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fool of a took! :\

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I don’t know who needs this information but the fashion history term for those pumpkin-shaped late medieval shorts is “pansied slops”

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“maybe in another universe we get our happy ending”

the other universe:

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Hallmark Christmas movie but the salt-of-the-earth small-town guy moves to the big city and falls in love with the cynical career woman and they stay in the city and work side by side to make the world a better wait that’s Superman, once again I have just written Superman

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you try to glomp me but i parry it flawlessly

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"escape plan: Fly Outta There" is so chill and cool and normal in theory

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1st oc: hi im just a normal highschooler im kinda depressed but i swear im not a mary sue

30th oc:

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first 7 faceless emojis as a portent for the new year babes let’s go

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I love soulmates but also this-

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良いお年を。

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ko-fi commission of flame wizarmon for @notaventura, this is my last art of 2024 and i'm happy w that ^^! thank you for commissioning me again, you're always a delight to work with!🎇

do not use unless you are the client!

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when u and ur crew don't know a damn thing

my entry for transformers secret solenoid, made for @letslipthehounds! op knows what he's doing, the others are here for the ride

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Tumblr user circa 2020: there has to be something wrong with you if you think cartoons are sexy. anyone who can get turned on by a drawing is a fucking loser lol touch grass.

Normal guy from 1932 talking to his coworkers: Betty Boop makes me so fucking horny I'm going to shoot myself in the mouth