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A month after Bellatrix got married to Rudolphus

Evan: how’s Rudolphus? I havnt seen him in a while

Bellatrix pauses

Bellatrix: i think i gave him water yesterday.

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Mags in the 75th games

made by me୨୧

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Yall think the victors ever tried to make themselves uglier so they were less “desirable”

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Somewhere in Panem

Finnick is talking to Johanna abt his meeting with Snow

Finnick: Snow said that I didnt have any right to complain, no matter what the client does, so I shook his hand and left.

Johanna: you shook his fucking hand? Oh I would’ve spat in his face.

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Somewhere in Panem

The 74th Hunger games

The tributes are at the cornocopia for the feast

Meanwhile in the victor’s lounge

Johanna: Why are the tributes taking so fucking long to just grab the bags already.

Enobaria: maybe because they are actually trying to win unlike yours.

Finnick: would you two quit arguing for once.

Foxface grabs her bag

Gloss: how is she still alive but my tributes are dead.

Brutus: bad year for 1, both tributes taken out by 12, yikes.

Gloss: oh shut up.

Katniss darts to get bag and Clove runs after her

Haymitch: shit.

Enobaria: finally.

Clove grazes katniss with the knife

Haymitch: ha she missed.

Clove tackles Katniss

Clove: Cato said I could finnish you off myself as long as I gave them a good show.

Clove runs the edge of her blade down Katniss’s face

Haymitch: ya know, 2 careers really are psycho.

Enobaria: thats the best kind

Clove: maybe i should start by carving up that pretty face. Where’s loverboy? Oh I see, you were trying to help him, well thats sweet. Just like you tried to help your little friend, what was her name again? Rue? Yea well we killed her-

Thresh grabs Clove

Enobaria: SHIT! DAMNIT WHY DIDNT YOU JUST FUCKING KILL HER!

Haymitch: well so much for psycho

Finnick and Johanna giggling

Enobaria: oh shut up Mason.

Thresh: you kill her?

Clove: no! No!

Thresh: yes you did, what was her name?

Clove: CATO! CATO!

Thresh: SAY IT!

Clove: CAT-

Thresh snaps her neck and she falls

Thresh: just this once 12, for rue,

He runs off

Enobaria: FUCK! DAMMIT!

She throws her glass

Johanna: how long till katniss kills loverboy?

Finnick: i think she is just gonna make another tribute do it.

Johanna: well thats stupid.

Katniss runs away with the bag

Cato runs up to Clove

Cato: no Clove, don’t die, please stay with me Clove, we are supposed to win this together… please…

The cannon goes off

Cato holds Clove to his chest and cries and screams

He gets up grabs his bag and runs after thresh

Johanna: ooooo, Haymitch it looks like 2 is stealing your whole star crossed lovers act huh?

Haymitch: isn’t it passed your bedtime?

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As an autistic person I’ll think Im being very sarcastic but my sarcasm level is turned up to 5 and my autism level is on 10 💀

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So tiktok convinced me to read the shatter me series, and I cannot stand Juliette and Adam and even Warner, like quit bitching about every goddamn thing and the romance is just distasteful,

I miss Katniss, and Tris, and Brenda, and Mare, and Aurora, And Saedii, and Finnick, and Four, and Minho, and Cal, and Kal, and Tyler.

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Somewhere in Panem

Johanna: you would not believe the amount of spite I have in my body

Finnick: oh don’t worry, I believe it.

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I would like to apologize in advance for the person i will become when tbosbas comes out in theaters. Its gonna be my thg phase all over again, it unleashes my autism.

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Yall im on the second book of the shatter me series, i cant fucking stand Juliette she is so goddamn whiny, same with Adam, like omg and Aaron is jst fucking crazy, i miss katniss and four and minho and triss wtf is thissss

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Noooo dont bomb Hiroshima ur so sexyyy

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They rlly gave the father of the bomb a cunty lil waist

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Real.

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My therapist, family, friends, and ice skating coach after I show them my new favorite 40+ yr old man who i have a crush on (cillian)

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My friends bcs i wont shut up abt Cillian Murphy