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Give my muse a dessert to show how your muse feels about mine.

Chocolate Truffles: Love

Chocolate-Dipped Strawberries: Lust

Red Velvet Cake: Secret Admirer

Cupcake: Friendship

Cherry Pie: Adoration

Custard: Loyalty

Fudge: Gratitude

Sugar Cookies: Shyness

Angel Food Cake: Innocence

Flan: Curiosity

Lemon Tart: Inspiration

Licorice: Indifference

Fruitcake: Hatred

Rice Pudding: Distrust

Mint Candies: Jealousy

Saltwater Taffy: Regret

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Send me anons as my kid.

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✿ c:

"Am I as pretty as the ladies of Orlais now?" Scully asked, grinning up at Leliana, green eyes sparkling. 

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The Dead Dash was a black hole for replies!

The only way to see those made during that time are to check that blog. 

I recommend everyone notifies their partners of any replies they made during that time period.

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Spontaneous (and probably bad ideas) Sentence Starters!

"Let's get married!"

"You know where we should go? Vegas."

"Run away with me."

"I'm feeling lucky. When's the next bus to Atlantic City?"

"I vote we get naked."

"Let's have kids."

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe."

"Take these sunglasses and fake mustache. Pop your collar and follow me. Ask questions later."

"Hey! Let's start a fight!"

"I'll buy the hotel room if you buy room service in the morning."

"Want to rob a bank?"

"I just picked up a book at the library about how to hot wire cars. Let's go joy riding!"

"Get in loser, we're going shopping."

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Headcanon meme - send me a symbol and I'll describe my muse's...

❣ - hands

❤ - voice

۵ - feet

❦ - lips

ø - eyes

ღ - nose

♮ - body type

♫ - singing voice

✮ - sleeping habits

✉ - texting habits

✿ - laugh

✍ - writing style

⌨ - time-wasting habits

❅ - keeping warm/keeping cool techniques

✎ - taste in music/literature

☤ - self care/first aid habits

✪ - favourite food/eating habits

☁ - ideal holiday

✄ - nervous habits

☂ - sadness

❈ - ideal birthday

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✿ c:

"Am I as pretty as the ladies of Orlais now?" Scully asked, grinning up at Leliana, green eyes sparkling. 

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My muse is thrashing and screaming in their sleep. How does your muse react?

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"Humans." Scully said, imitating him.

"Sounds about right. What are you drinking, then?"

"Oghren's passed out, and I broke into his stash of dwarven ale. Wanna try some?" ((BWAHAHAHA))

"Maker, no," Willem gasped. "Never again."

"And I cannot in good conscience let you touch it, either, Scully. Please."

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"Too soon?"

"I'm gonna touch it, watch! Honest, though. This stuff's got no more kick to it than what my mam drinks on her sober days."

"Oghren's passed out, and I broke into his stash of dwarven ale. Wanna try some?" ((BWAHAHAHA))

"Maker, no," Willem gasped. "Never again."

"And I cannot in good conscience let you touch it, either, Scully. Please."

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Send me a ✿ and my muse will react to your muse putting a flower in their hair

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Please preface questions with “Truth”

Truth Serum - My muse has to answer any and all question regardless of what it is.

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[TEXT] I do my best [TEXT] next time, just Say no to oghren's secret stash

[TEXT] that shit will make u go blind

[Text] y is there so much PAIN in the Wrld Sclly? i juss wan maek thingsbetrr nd maybe hugs??

[TEXT]WillyBoy[TEXT]  i’ll give u a hug, and hold ur hair back when you puke

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[Text] y is there so much PAIN in the Wrld Sclly? i juss wan maek thingsbetrr nd maybe hugs??

[TEXT]WillyBoy[TEXT]  i’ll give u a hug, and hold ur hair back when you puke

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[Text] Ogrun mightv been here tbh i dont even know

[TEXT] WillyBoy[TEXT] whatever u do, don’t lie down on ur back. on my way