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Sonic The Hedgehog (1996)

I had to go into my save backups all the way back to the day i watched this to find this review because somehow it got deleted off my current version and scared the shit outta me

my initial ranking (and it hurts me to say bc i love sonic) i give it 2 stars

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Evil Bong (2006)

I cant say for certain that i remember entirely how my friend and i stumbled upon this series but it's certainly wild

my initial ranking i give it 3 stars

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you should totally watch spun. wacky, crazy, fun, the perfect mix of uncomfortable and artsy-fartsy. plus brittany murphy is incredible as always.

i haven't heard of it but i'll look into it tho!

thanks for the recommendation!

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La La Land (2016)

another musical that really caught me by surprise with how good it was

my initial ranking i give it 5 stars

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The Scorpion King 2: Rise Of A Warrior (2008)

The meme that i referenced for so long but actually had no idea just how bad it could be

my initial ranking i give it 1 star

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The Scorpion King (2002)

I had to watch this in order to watch the meme that was Scorpion King 2 Rise Of A Warrior

my initial ranking i give this 3 stars

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Speed (1994)

Ive been meaning to watch this forever bc i love keanu reeves and at that time he was announced to voice shadow and sonic's fav movie is Speed

my initial ranking i give it 4 stars

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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)

I really need to watch other mad max's, ive only seen the first one and fury road

my initial ranking i give it 5 stars

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The Garfield Movie (2024)

I went to see this with a friend in the theater an we joked that he was my date bc i promised to buy his ticket if he watched and made a 10 page essay on the worst movie i've ever seen (a dragon adventure 2019) and he actually did it

my initial ranking i give this movie 2 stars

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Gentlemen Broncos (2009)

this movie was so unpleasant to watch, i only heard of it bc it was a joke in a sparkle on raven that was referencing a joke of the same format in an old youtube sketch comedy video

my initial ranking i give it 1 star

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Prey (2022)

my first exposure to the predator movie series

my initial ranking i give it 4 stars

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Resident Evil 4: Afterlife (2010)

another wild entry into the resident evil series

my initial ranking i give it 3 stars

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Resident Evil 3: Extinction (2007)

this is kinda where the series starts taking major liberties and just kinda starts doing its own thing

my initial ranking i give it 3 stars

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Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

this was one of those movies that i didnt have any interest in watching for a long time and i was wrong to wait so long bc this movie was so good

my initial ranking i give it 5 stars

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Barbie in A Mermaid Tale (2010)

continuing last years trend of watching barbie movies i watched this one and didnt really impress me

my initial ranking i give it 2 stars

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Resident Evil 2: Apocalypse (2004)

Honestly I'd put this game on par with the first movie

my initial ranking i give it 3 stars

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Arthur and the Invisibles (2006)

i honestly cant say i remember why my friends and i decided to watch this movie

my initial ranking i give it 1 star

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