SHIT IN FOREVER, BUT I JUST SAW NEW VIDEOS OF HIM PROMOTING HIS NEW FILM AND I DONT CARE HOW OLD HE GETS, IM CONVINCED HIS FACE CARD WONT EVER DECLINE.

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This edit actually for some reason makes me want to weep.

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THAT PART IN NOT STRONG ENOUGH BY BOY GENIUS WHERE ITS LIKE “ALWAYS AN ANGEL, NEVER A GOD” BUT ITS THE CHARACTERS OF THE BEAR CONSTANTLY OBSESSING OVER AND COMPARING THEMSELVES TO EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME BECAUSE THATS ALL WE DO AS PEOPLE IS WISH AND OBSESS AND YEARN OVER THE PEOPLE AROUND US 🫠

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To all you mother fuckers out there writing fic for Mikey and Richie,

YOU GUYS GET ME. also im so sorry y’all know exactly what codependent obsessive friendships and their aftermath feel like. BECAUSE ME FUCKING TOO. Y’all stay writing masterpieces that cause me to lose sleep, please and thank you. 😌🙏 🥹😭

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Is it genuinely insane that an uber eats ad played after watching that scene in Hannibal where mason is feeding his face to will’s dogs or? BECAUSE WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS STUNNED AND THEN CACKLED LIKE A DEMENTED RAT I MEAN IT 😭

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I just watched this movie, and HE FUCKING ATE THAT UP. Ebon has always been so good at playing like, idk, “just some everyday guy who’s maybe an asshole but also has a heart of gold” type characters. Like he excels at being super down to earth and just really “human”. That being said, this one was so different and refreshing and…off putting- BUT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. Like his character is a central part of the film and he pops up and your like “omg ebon 🥹” but then the further you get you realize just how genuinely “off” his character is and suddenly you’re terrified lol. He’s just so genuinely talented.

spoilers for Hold Your Breath--here's my favorite part of Ebon's performance. chills!!!!

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— David Cronenberg, Consumed

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They feel like my tíos or something, I love them. And like they’re so funny but you see the sincerity of their adoration for each other. It’s so genuine, like they say they’re competitive, but they allow each other room to speak and be heard, and you can see the love and respect in their eyes towards each other. It’s genuinely so refreshing.

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The curls have me shaking in my boots fr

like. imagine going to The Beef in the aughts and this is the guy behind the register. preteen me would have had an embarrassingly huge crush on him.

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You guys want my gay, Mexican ass to watch challengers despite this masterpiece existing 🤔?

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Look it’s my dads at the Emmys!

GAEL GARCÍA BERNAL AND DIEGO LUNA present at the 76th Primetime Emmy Awards — September 15, 2024

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AYO EDEBIRI at the 76th Primetime Emmy Awards — September 15, 2024

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@curriedprince you’ll be pleased to know that I have seen reservoir dogs since making this post and enjoyed it almost more than inglorious basterds 🤣

I like those 90s/early 2000s movies where there’s criminal activity, and the characters don’t really like each other, or tolerate each other and have to work together. Maybe there’s some homoerotic tendencies. There’s like some sort of weird threesome happening but nobody wants to really address it. It’s kind of deep but silly from time to time. And by the end of it all you’re wondering why no one else has actually seen it and it becomes a favorite. It tries to desperately feed the male fantasy in a way that looks super tough but the actors are too pretty. The characters say and do shit that’s considered offensive but it’s always to prove how tough and edgy they are and it’s always too much so it flip turns and somehow ends up sounding more progressive. I LIKE TO CALL IT ✨BE MAYBE GAY AND DO CRIMES✨ I eat it up everytime. And maybe it’s shitty taste in movies but it’s my shitty taste.

Examples:

Gridlock’d (1997)

Any fucking guy Ritchie movie

Way of the gun(2000)

Savages (2012)

Trainspotting (1996)

Green street hooligans ( 2005)