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So I just did the first day of a new job and holy shit I absolutely hate it. I'm 3 hours away from being done with the first shift (should be 2 hours but my colleagues decided to work later and they are my ride home), and I'm already overstimulated and socially exhausted.

I've worked other jobs before, but they were mostly just cleaning, this is the first one I've taken with a big social component. I need to get experience in said social component if I want to progress in my chosen career.

I know quite a few people here have autism, is this normal for having it and starting a new job?

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Problem: when this kid pricks her finger on a spindle of a spinning wheel she dies.

Solution: cut off the infants hands.

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There he go

gummy lamas

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Very beautiful, very powerful

i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me

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warrior cats is irredeemable media because those fuzzy cunts are decimating the local songbird population

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I would argue that gun is a spell and the spell is die

sitting dejectedly outside the wizard council’s door (they didn’t let me join) (gun isn’t a spell)

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i’m just getting over a cold and this video made me start actually crying and coughing and choking and shit in the middle of a discord call today like actually dying for real

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I think abt this tiktok all the time

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heard my lecturer say this:

"Most lawyers are not going to be able to change statute drastically by enforcing a ruling that changes the precent, however the hypothetical ‘Justice Hercules’ is a lawyer of super-human skill, learning, patience and acumen and could do this – this is an outlier, and should not be counted nor legal for one person to have such a heavy influence on the justice system."

quite apart from it sneaking up and stealing my spine while half asleep after an all-nighter, the worst part is that i dont know. if thats a reference or not.

if it is that means he uses tumblr and he is a very old man. if it isnt that means he was just blessed by apollo or something. i honestly dont know which is better.

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Human: we bred a new pigeon varient! A pigmy pouter pigeon!

God: fucked up a perfectly good rock dove is what you did. Look at it. It has anxiety

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT. HE LOOKS FAT AND SKINNY AT THE SAME TIME. HE IS A SEMI-INFLATED BALLON. HOW ARE YOU REAL, WHY ARE YOU REAL.

-🦇

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Elephants. They are just the best, they are old people that still have a sense of joy and also will slash water at me for fun and also are just born like 60. They're adorable.

Reblog with your animal. It’s toucans for me

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alright so this is how this is gonna work

we have 512 species of shark in the world

which is a power of 2 therefore I can make a giant bracket for it :)

im going to try to set up this giant bracket soon and uh then voting will start

may the best shark win

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part of me really really wants this to balance out 50/50 so we have patience/valerie/cecily as one terrible girlboss unit.

if thats not possible please vote for val and patience because the idea of teamwork winning the girlboss challenge is infinitely amusing to me

ROUND 2 / SIDE B / POLL 6

Team Patience & Valerie Wester (@cherry-spot and @toa-arania) vs. Cecily (@twizzta)

Patience & Valerie Wester's info can be read in this post.

Cecily info:

Description: originally was a human from earth millions of years in the past of OfficeBusters, was a mail courier centered around early space travel but got veered off course, throwing her out of its ship and into the ether of space where she froze and preserved for a long long time. rediscovered by space scientists where her bloody gross tediously-living corpse got forcefully embedded into an iron maiden-like machine made out of mirrors in the form of a woman to run a high fashion chic fashion boutique with little to no emotion. she is technically the only original human left in all of known space. shes incredibly distant and dissonant from who she was in life, ultimately a robot. she married a guy named Bruce Galaxy for publicity/celebrity purposes but divorced soon after due to having an intricate yet vile complication with it its a mystery.

Crimes:

-lacing her products with chemicals such as asbestos and having dangerous powdered toxins all around her store -likely killed the previous shop area tenant -tolerant to the mysterious crimson lichen mold that grows in the interior pipes hidden under the shiny reflective walls of the boutique -all around victim and manifestation of soulless corporate greed -sad fucking divorce yuck!!!!!!!

Other notes from the submitter: meee!

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see this art is amazing, but everytime i see art of anders, i get to play a fun game called 'Anders or Caleb'. the same goes vice versa, why do we have so many grimy wizard lads with good cats. its not a complaint, theyre very good and pretty characters but like. its gotta be some sort of weird phenomenon, right? am i forgetting any more of them????

"I have to admit it, Anders, of the mages I know, you're the one I expected to go out in a blaze. "

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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Genuinely motivational image thank you Diego from ice age