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Superman turning to Flash: Don't you wanna talk to him?

Flash: I'm just surprised Robin followed them, I expected him to be more.. Responsible? What do you think?

Batman: *secretly taking a video for Alfred*

Bart: I really like screaming.

Kon: Yeah, me too.

Tim: Let’s scream.

Tim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA–

Kon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA–

Bart: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

All of them: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA–

The Justice League:

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Dick: What??

Tim: I'm not following.

Jason: *slams the wanted poster on the table and points at it* Look at those scars! That glare! They made me look so badass! This is so unfair!! Why can't I be like that?!!

Batkids: *just staring at the wanted poster then back to Jason, not finding any difference.*

Steph: *whispers* Should I tell him?

Damian: No, let him suffer.

Jason: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Jason: Copy that! *Puts on a helmet and zips up a skin tight suit*

Bruce: W- What are you doing, Jason?

Jason: *pulls out a massive gun out of nowhere* Any second now- *gets taken by Kon* HASTA LA VISTA BABY!!!

Jason, pointing a gun to the sky: Is the sun bothering you, fam?

Bruce: Jason, no--

Damien, still groggy after a late patrol last night: -- Yes. Dispose of it.

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Barbara: Did something happen-

Dick: Tim forgot their anniversary and spent the whole day playing with Kon.

Barbara: Ah, that makes sense.

Tim and Kon, hiding in undisclosed location out of fear.

Stephanie: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Jason: Alright Gentlemen, we're gonna have a talk.. *being all scary and cool, but his shiny green helmet isn't helping.*

Thug 2: *trying not to laugh*

Thug 1: *sweating bullets* u-um he's new..

AU: Nothings changed other than that Jason is colorblind, he accidentally wears green instead of red, no one ever bothers to tell him.

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Damian: *covering his face as he places some vegan products in the cart* If he continues to talk like that, we will leave him here.

Jason: *puts his cigarette boxes in* Yup, no argument on that.

Cass: *puts her candy in the cart and nodding*

Barbara: *rethinking the situation* You know what? Let's just leave him now, he's distracted in the self care aisle. *Pushes the cart to the check out lane.*

Barbara, raising voice slightly so she can be heard on the other end of the aisle: Do you want some cereal-

Dick, at full volume: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR CEREAL

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Wally: He has a point-

Kon: Don't even start...

Kon: you care more about your paranoid conspiracy theories than you do about me

Tim: that's what the government would want you to think

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Steph: Did you-

Tim: Yup!

Steph: Did you atleast-

Tim: Nope!

Jason: *from the kitchen* THIS FIRE WON'T DIE! TIIIIMMM!!

Tim: And that's my cue to leave! *Runs for his life* Don't tell Alfred where I went!

Tim: just learned the difference between wax paper and parchment paper

Steph: what's the difference?

Tim: one you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you're trying to make happens to be fire

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Cassie: Hey- *lands next to Damian with Kon* what's going on?

Conner: Oh, Jon is fighting his first criminal as superboy.

Damian: Yes and that insolent fool dare insult Jon by saying he will never live up to the likes of his old man, Superman.

Cassie: . . .

Conner: Say less. *Gets ready to beat the criminal for hurting precious Jon*

Jon: As a young hero, I don’t believe senseless violence is how my dad would want me to solve things

Damian [In the distance]: RIP HIS HEAD OFF!!!

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Bruce: *facepalming* No more coffee..

Batbois: *snickering and holding their laughter at the side, might also be video taping*

Villain: who are you?

Tim, on top of a vending machine, wearing sunglasses: Bitch

Tim: I’m a snacc

Tim: *falls off*

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Damian: Well, he's not wrong

Dick: I just asked if you'd like pancakes for breakfast...

Jason: Well, if you judge success by the number of enemies you make, that was a highly successful evening.

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Is anyone still interested in UnLovable?

If y'all wondering what UnLovable is, well it's my story with a soulmate core. It follows the story of reader and Damian, but their red string snaps. What would happen if they meet?

I also wonder hehehe. I was in a busy schedule and couldn't continue it, so left it on a cliffhanger (I'm terrible ik). So for the reader here, should I continue it?

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Jason: *screams louder than them*

Dick: *joins in cuz why not*

Other batkids: *shrugs and screams as well*

Damian: *screams*

Tim: *screams louder to establish dominance*

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5 mins later~

Jason: *cursing up a storm while tied up and left in the rain by Damian*

Tim: *watching from the window* this is one of most tamed punishment he has done.

Babs: Alfred said he can't adopt another animal if he did anything extreme.

Steph: Oh that makes sense *eats popcorn*

Damian: When I was small-

Jason: *laughs*

Damian: What?!

Jason: “Was”.

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If someone draws a comic of this or makes an animation, please tag me 😂😂

Batkids Home Alone

But everytime they beat up/injure the burglars it's accidental and they never even realise there were bad guys in the house

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Tim, Steph, and Damian: *laughing in the corner*

Dick: *cries in the corner*

Cass: *giving Dick a hug with her hand held high and a smile*

Dick: Raise your hand if you like me?

Jason: And if we don’t like you?

Dick: Then raise your standards.

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Dick: TITUS!! *Chases after him*

Damian: LAY ONE HAND ON HIM AND I SWEAR GRAYSON!! *Chases after Dick*

Tim: *follows them with a camera*

dick: alright who took my escrima sticks

jason: ha shut up karate kid

tim: you haven’t cleaned those in years no chance i’d touch them

duke: imagine having to use escrima sticks, couldn’t be me

damian: tt *sharpens his sword*

titus, who got a new metal chew toy: ▼・ᴥ・▼