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HES HERE!! THE BOI. THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND.

My pins too!

Ahh if my weekend wasn't so busy I'd draw so much bunger 🍔

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Just had an idea

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bugsnax and monster hunter crossover. is this anything

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Funk you. *Funkbuns your Friday*

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Snaktooth but make it bigger

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“The Mother has blessed me with a child of my own, I will love you forever and always little one”

  Shelda became a devoted follower of Mother Naturae in her younger years and never had any interest in having a partner.

She desperately wanted to become a mother and have a child of her own, but with no partner and no luck at conceiving in other ways, she went to fertility clinics and adoption agencies. Unfortunately, treatments did not work for her. Adoption agencies were reluctant to give a single mother an egg or grumpling. It would not go unnoticed that Shelda went to clinics so frequently that it was becoming well known there.

She began to lose her faith in The Mother.

“Mother, I’ve devoted my life to you…why do you punish me so cruelly?” 

One cold winter night Shelda received a knock at her door. Standing there was a young grump slightly concealed in the shadows holding something. “P-Please take this I c-cant-” A large round object was shoved at her. Before she could process the grump was gone and she was left….with an egg.

Reblogs greatly appreciated

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I’ve been thinking of rogue-like/timeloop kinda games and stories and applied it to Bugsnax! Basically the Journalist is perpetually stuck on Snaktooth island and isn’t as resilient as they are in the game. Any time they die, the Journalist resets to when they were on their airship heading to the island. And in the cases where they make it off the island with whoever they managed to save that time, as soon as the Journalist goes to sleep they wake back up on the airship to Snaktooth.

They keep their memory from loop to loop. But anytime they preemptively warn the others about the dangers of Bugsnax and all the other things they’ve learned, the bugsnax don’t care for that and jump straight into a frenzy and kick off the end. Those loops always ended badly, so they just stopped trying the direct method.

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HEY! Bugsnax Fandom!

Gimme the fic where post game Snorpy and Chandlo work together to get Floofty to date someone! I want that fic!

I don’t care if it’s an OC or Y/N, I just wanna read it!

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Controversial Opinion

They all have two hands.

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Hello there It's 7 am Floofty fan art time

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BUNGER HAT

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ok ok hear me out

so you know how cromdo is a divorced dad who’s not allowed to see his kid for legal reasons? and how gramble has some family issues? and how he’s in his late 50s and gramble is in his early 20s? and how cromdo lost part of his last name in the divorce settlement and cromdo giggleface or cromdo funnyface flows oddly well?

and how related grumpuses have similar color palettes?

(this is things i just noticed kinda joking but there’s a LOT of similarities here. also to explain why cromdo and gramble don’t recognize eachother, maybe cromdo was divorced when gramble was still very young so they dont know they’re related after not seeing eachother for around 20 years?)

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POV:

You just said something profoundly stupid to the morosexual in denial.

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a headcanon of mine

btw goes without saying snorpy is EXTREMELY happy for chandlo and is obnoxiously supportive of him, but being the nervous wreck he is, is just running all the situations in which it could've gone wrong in his poor little anxiety riddled head

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a new man has been added to the flock…

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✨✨I N S T A B U G✨✨

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I still have the feel Grumpuses are some kind of evolved seal creatures?. Specifically Leopard Seals, at least the one i like the most. Muppet looking murderous fluffy water dogs, with that big ass mouth, and those eyes, God fears them, and you should too.

They said ¨Wait no, let’s go back, we will terrorize the land instead¨, but decided to keep the big chomp chomp and toy-like eyes, but now got some arms and legs to hunt you better. Im not sure of how big they are, if human-sized, or much bigger (considering the calories of Bugsnax, more likely big bois)

If not, some sort of beaver guinea pig bear walrus seal thing