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Hello, chronicallyonline101, lets play a game. You have to asign each la squadra members (+mc bcs she is canon to meee :333) their multiplayer category
a) bullies kids online (intentionally)
b) pro gamer
c) tryhard toxic player that will find your ip if they lose
d) could win even if they tried
e) just a chill guy
You have [time] minutes
I HAVE MINUTES???? OKAY OKAY RISOTTOJIGSAW
Bullies Kids Online - Intentionally:
- Sorbet
- Illuso
They both play together and troll little children, they were the type of people to dress up as John Doe on Roblox and run around scaring kids - Sorbet has a TRILLION backup accounts on every game ever because he keeps getting banned for saying slurs and Illuso is the type of guy to report anyone who offends him, even if they've done nothing wrong.
Pro-Gamer:
- Formaggio
He owns every single gaming utility that has ever been released; XBox, Playstation, Nintendo - EVERY year they release a new device, he's saving up to buy it even if the last one runs perfectly fine. He's the whole reason the team plays games.
Tryhard Toxic Player That Will Find Your IP if They Lose:
- Ghiaccio
King of crashing out FORREAL. He loves gaming but it STRESSES HIM OUT because HE NEEDS TO WIN. He's the type of person to get into an argument after losing, respond with "kys" and then their leaked IP adress. #1 Doxxer out there.
Couldn't Win Even if They Tried:
- Prosciutto
- Risotto
Prosciutto doesn't understand 'games', he thinks theres far better things to be doing with his life than playing silly little pixels, so he's naturally dogshite at playing them - he also can't handle the way everyone makes fun of him when he loses so he refuses to ever go near them.
RISOTTO ON THE OTHER HAND, sees no issues with games, he's played a few times with the others just to unwind! He's not good at competitive games; he doesn't like the adrenaline rush, he feels that on a day to day basis with his job, why would he want to relive that feeling? He prefers cosy games !
Just a Chill Guy:
- Melone
- Pesci
- Gelato
The most casual gamers of the lot; they don't stress over winning or losing, they just enjoy the process of playing. Melone and Pesci prefer simpler, cosier games like Risotto while Gelato likes to play more hardcore games - he mostly plays with Sorbet and Illuso but he's not as extreme with the bullying as they are.
NOW, for our beautiful and beloved MC, i could see her fitting into the "Just a Chill Guy" category, BUT, i also think she Bullies Kids Online - ACCIDENTALLY
She'll be playing DTI or something similar with Illuso and she'll get third place on the podium and within SECONDS she's spamming hate into the chat about how shit everyone else is at the game and how the system is rigged
Anyways. i like to think La Squadra has a shared Minecraft world they all play on together and its utter chaos because Sorbet keeps blowing up everyones houses. thank you for reading; take a Melone
#LMAOO ILLUSO AND GHIACCIO#thats something my man would do#i love themmm♡♡♡ and their gfs support them🫶🏼💘#go baby bully them kids
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I know I should work on requests but ✨️Weather✨️
Weather Report x Reader
18+ only Minors/ageless blogs DO NOT INTERACT
Cw: quickie, unprotected sex, gender neutral reader, praise kink, voice kink, overstim
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"Are you sure Anasui can keep watch?" You whisper against Weather's lips. You're perched on his lap, his hands holding your hips and grinding you against his thighs. Weather hums low in his chest.
"Positive" Weather says plainly. His voice breathy from the heavy make out session you have been having. "We dont have much time though"
"Thats why I prepped before I got here" you murmur, grinding yourself against Weather's aching cock. He shutters from the pressure, fingers. You smile, removing your hands from around his neck to run down his chest and stomach to his belt. "Been thinking about you all day"
Weather smirks, leaning forward to kiss and lap at your neck as you undress him. You only undress what you need, being in a prison makes intamacy difficult. Youd love to take your time with him. Watch as Weather Report crumples beneath your touch. Make those peircing eyes water and that sensual voice break.
You grasp Weather's heated length, moaning at how warm he feels. His skin is velvet that you wish to taste. The head of him dripping down your knuckles as you begin to stroke him. Weather tips his head forward, resting on your shoulder as he moans lowly. His whole body shuttering as he attempts to push your pants down enough to get inside you.
You pull away from him with a parting kiss, standing to undress your bottom half and sit on his lap again. Your heart pounds against your rib cage as you gyrate your hips against him. Weather's breath fans hotly over your face.
"I said we didnt have much time" weather near growls, reaching between the two of you to guide himself to your wet entrance. Getting lube was the hardest and most rewarding thing youve done yet.
