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Crumbl Cookies Actual Chocolate Chip Recipe from a former employee who is no longer bound by their NDA:

to make approximately 35 cookies (or 140 minis!):

ingredients:

2 pounds of SALTED butter

1 pound of white sugar

1.5 pounds of brown sugar

8 whole eggs

4 pounds of flour

*half an ingredient pack* Crumbl has an ingredient packet that goes into their cookies to make sure that no one but corporate officially knows their recipes. however based on what is missing from a standard chocolate chip cookie recipe and what happens to the cookies if you forget the packet I have come up with this solution

5 tablespoons baking soda

5 tablespoons baking powder

2.75 pounds milk chocolate chips *** Crumbl originally used Ghirardelli but switched to their own brand in the summer of 2021.

Instructions:

preheat your oven to 290 degrees F or 143 C

soften your butters in your microwave, this step is crucial. you want them NOT at all melted, but soft enough to mold with your hands easily

put your butters and sugars into a large bowl, it’s easiest if this is a stand mixer, but if not an electric hand mixer is fine. you *may* attempt this by hand but i would recommend you don’t.

if you have levels choose your most medium level and beat your butter and sugar for 10 minutes. seriously. and it’s probably not done. scrape the sides, if there is any resistance it’s not done. the texture you’re going for is like passing your spatula through a cloud. you should feel no resistance, the mixture will be light, fluffy and if you feel it between your fingers it will be silky with *slight* sugary texture. imagine applying it to your face, it’s a daily cleanser not a weekly exfoliant.

when you’re pretty sure you got it to the right texture go for 1 more minute just to be safe.

now that’s over with turn your mixer down to 1, and add half of your eggs. let them mostly incorporate. all yolks should be broken and you should only see slight streaks of yellow. then add your second half of the eggs and look for the same consistency.

scrape the bottom of the bowl to make sure no yolks are hiding down there!

now add your flour all once! yup! mix it on low *just* until you see a dough start to form. There should still be plenty of unincorporated flour!!!

then add your chocolate chips.

mix until you have a smooth and consistent mixture.

crumbl cookies weighs each chocolate chip cookie at 5.5 ounces.

my best approximation is that you’ll be making about 35 cookies so go for that if you don’t have a scale.

the shape of the crumbl cookie can be achieved by making a large ball of dough then tearing off the top to leave a ripped top. those cracks and spikes are part of the signature. so you can skip this step if you just want a good cookie recipe.

*if you want to make the minis like Crumbl does for catering the weight is 1.3 ounces and the bake time is 10 minutes*

place on a parchment lined baking sheet leaving 2 inches between each cookie and the edges of the baking sheet. You can fit 9 on a standard cookie sheet.

bake your cookies for 16 minutes!

*important* i know the temptation to eat the cookies directly out of the oven is great. BUT. the cookies actually are not done baking fresh out of the oven! they bake outside of the oven in their own heat for 5 minutes while they cool! so wait at least 5 minutes or 10 if you have self control!

enjoy!!!

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“why are you with him if he make you so miserable?” bokuto asks as he turns to face you in his car, away from everyone and everything. secluded in the corner of the parking lot, in your own bubble.

you sigh “i don’t know

i can’t even say if i love him anymore but i do care about him”

“even though all he’s done is hurt you?” he asks

“…yeah”

“all those times he’s done nothing but lie and u still care about him?” bokuto questions you again.

“i dunno bo it’s hard to explain.” you continue, “i don’t forgive him but i can’t completely hate him. he was there for me a lot but i guess as time went on…”

hmm bokuto sighs turning himself to face the front

“you’re only hurting yourself” he says quietly

“i know” you sniffle feeling yourself get sad

“hey hey hey i didn’t mean to make you cry” bokuto quickly says softening his tone

your heart can’t help but swell at the small sincere reaction he’s having to see you cry

you felt guilty

if it was your boyfriend instead of bokuto he would’ve told you to shut up and save the crying for someone who cares

but the guilt came from the fact that you found comfort in bokuto

no matter how you looked at it you still have a boyfriend, you’re still in a relationship albeit it’s with someone that hurts you emotionally but still you were loyal

but

everytime bokuto came around you he managed to make you smile, laugh, swoon and so many other feelings that you hadn’t felt in a while

stuck in a loveless relationship filled with sorrow

you couldn’t help but sadly chuckle

“sometimes i think i do it to myself. maybe i feel like i deserve this”

