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Omg loved the headcanons! What about some hcs for the e uro pea n ch ild ren

Just for my peace of mind-- you mean Gregory and Christophe yeah?

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i have a never-ending obsession with barbarian tweek

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In the talent show (minor characters edition)

Rebecca: bending over backwards for a cutie who doesn't even know her name.

Pete: Reading his diary aloud followed by a Q&A.

Bradley Biggle: Narrating everything that's happening.

Gary: singing a one-man Sonny and Cher duet while tap dancing and playing the clarinet.

Damien: Winging it by lighting a dollar bill on fire and using it as an argument against consumerism.

Mercedes: "what do you mean the swimsuit portion isn't a talent?"

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Spaceship.

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Hey uhh,, do you have, by any chance, headcanons for/about one-time characters? Like Rebecca, Gary, etc.. Maybe background characters too?

Pretty open to interpretation here, so I hope I give you what you want! Let me know if you have other charries you want to see or if you were aiming for something more romantic or reader-inserty...

Rebecca:

-Continued to act out sexually for boys’ attention because her parents never got the guts to explain sexuality to her properly and did the “no it’s bad!” method.

-Struggles to make lasting friendships because parents continued to use avoidance whenever struggles arose. They continued to move around while remaining homeschooled.

-Still very bright and completed her schooling early, graduated high school at sixteen.

-Fucking loves bunnies and bunny videos. Has two bunnies.

-Really into YouTube/Former-Vine stars, like Logan Paul and Lele Pons. Mostly because her longest interactions with the outside world are via YouTube and what she’s told is cool.

-Wishes she had close friends and is kind of sucked into the world of social media influencers and follows them religiously even if she can’t reenact that lifestyle.

Gary:

-Ohhhh Gary.

-Literally super cool dude where everyone struggles because he’s genuinely awesome but MORMON (cough Stan cough.)

-Would actually be great friends with Token, and they were, until Gary transferred to the other 4th grade class later in the year.

-On the football team and wrestling team. Becomes captain of the football team and student body president.

-Had a crush on Lola and asked her out in high school. They dated for a bit but she thought he was too serious about the relationship and ended things.

-Went to a party at Token’s in high school and drank soda! :O 

-Continues to be optimistic despite starting to feel a little isolated due to his family being the only Mormons in South Park. He loves his family and found his place, but misses that sense of a greater religious community.

Bonus: I’ve always headcannoned there is another 4th grade class at South Park, and that’s where Damien, Pete, and Gary have class. There are some other students in the other class too, but I’m blanking on who I decided got moved over there.

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Oh, it’s Jimmy’s birthday!

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I don’t know why I made this

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its he. happy birthday you funky boy

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South park actually had an episode clowning on mobile games and then released phone destroyer during the episode when it aired! They do that a lot on the show like with Stick of Truth releasing with the Song of Ass and Fire episodes

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Phone destroyer

I just started playing it yesterday and i’m already addicted. Why have i ignored it this long?

I’ve often clowned people for being addicted to mobile games but I honestly see why people play them

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A quick, cutesy McCormick doodle.

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bad dating qualities

Cartman: thinks of you as a conquest

Kenny: wants to swaddle you in a blanket and feed you like a baby bird

Stan: makes you sign a contract trusting you with his heart

Craig: will literally hitchhike to antartica to avoid defining the relationship

Kyle: only has one good move and resists doing anything to "spice it up"

Tweek: sets up a double date with your respective therapists

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how to know they're really into you

Jimmy: asks you to move into his collective house with his 3 other poly partners

Kenny: sends you a shakespeare sonnet with no context

Kyle: introduces you to his grandparents

Clyde: asks you out by hiring a skywriter

Craig: lets you see the soft little oyster in the shell

Stan: tells you he had a dream about you but when you ask about the content of the dream he says "it was less of a dream and more of a feeling"

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r a i s i n s

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For winter is coming, and i am a princess.

Art Instagram: mikstrider

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I’m totally willing to do imagines prompts but no one sends me any so :/