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How literally any conversation feels like when I try to talk to people and end up sounding like Uncle Colm has possessed me

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Sean Renard crash outs>>>

This man caught no breaks and was NEVER safe eeeeverybody wanted some

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i don’t think people who don’t read comics/mostly read wfa understand how much of a dweeb tim drake actually is because he was supposed to be a Good Role Model For Tween Boys in the 90s. one time he found out his roommate at boarding school was an alcoholic so he poured all his alcohol down the drain instead of just ignoring it like a normal person. his girlfriend wanted to have sex with him and instead of just saying “i’m not ready” he launched into a monologue about how “making love is like opening a door” and he “isn’t ready to open that door yet” because they “might have adult feelings for each other, but [they’re] still just kids.” 90s tim was the type of kid to remind the teacher to assign homework. he somehow got mad bitches even though everyone highkey thought he was weird. in one panel of one issue he randomly said he had to be “vewwy quiet” and never spoke like that again. he canonically plays dungeons and dragons (or the fictional dc equivalent). the money his dad left him after he died wasn’t even a lot because his dad went bankrupt shortly before his death. like it was a substantial amount but not enough to make him rich. i cannot stress enough that tim was SUCH a Regular Guy TM and constantly worried about not standing out. he purposefully did bad at sports and pretended to be winded in gym class so people wouldn’t suspect anything. like he wouldn’t even try and be average, he would purposefully almost fail. he is not a cool rich skater kid guys he’s such a dork

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he should win every award just for these line deliveries alone

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You know what would be totally awesome? is if the Joker was like Pennywise

Jason would get to be Georgie AND zombie Patrick Hockstetter

The new cycle would start with the whole batclan and Dick and Bruce would be the only ones who actually know what’s going on other than Tim obvy cause he would’ve seen some shit

It would be like if they were all on fear gas and clay face was kicking their asses but ten times worse

Like cmon

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Chapter 3 Delusions "A delusion starts like any other idea, as an egg. Identical on the outside, perfectly formed. From the shell, you'd never know anything was wrong. It's what's inside that matters. Albert had an idea. One day, as he was walking, he stumbled. And for a moment, it seemed that his right leg didn't belong to him. This is how it begins. The leg was clearly Albert's. It was attached to his body, and when he pricked it, he felt pain. But despite that, the idea grew. Such is the power of an idea. With every day that passed, Albert became more and more certain that this was not his leg. He decided he didn't want it anymore. And so one day, he went to the hardware store. You see, an idea alone isn't enough. We have ideas all the time, random thoughts and theories. -Most die...before they can grow. For a delusion to thrive, other, more rational ideas must be rejected, destroyed. Only then can a delusion blossom...into full-blown psychosis."

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Can we please have Replay by Lady Gaga in a zombie film and for the love of god somebody PLEASE edit Hazel from Bottoms to Spring breakers by Charlie xcx

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Where are all my Sarah Kinsley fans at?? Where are the editors? I need y’all to get to WORK

What am I not seeing Ron Weasley edited to The King?? Or Lovelady to Lovegod?? GIVE ME SOME OVER + UNDER EDITS TOO

Anything from Ascension or The King EPs pleaaasee

And do NOT forget about The Giver

USE THE DIAMOND SESSIONS THE LIVE VERSIONS ARE TOO GOOD TO GO UNNOTICED!!

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Once Upon a Time drives me fucking insane because WHY is there so much wasted potential!!!! Jefferson just disappeared?? They turned August into a child and we like never see him again THEY COULD HAVE GIVEN HENRY A FRIEND LIKE HE ONLY HANGS OUT WITH HIS GRANDPARENTS AND HIS THERAPIST

Actually speaking of his therapist the POTENTIAL they had with Regina and Archie?? Like they were kinda cute and now they don’t even talk to each other like even as friends or anything?? WHY

AND GRAHAM he deserved sooo much better (no not his relationship with Regina pls never speak about that) RUBY TOO CAUSE WHY DID THEY DO HER LIKE THAT

But you’re telling me that 3 people in this town knew everything and they never talked to each other?? Why did Gold and Jefferson never talk in Storybrooke?? Like Rumple was literally the one to introduce him to Regina in the first place

AND WHEN GRAHAM WAS REMEMBERING WHY DIDNT JEFFERSON GET HIM? GRAHAM WAS LITERALLY RUNNING AROUND THE WOODS CHASING A MAGICAL WOLF like if Jefferson had gotten him on his side Emma might have been less inclined to think he was a psychopath

Same with August!! If he had literally talked to either of them things could have been fixed so much faster or they at least would know they’re not fucking crazy like make a little “in the know” club it could’ve been fun

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The two women ever

Give them a movie together pleaaaseeee please please please please dear god

+bonus points if it’s a musical or thriller🤞

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Holly Gibney is THE final girl ever

She was figuring that shit out even if she sounded fuking crazy like sure yea obviously this guy is stealing faces and mind controlling people with a sunburn why wouldn’t you believe that

Girl did her research!!! And she was not about to be bested by her lil meat puppet friend

And YES she is a final girl her boyfriend died!!

Now they almost got me with the “who’s terry” but I will not be fooled she’s just funny like that her comedic timing is simply impeccable and she did NOT get scratched bc that wasn’t Jack’s thing and she beat the shit outta not-Claude before he could even try it

She stays winning

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Neeeed a Wham! Rap in Apartment A remix like are you ready to get turned on ladies Are you ready to get down you funky party weasel 😝 ok but actually Isaac Dunbar I am begging you! By NOT doing this you are attacking me personally!!!! Holding me down and spitting on me and kicking me!!!!

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"Why is Jacob Elordi hot?" It’s his height obviously. Huddled masses mistake him for the Statue of Liberty.

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ATLA Harry Potter au

No!!!!! Every time I see an Avatar the Last Airbender Harry Potter au it's so wrong. Please let me enlighten you

But we’re still going to pretend that the European schools are the only ones that matter

Sokka is a squib. LISTEN!! Sokka doesn't have powers guys he's not gonna have magic. So no he’s not going to go to a magical school. And Katara would be a half-blood since her dad is also nonmagical.

Katara would go to Hogwarts. But she'd be the only one from the gaang that does. She is also NOT a Ravenclaw, I don't care about the colours, Katara is a Gryffindor with Slytherin tendencies. Of course she hates Slytherins, everyone does.

Zuko would have gone to Durmstrang before being "banished" and Toph would go to Beauxbatons because of her parents.

And I mean obviously the Fire Nation soldiers would be like the equivalent of the Death Eaters. The Order of the White Lotus is like the Order of the Phoenix but better obviously.

Ok now that we've got background, I'd say they wake Aang when Katara is home for Christmas Hols. Their trip is like a Deathly Hollows type adventure, so no Katara won't be going back to school. Instead of Running from Snatchers they're running from Zuko and his crew.

I'm not trying to write a whole book here so that's it thanks

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Best season ending ever actually

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A very real one sided conversation that I need to put out into the depths of the internet:

Ok hear me out here, Picture this. Ron. Ron Weasley. Trans. Ok are you guys sticking with me here? Alright. Trans Ron = Tron. Ok

So then Ron turns evil. And we have evil trans Ron. Voltron. Like Voldemort yk? Vol-tron

Did you get all of that? Cause in conclusion: Voltron

Are you getting it? I don’t think you’re getting it.

Do I need to make a diagram

Here

Ron

Trans Ron = Tron

Evil Trans Ron = Voltron