"Theres enough time to tease you a little"
You gasp as you sink down on his cock. Even with the prep you had given yourself before meeting him, it was a stretch. The burn of pain and passion blinded you, your voice cracking as he filled you to the brim. You could feel yourself stretching to take him, feeling speared in half but still needing more.
Weather reached a single hand to rest against the back of your skull, pulling you into a searing kiss as he allowed for you to get used to the feeling of being stuffed.
"No. Youre going to take what I give you." Weather whispers into your lips. His free hand rests on your hip. Weather thrusts himself up into you deeper, pulling a mangled whine from your throat. "And you take me so well. And its been so long"
You move slowly, gripping Weather's shoulders as you bounce on his cock. Desperate to feel every inch and vein he offers you. You whine weakly, trying to stay quiet as you hide away in his cell.
"Too long" you agree, fingers digging into his skin as you ride him for all hes worth.
Weather meets you half way on every thrust, his lips stay firmly pressed to yours as he moans into your mouth. His hands running along every inch of your body, feeling what he can not see. You know he longs to get you fully undressed beneath him. To ravish you as he sees fit. You clench at the fantasy of being at his mercy.
"Fuck"
Its rare to hear Weather curse, and the lilt of his voice makes you quiver. You pull away from the kiss in favor of burying your face in his neck. Enjoying the familiar scent of fresh air and bland soap and his musk.
Your eyes roll back as Weather places his hands just beneath your thighs. Lifting and dropping you on his cock effortlessly.
"You feel so fucking good" Weather growls, his head tossed back. His eyes are screwed shut overwhelmed by the heat your sex has him enveloped in. "Cant wait to fuck you properly. Take my time with you"
Weather's voice is in your ear, his hot breath fanning across your neck as he whispers praises and filthy things to you. Your toes curl and your stomach tightens. It takes so much effort to do anything but be washed away by where he is taking you. All you can do is moan and hold om to your lover.
"You look so pretty on my cock"
"I love hearing you moan my name"
"Youre making me feel so good. Im going to cum soon"
Its all tok much. His voice, the praise, the steady drive of his cock. You cum with a muffled groan, biting your fist to keep quiet. Your orgasm washed through you and up your spine, your whole body shaking as you mindlessly kiss at Weather's neck.
"Thats it...come for me." He coos, fucking your through your orgasm until youre twitching in his arms. "Im close. Where-"
"Inside please" you whine, weakly lifting your hips to help him along. "I want it inside Weather please"
Weather chuckles lowly, kissing your temple before guiding your hips along his length. He fucks you so gently and so deep. Making you take him to the hilt on every pass. You moan weakly, uncaring if Anasui who sits just outside, hears you. Youre oversensitive and overwhelmed. The smell of him, the feeling of him driving into you. Its all too much
Tears prick at your eyes as Weather's thrusts lose their steady rhythm. His own moans falling from his lips as he uses you to reach his high. His cum spilling inside of you as he shutters with a call of your name.
You both sit on his bed panting hard. Your tears staining his shirt.
Weather pulls away just enough to look you in the eye. He brushes your tears away with a small smile.
"Okay?"
You nod and rest your head on his shoulder again, absolutely exausted.
"We cant stay like this for long" you say mournfully. Wishing you had more time to cuddle and kiss your lover. Weather Rubs your back.
"We have enough time for this"
#✨️weather✨️#god i love him#hes so sexy#jojo's bizarre adventure#weather report#weather report x reader
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I did draw some very self indulgent art again…
Pose reference by @/MUJ0___ on X!
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(JJBA) Redrew the new illustration of La Squadra. Two versions, one red and one canon colours.
I gave Prosciutto his buns back but I kept Risotto's new biker gloves and Gelato's Juicy Couture outfit. Can't wait for the magazine to come out where we can learn more info on him, like Risotto's cup size!
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Holy shit look Gelato's rock-hard abs. Bro's built like a Greek sculpture. He probably didn't have a stand, he just crushed people's skulls with his bare hands.
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Dude he has some insane balance. Like how is he not falling
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BRUNOOO + speedpaint no way im watching the whole series but ik fs hes my fav 😭
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The part where I make la squadra images and they get more notes than my actual art, part 3
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screenshot redraw from that one episode of jojo part 4 where josuke and okuyasu went on a date
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UNHOLY PARTNERS: Sorbet & Gelato
Pages 94-95
(Medical details, what about?)
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