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what i REALLY want to do is knit my friends chunky wool sweaters in ugly patterns and send them jars of homemade jam and lavender honey and sugar-crusted shortbread wrapped in brown paper tied up with knotted twine and handwrite them letters on thick yellowish paper infused with dried wildflowers i picked and pressed myself but nooooo i have to “study” and “work” so that i can earn ‘‘‘money’’’ and pay ‘‘‘bills’’’. fuck all life.
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smh you two letting aragorn do all the work
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seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important.
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must I always “heal” my party? is it not enough to simply own dice and be adorable
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I like how every married couple Matt puts in this show is like:
Nervous, competent but quiet, soft-spoken academic type
Loud, confident, brash but clearly well-meaning adventurer type
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Listen, I once saw a woman pull an entire crossbow out from under her skirts at a Discworld convention. Vex could absolutely have a collapsible bow hidden in her dress in case of Sylas, dragons, kaiju, Artagan, whatever is about to crash this wedding Thursday.
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sometimes taliesin jaffe says ridiculous things like “life needs things…to live” but sometimes he pulls things out of nowhere that hurt my entire soul for example when molly said “Never trust the truth. The truth is vicious. The truth thinks you owe it something. None of that. I like my bullshit. It’s good. It’s happy. It makes other people happy.” my soul projected out of my body and i had to stop whatever i was doing. stuff like that
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It’s never to early to start the life of an armored adventurer.
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come follow me on twitter for certified hot takes
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That's a mimic, do not touch
“An egg-shaped box with three bird feet, probably“
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I guess drawing Nott in Sam’s ridiculous gencon outfits has become an annual thing now
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i need you all to reblog this with your sexuality and what your first dnd character’s race was
it’s for science
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#ive reblogged or rtd this before but#i dont care#its STUNNING#op your mind#the lighting is gorgeous#and im not sure if its tumblrs compression#but the soft almost cell shaded style on his face is so nice!#critrole#cr2
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my players: we’re having fun playing D&D with you! we can’t wait for the next session!
me, literally every time:
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