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context: i decided to sort of unofficially drop the ask blog when i started developing @pauldateo-game but I've been noticing people following and sending asks again, so im wondering if you all want a comeback? i cant promise art as frequently as i was pumping it out before, but i can try my best if there's enough interest!

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going through the horrors (sunday evening)

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Here's a cupcake. A green one. With a question mark on it. Very tasty. Not at all drugged.

You mean the one leaking green goo on my table? No thanks. If you want to kill me, you’re going to have to try a lot harder.

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he is clearly your Edward you are deep in denial

You guys are killing me. Don’t make me tag him to get him to prove it.

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I’ve been doing a bit of thinking. Would you all enjoy if I reblogged some things I find aesthetically pleasing on here? I don’t want to clog up your feeds, but I think it might be interesting.

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*looks at you with my autistic eyes*

Stares back.

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here is a tasty bowl of blueberries

Thanks. My favorite.

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My guy

Half your stuff is tagged riddlebat what do you mean he's not your Edward

admin here. the tags on my posts aren’t in character and i use riddlebat for visibility however this is very funny so i’m going to answer it in character anyway. he’s totally his edward

What’s a riddlebat? Is that a new species they found or something? Anyway, I don’t see what that has to do with Edward. (Still not mine).

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Yo wash your face the eyeliner looks super uncomfortable

I like it.

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Did you ever play Webkinz as a kid?

I did. I had a lot of them but this one was my favorite.

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Did you there are rumours going around saying you’re the Batman?

That’s ridiculous. I couldn’t do what he does. But I take it as a compliment.

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GO SNUGGLE WITH YOUR EDWARD HE'S BEING ANNOYING AND HE'S PROBABLY SAD

He’s not “my” Edward. We’ve never met in person. And I don’t think he likes me very much.

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This one’s easy. The knight. This is a really unique way to represent the Batman. I’ll admit I’m no expert but I haven’t ever thought of him as a knight before, though I suppose it’s correct. A devoted knight fighting for the city itself rather than any one monarch. Refreshing.

>> ROOKS AND CROOKS. KNIGHTS AND PAWNS. BLACKENED NIGHTS AND RIGHTS AND WRONGS. >> I DO LIKE CHESS. >> GUESS MY FAVORITE PIECE?

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If you were stranded on a desert island for a year, what three books/movies/shows/video games would you want to have with you while you were there? (I guess this island somehow has electrical outlets for the setup lmao)

First of all, I wouldn’t get stranded on a deserted island. That would be almost impossible with modern technology. But hypothetically, if I had to choose:

-Grey Ghost (old detective show I like)

-The Catcher In The Rye (self-explanatory)

-Nirvana’s Nevermind (I know you didn’t say music but I would die without this one)

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I don’t need a checkmark to prove anything. However, it is a funny response to the whole Twitter thing. I’d rather be caught dead than have to interact with Elongated Muskrat.

Not very cash money of Bruce to be on tumblr, I thought Twitter would be more his speed.

>> LOL. CASH MONEY. THAT'S RIGHT. >> TEMPTED BY THAT IMPORTANT BLUE CHECKMARK. HIS NEXT INVESTMENT, I'M SURE.

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Would you ever buy tumblr like how Elon Musk bought Twitter? Also I don’t think this is your first tumblr account tbh. 😂

We all know this platform isn’t worth anything. As for if I’m a first timer…let’s just say I stole them from the president.

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admin again. sorry if you just saw a bunch of reblogs meant for my main, especially the glittery robert pattinson cum meme. my apologies.