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shoutout to @ask-big-deal for the follow !

much love to maam’s henchman 💕💕

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‘ unstoppable you say ? well, that makes this bedroom encounter ALL the more enticing . how SPICY . ’

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@buttwytch

touch me, bb

“together we shall be unstoppable.”

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want me to break your fingers? no? don’t fucking touch me then

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@buttwytch

touch me, bb

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who knew venomous was into cock & ball torture ? ~

@highabcveground @boxmoreinc

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➤ this plan of his is utterly dreadful. there are so many potholes, it’s like he’s ready to fall through one. grimacing, all madame can do is reel back & spectate the ongoing hysterics.

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& it seems we’ve added an EXTRA PLAYER to the ripe little rinding vineyard that our finest ma - teur winery sparks from . lad boxman, so he says, is a fine fisherman — a bit on the puffy side, but by JOVE does he bring home the gold !

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@voxdecobra

oh, how quaint !

you’re still bent out of shape over a measley little television . well, rest assured, i only nudged it aside ; i merely wished to kiss you goodnight .

really now, couldn’t you have come to terms with our alpha status quo hours ago ? we REALLY need to arrange our sleeping quarters sometime now that we’re under such close scrutiny .

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ah, how wonderful it feels to have a chance to spend one - on - one time with professor venomous .

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@hatofmischief / xxx

➤ such bold statements undermining her own status! or, well, previous status. still, something just stirs the creature in all the right ways, a chuckling purr trilling off with a flick of her tongue.

‘ oh, puh - lease . have some dignity ! surely you’d find yourself superior to that of your fellow adults . clearly you show more prosperity & etiquette . . . far more better suited for the refined life of my nature . ’

there’s a pause as madame slinks around eclipsa’s torso, reaching back behind herself to scour her countertop for a small box, offering it forward while retracting its top. inside twitch insect legs, solidified within chocolate; her smile practically curls with interest.

‘ care for a buggy bon - bon ? why, they’re simply to DIE for ! ’

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Send me 🗣 and my muse will tell yours exactly how they feel about them!

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"Should I even bother asking why everyone is calling you butt witch?"

➤ oh the inhumanity. her cheek falls dramatically into a palm, one - hundred percent embarrassed for the prime male specimen to have found out about her given name.

‘ no, you really shouldn’t . quite honestly, i’m in the same boat, dear ! i haven’t the slightest inclination as to WHY those prehistoric tots deemed me something so drastic —

they make me sound like a buffoon ! ’

almost reaching for sympathy, she drapes across her compact bed, extending an arm out towards the man in her vicinity.

‘ do refrain from further usage of that inane title, would you ? madame works just fine . ’

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@rcginaxgnis

➤ it had become painfully aware within the first few seconds of opening up that she’d be swamped with lackluster protoges or possible suitors. however, madame had never imagined someone so dauntingly ruthless would’ve cast a second glance her way so soon. she’s almost skeptical straight from the get - go.

‘ this isn’t some hor - rific attempt at a joke, is it ? i’ve only just let down my walls & someone of YOUR nature walks in ? i must be hallucinating . ’

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FULL - GROWN !

do you love mistresses of sheer adulthood ?

do you love women so powerful they could make anyone cower ?

do you love lizard ladies made of pure eldritch horrors ?

like / follow / reblog for a fantastically feminine nonbinary buttwitch from netflix’s greenlight series twelve forever !

promo made by me .

eldritch horror headcanon belongs to @buttwytch !

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buttocks sorcerer

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"I'm gonna stay twelve forever and you can't stop me!" shining-stxrs Reggie

➤ the dulcet quiver coming from a younger set of pipes is quick to ascertain the gaudy attention of a primadonna, hair slicing through the thick tension as her head twists to look back at the individual responsible. seeing how this creature had always existed within the refined confinements of regina’s mind, it was obvious she’d know as much as what came before her lovely costume’s little signature 12.

‘ hold that thought — let me stop you right there . ’

seeing as madame had already been reclining on a sun bather, she clambered onto hands & knees to crawl to the very edge of its length, swiping to snatch up her cocktail of fleshly worms & some sort of mucus - like jelly dip. a small portion would be sampled before she extends her pinkie out to the twelve - year - old standing before her lawn furniture, squinting an eye up at her preposterous accusation.

‘ let’s FOCUS, shall we ? — & rewind back about a month or so ago . when you say you’ll stay twelve forever, do you dismiss the fact that a year before, you had been eleven, & before THAT year, TEN ? ’

how odd it must be to relieve oneself of the responsibilites of chores & proper manners. really, if regina would’ve listened to her elders, this butt witch would’ve never existed! another worm is slurped up, almost hauntingly similar to ursula & her crustaceans, yet eerily distant from similarities. the utter queen coughs for a moment before sputtering out a minor curse under her breath.

‘ drat, additive sugars ; absolutely abhorrent . ’

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quick (important) announcement !!

to anyone in general, if i don’t follow you, that DOES NOT mean i don’t want to thread . i have a habit of not following multimuses bc then my feed gets swamped with out - of - fandom threads that i don’t know much abt or characters i don’t particularly take a shine to .

it’s nothing against you guys, it’s just !! sometimes you just gotta respect that a certain person can’t always follow back . i think it’s a real shame that i work like this, but it’s for my own comfort, so . . . i hope i can still reach out & write w all you cool folks !