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Happy Holidays from the Broadwaystuck cast!

Thank you to every one of you guys for another great year! We have a lot in store for 2025, so be sure to keep an eye out! >:)

lyrics:

Tavros: Rockin' around the Christmas tree At the Christmas party hop

Nepeta: Mistletoe hung where you can see Every couple tries to stop

Karkat: Rockin' around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring

Sollux: Later we'll have some pumpkin pie And we'll do some caroling

Dirk: You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear

All: Voices singing let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly

John: Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday

Jade: Everyone dancing merrily In the new old-fashioned way

Calliope: You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear

All: Voices singing let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly

Aradia: Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday

Kanaya: Everyone dancing merrily In the new old fashioned way 

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maybe you should just go back and talk to this totally awesome guy john Song: We Intertwined by the The Hush Sound

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from john and jane to you! thanks for singing along this time around jane. it was really nice to have you around! art by: @the-truly-onyxpected

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@broadway-dave

I wish gay people were real

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after all is sled and done, there's snow body like you dave! @broadway-dave

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i love my friends

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how do ghosts send letters?

through the ghost office.

it was either this or the classic "what's a ghosts favorite dessert ... i-scream"

happy halloween everybody!!!!!!!!

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there's no way i can use my windy powers to blow it all away anymore.

and even if i did... then what?

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don't worry, i could, mostly, hear you through the door. were you knocking, or was it one of dave sprite's pranks again?

i finally saw con air for john's birthday and it sure was funny i really liked the song at the end

too bad john was gone for like half an hour and missed the ending! he probably would have found it funny to watch me try to sing it on the spot the first time

oh well :P

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i don't know, there seems to be this whole cult full of people who worship my ghost sheets.

this recording is kind of old, but has some good moments. Lyrics by: tenaciousTachygraph

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haha, spiders are gross!

I was hoping I'd 8e the lucky one and not have to deal with this stupid copyright shit, 8ut not this time, I guess! Now the intro is a minute and thirty seconds long, which is soooooooo gr8, 8ut I think you'll find the w8 is very much worth your while! Lyrics under the cut as usual, scru8s!

[Verse 1] I’m painted a monster, nociva, mandona And do you know what the people say? I pluck from the garden of wretched beliefs I offer a rose and smile with pointed teeth

[Pre-Chorus 1]

Then tease up my hair, you know a cherub’s in there Alone in the garden Like hungering evils in a shameful parade I came to ruin all and make a rotten trade And make you roll over So roll over Get over

[Refrain] Scattered along the shore Slowly washed away

[Chorus 1] Feeling somewhat deserving of what will be someday No, I can never stay melancholy, far too many games to play No, I can never stay melancholy for long Before I move on

[Verse 2] An unwanted stranger, exploitive and dangerous Unable to hide or even dream of it ¿Cómo estás? Quaking of knees I’m only a troll, why you afraid, sweety?

[Pre-Chorus 2] Then tease up my hair, you know a cherub’s in there So keep one eye open baby I’m so easy to spot, a diva riding atop Arachnids eatin’ kids Spiders all crawling and fiending and all Roll over Are we comin' over?

[Refrain] Scattered along the shore Slowly washed away Scattered all on the shore Slowly they're washed away Away Away

[Chorus 2] Feeling somewhat deserving of what will be someday No, I can never stay melancholy, far too many games to play I'm alone in the garden of long lost hopeful plans No, I can never stay anything for long

[Bridge] So come on, move Roll over Are we comin' over? (Here we go)

[Instrumental Outro]

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i'm just getting a little tired of being stuck on this lame boat!

well, maybe later i'll be able to rekindle some nostalgic feelings about it. Lyrics by arcaneCredulity

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yoUre so cool ouo

thanks anon! you are too!

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your friends are all here for you dave!

here you go folks

another heart wrenching banger

((cw: the song IS about abuse))

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ok guys, really, i've messed with your time line enough as it is.

i'm glad we are all safe, at least.

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MORE OPEN ROLES! - 08/06/2023

Hello, CG speaking!

With our album number 4 closing (we have produced more than 400 songs in the span of 8 months… Good job y’all!), we are here to comment on some inside scoop and some roles opening up!

First of all, for the cast member we are currently missing, it is Broadway Dirk. Audition goes as follows!:

Auditions should be one song, ACAPELLA (meaning no instrumental) so we can really hear your voice. The recorded mp3 file can be sent to astrayan0@gmail.com. After hearing that song, we'll send back a selection of callback songs for the character and discuss it between The Council, and we will let you know our decision. You may also Live-Audition on Discord with the main mod (discord handle is astrayan).

And for the other open roles, in a first for our group, we are accepting Two [02] artists to help with the track art! We already have some artists within the group but it is all still very informal. With the Artist role, we want you to focus solely on that! Here’s how to audition:

Send in your three favourite homestuck art pieces to the e-mail astrayan0@gmail.com. We the Council will see your art and either accept you or ask for a callback in the form of a quick, sketch-like mock track album art. We will let you know how it went regardless!

Hoping to see some sweet auditions <3

- castelessGuardian

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What are you suppose to do when you find out your dad and your friend's mom are dating...?

@broadway-rose help.