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black lives matter.

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BROTP Starters:

“YO DIPSHIT GET OVER HERE!”

“How many times do I have to tell you not to knock? Get in here loser.”

“No it’s not okay! I will beat their asses for hurting you!”

“What do you mean no more checkers?”

“Oh just make yourself at home why don’t ya!”

“Do you need a hug?”

“Can we just stay home and watch sad movies and eat ice cream?”

“You are the biggest loser I know and that’s why we’re friends.”

“Is that my sweater that’s been missing for a month?!”

“Are you crazier then usual or is it just me?”

“Get back here and love me!”

“I’m not okay…I just…want a hug right now.”

“Can you not?!?”

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@meaninglessblah if there was a huge flood in Gotham and Damian Wayne helped the animal shelter rehouse all the cats and puppies and some interviewer and camera crew caught him holding two kittens that were crawling all over him and he was like “this flood is disastrous, but these kittens”

I cannot draw kittens, but I can draw The Boy! 

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Hi! I really loved your jaytim social media post, are you going to do more of them?

hey, thank you so much! jaytim is one of my fav ships so i’m happy you enjoyed it! i can definitely do more, anything specific you wanted to see?

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also?! we’re almost at 600 followers?! holy heck, batman!

hi everyone! wanted to thank you all for commenting/kudos on buzzfeed, i see them all and love them so much, i don’t deserve all you lovely people 🥺✨

i will get around to replying, my brain has just been adhd mush for a bit but it’s on my list, i promise!

in the meantime, feel free to send asks, hc’s, future chapter requests, pairings, memes, etc etc

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hi everyone! wanted to thank you all for commenting/kudos on buzzfeed, i see them all and love them so much, i don’t deserve all you lovely people 🥺✨

i will get around to replying, my brain has just been adhd mush for a bit but it’s on my list, i promise!

in the meantime, feel free to send asks, hc’s, future chapter requests, pairings, memes, etc etc

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jason actually posts inspirational things because he loves to help people and tim is a living disaster

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this happened in a matter of maybe 12 hours and @meaninglessblah-writes had patience enough to put it into motion, ENJOY ✨

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Roy Harper/Jason Todd, Jonathan Kent/Damian Wayne, Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent, Jason Todd/Damian Wayne, Jonathan Kent/Roy Harper, Tim Drake/Jonathan Kent, Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent/Jonathan Kent/Roy Harper, Tim Drake/Jason Todd Characters: Jason Todd, Roy Harper, Damian Wayne, Jonathan Kent, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Dick Grayson, Dinah Lance, Hal Jordan, Diana (Wonder Woman) Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Texting, text Exchange, Unconventional Format, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Implied/Referenced Blow Jobs, Office Blow Jobs, Sex Toys, Semi-Public Sex, Photographs, Come Shot, Come Swallowing, Deepthroating, Sex Tapes, Dildos, Cuckolding, Threesome - M/M/M, Foursome - M/M/M/M, Swingers, Crack, Crack Relationships, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism Summary: Jason is banging Damian, who is dating Jon, who is interested in Roy, who is a swinger with Jason. Roy wants to be a gentleman and won’t make a move on Jon, who is frustrated and overworking Damian, who is too sore to sleep with Jason, who is pissed at Roy. Tim is a greedy power bottom and Kon is whipped. The JLA and the Batfam have zero chill. Everything’s consensual, and everyone wants everyone else to get their fuck on. 

Like alphaofallcats’s Buzzfeed of Gotham but much more nsfw smut. Don’t even pretend a single shred of this is sfw. It’s filthy and if you continue, then you’ll get what you came for.

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update update update

SO HOW IS EVERYONE WHAT’S HAPPENING HOW’S IT GOING

just wanted to say that i’ve been mostly quiet and haven’t replied to comments on ao3 yet, my dad passed away unexpectedly last week and i had to road trip out to his house to handle all the funeral things and stuff... but all the ao3 emails from kudos and comments have given me small smiles the past few days and i appreciate you all so much 💖

BUT ANYWAY! this blog is almost at 500 followers— how fucking wild is that? (edit: we’re at 490!!) i wanted to do something to celebrate when i reach the milestone and i’m fresh out of ideas so feel free to throw some on me about something i can do for you guys

also if anyone finds that post that gave the links to pintrest alternatives that didn’t fuck up copyright things please send it my way, it’s buried in my likes and i can’t find it

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i LOVE you all so much

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Dick #loves to use #hashtags

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reblogging this from my other blog, but thinking about doing something, maybe?

would anyone be interested in a TimRoyJay event? a week or a weekend, this ship needs more content guys pls

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*Tim doing one of those videos where celebs react to google searches*

Tim, opening the first google search: Is Tim Drake gay?

Tim, looking into the camera: Well, I mean I have a boyfriend who is two heads taller than me and fucks me into the bed twice daily, but I dunno, really

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okays I’m not sure if I’ll ever get this chapter out so please have a snippet of what was going to be Part Two of Tim and Damian Play With Kittens While Answering Fan Questions. It’s just some bullet points so don’t get too excited

Interviewer: [off camera] Ivy, Catwoman, Harley

Damian: If I was not a raging homosexual, fuck Ivy, marry Catwoman, kill Harley

Tim: Hard same. All Ivy’s aphrodisiacs sound like a good time.

Interviewer: [off camera] Superboy, Red Robin, Impulse

Tim: Uh. Is it… is it Kon-El or Little Robin’s Superboy?

Interviewer: [off camera] Kon-El. The Young Justice crew.

Damian: [smirks at Tim] You know you could lie so nobody knows what’s actually going on.

Tim: [beet red, elbows Damian’s side] Shut up.

{Damian monologue: Damian knew, technically, Tim was fucking both Superboy and Impulse.}

Tim: [pets the kitten in his pocket as an excuse to look away, takes a moment to breathe before looking back up confidently.] Alright. Fuck Impulse, marry Red Robin, kill Superboy. Because we already have Little Superboy we don’t need two.

Damian: [stares Tim straight on] Fuck Red Robin, marry Impulse, kill Superboy.

[a tweet after upload: Did Damian just fucking challenge Tim? Is he trying to steal RR from Tim? Does RR know he has two ridiculously hot and rich men fighting over him?]

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