“hey- don’t speak like that” bokuto retorts. “you deserve nothing but love. you deserve so much love and so much happiness”

you turn to meet his golden eyes and you breathe out, “i think if i met you before i had met him, my idea of love wouldn’t be so bad”

and his heart is caught in his throat at your semi confession

“we should head back”, you say cutting into his train of thought

“i don’t wanna worry him” you say looking out the window

yeah like he actually cares bokuto thinks to himself.

like the good friend he is he takes you home, a quiet drive back with the radio playing faintly

as you step out and turn to close the door bokuto leans over to say,

“i really wish i had met you before he got to you”

you sigh out a yeah as you close the door and turn to leave and bokuto can’t help but feel the sadness in his heart because no matter what he said or did

he didn’t get to you first.

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“why are you with him if he make you so miserable?” bokuto asks as he turns to face you in his car, away from everyone and everything. secluded in the corner of the parking lot, in your own bubble.

you sigh “i don’t know

i can’t even say if i love him anymore but i do care about him”

“even though all he’s done is hurt you?” he asks

“…yeah”

“all those times he’s done nothing but lie and u still care about him?” bokuto questions you again.

“i dunno bo it’s hard to explain.” you continue, “i don’t forgive him but i can’t completely hate him. he was there for me a lot but i guess as time went on…”

hmm bokuto sighs turning himself to face the front

“you’re only hurting yourself” he says quietly

“i know” you sniffle feeling yourself get sad

“hey hey hey i didn’t mean to make you cry” bokuto quickly says softening his tone

your heart can’t help but swell at the small sincere reaction he’s having to see you cry

you felt guilty

if it was your boyfriend instead of bokuto he would’ve told you to shut up and save the crying for someone who cares

but the guilt came from the fact that you found comfort in bokuto

no matter how you looked at it you still have a boyfriend, you’re still in a relationship albeit it’s with someone that hurts you emotionally but still you were loyal

but

everytime bokuto came around you he managed to make you smile, laugh, swoon and so many other feelings that you hadn’t felt in a while

stuck in a loveless relationship filled with sorrow

you couldn’t help but sadly chuckle

“sometimes i think i do it to myself. maybe i feel like i deserve this”

“hey- don’t speak like that” bokuto retorts. “you deserve nothing but love. you deserve so much love and so much happiness”

you turn to meet his golden eyes and you breathe out, “i think if i met you before i had met him, my idea of love wouldn’t be so bad”

and his heart is caught in his throat at your semi confession

“we should head back”, you say cutting into his train of thought

“i don’t wanna worry him” you say looking out the window

yeah like he actually cares bokuto thinks to himself.

like the good friend he is he takes you home, a quiet drive back with the radio playing faintly

as you step out and turn to close the door bokuto leans over to say,

“i really wish i had met you before he got to you”

you sigh out a yeah as you close the door and turn to leave and bokuto can’t help but feel the sadness in his heart because no matter what he said or did

he didn’t get to you first.

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“why are you with him if he make you so miserable?” bokuto asks as he turns to face you in his car, away from everyone and everything. secluded in the corner of the parking lot, in your own bubble.

you sigh “i don’t know

i can’t even say if i love him anymore but i do care about him”

“even though all he’s done is hurt you?” he asks

“…yeah”

“all those times he’s done nothing but lie and u still care about him?” bokuto questions you again.

