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i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh
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HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!
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being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store
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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on
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yeah im good the light has left my world though
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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????
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pov you’re some nonsensical bullshit written (probably by Newt) on a chalkboard
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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You have to stop. You pwn too hard. Your bitch too epic. Your swag is over 9000.. they’re going to 360 no scope you
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Not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (drift compatible)
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Chappell Roan could beat the shit out of a paparazzi Björk style and I’d still side with her
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at least patrick stump is real. at least we have that in this godforsaken world
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emo kids: “i’m bad with song titles”
the song titles in question:
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in the back of the club arms folded cause i don’t agree with the music selection
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