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Said thief was later the talk of the Guild as “that one guy who got shot in the ass” before “that one guy who tried to rob the big boss THEN got shot in the ass.”
Gotta love the random encounters in Bethesda games, they’re literally an endless source of comic strip material lol. Next Skyrim one is likely “how that ‘Dragonborn of legend’ got arrested for killing a chicken with a cabbage travelling at Mach 3”.
Also, my laziness in backgrounds continuously astounds myself. Just PRETEND it’s a forest somewhere.
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Don’t pass up on this opportunity, outlander. I’m worth every coin.
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Falkreath didn’t have a house available for me to buy, but I was able to purchase this empty plot of land to build my own house. It’s not in the village proper, so it’s a bit isolated, but it does have an awesome view of the lake.
So, I get right on building my new estate, Lakeview Manor, adding a large balcony out back to take advantage of the spectacular lake view. As a bonus, I now also have an awesome view of the human sacrificial altar my necromancer neighbors have erected right by the lake.
Way to fuck with the property values. Damn necromancers.
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A “time-lapse” from atop my house in Falkreath.
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Hermit’s Stump
This was a pleasant surprise. Of note is the lighting - it’s very good, even/especially with your ENB off. So try turning it off if you run one nonstop. I found in some cases it was better without. That’s pretty cool.
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Skyrim 365 Year 3 - Day 100 - 04/10/17
There’s more than one way a job can be done.
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“How to Win Friends and Achieve Your Goals by Almost Dying”
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Dragonborn: You value me as your thane more than your ethical responsibilities?
Lydia: Having you as my thane IS an ethical responsibility.
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Skyrim guard: wait…I know you
Me, 300 pounds over encumbered with stolen cheese wheels and solid dwemer metal, waddling by: you don’t know shit bitch
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