“i dunno bo it’s hard to explain.” you continue, “i don’t forgive him but i can’t completely hate him. he was there for me a lot but i guess as time went on…”

hmm bokuto sighs turning himself to face the front

“you’re only hurting yourself” he says quietly

“i know” you sniffle feeling yourself get sad

“hey hey hey i didn’t mean to make you cry” bokuto quickly says softening his tone

your heart can’t help but swell at the small sincere reaction he’s having to see you cry

you felt guilty

if it was your boyfriend instead of bokuto he would’ve told you to shut up and save the crying for someone who cares

but the guilt came from the fact that you found comfort in bokuto

no matter how you looked at it you still have a boyfriend, you’re still in a relationship albeit it’s with someone that hurts you emotionally but still you were loyal

but

everytime bokuto came around you he managed to make you smile, laugh, swoon and so many other feelings that you hadn’t felt in a while

stuck in a loveless relationship filled with sorrow

you couldn’t help but sadly chuckle

“sometimes i think i do it to myself. maybe i feel like i deserve this”

“hey- don’t speak like that” bokuto retorts. “you deserve nothing but love. you deserve so much love and so much happiness”

you turn to meet his golden eyes and you breathe out, “i think if i met you before i had met him, my idea of love wouldn’t be so bad”

and his heart is caught in his throat at your semi confession

“we should head back”, you say cutting into his train of thought

“i don’t wanna worry him” you say looking out the window

yeah like he actually cares bokuto thinks to himself.

like the good friend he is he takes you home, a quiet drive back with the radio playing faintly

as you step out and turn to close the door bokuto leans over to say,

“i really wish i had met you before he got to you”

you sigh out a yeah as you close the door and turn to leave and bokuto can’t help but feel the sadness in his heart because no matter what he said or did

he didn’t get to you first.

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obsessed with the idea of nerdy college boy!suguru geto who meets popular chubby!reader who is basically loved by so many at a party and you gets asked who you would fuck if you had a chance to in the little spin the bottle circle and someone screams “SUGURUUUU”, and suguru who is quick to tell them to be quiet and that you probably wouldn’t even want to but you cut him off by saying, “yea…i’d fuck suguru”

nerdy college boy!suguru geto who gets super flustered and shy and can’t help staring at your glossy plump lips as those words left your lips. getting pressured by the crowd to go upstairs and have your 7 minutes in heaven with him.

nerdy college boy!suguru geto who sits on the bed anxious and waits for you to make a move when you finally ask him “are you a virgin?” and he gets flustered and answers with a quick shake of his head, saying he’s had a girlfriend before and he’s done some stuff

nerdy college boy!suguru geto who gets surprised when you tell him that you’re a virgin. you? ms. popular who’s probably wanted by every guy that lays eyes on you? you’re a virgin? seeing his surprised face, you tell him you just want to wait for the one but no one has felt right enough for you…yet

nerdy college boy!suguru geto who asks you “what about your boyfriend?” ex-boyfriend you correct him. what about him? you ask “you haven’t slept with him? you guys have been together a while” he asks shyly and you, who’s quick to tell him that your ex was a piece of crap who wouldn’t give you the time of day and he didn’t deserve to know you intimately like that

nerdy college boy!suguru geto who assures you that you don’t have to do anything with him and you can just talk and when it’s time to leave the room you can pretend you did stuff

nerdy college boy!suguru geto who lets you talk to him and air out your problems to him and listens and clings to every single word that leaves your lips

nerdy college boy!suguru geto who can’t help but stare at your lips as you lick them

nerdy college boy!suguru geto who finally gets asked if he wants to just kiss and he’s a bit too quick to answer yes and quick to add “only if you want to”

nerdy college boy!suguru geto who leaves you breathless as he kisses you with everything he’s got as he wraps his hands around your waist and you wrap your hands in his hair

nerdy college boy!suguru geto who is getting needier by the minute but won’t pursue it because he’s respectful of you and your boundaries

nerdy college boy!suguru geto who groans into your mouth as your friends knock loudly on the door yelling TIMES UP LOVE BIRDS

nerdy college boy!suguru geto who shyly asks for your number and you, who gives it to him eagerly and gives him a quick kiss to seal the deal

nerdy college boy!suguru geto who is basically thinking about you 24/7 after he got back from the party and how he couldn’t wait to go on that promised date he’s texted you asking about.

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he glowing. wow.

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GOT7 Poison Dance video edited w/ Scribble effect

ENJOY!!!!!!!

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I edited the GOT7 poison dance video with the scribble effect! LMK what y’all think! I posted it on twitter: @blondehairsuga

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