bonebridebanish-warcrimeedition
Self Explanatory, Really
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Do we Bone, Bride or Banish this Blorbo?We only sexualise the Problematic here. No real people, even historical figures.
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Fold me in half
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The worst military peepaw I've ever seen. Knows the government does abominable things but instead of leaving he just chooses to be 1 level lower than he could be so he doesn't have to directly receive the war crime orders. Hates all the kids he chose to raise by leaving them in the woods with bandits so he stole some other kids instead and made them his apprentices. Will not intervene to save his grandson's life but will prevent someone else from doing so while crying about it. Does absolutely nothing to improve the system and gets mad when people fight it. Aware of the slave trade. Worst man alive but we love him for it.
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Did he enslave and starve an entire nation, turning it into a weapons factory just so he could gain a slight edge in the race for a legendary treasure? Yes. But also he could get it! Massive tits, tattoos, and turns into a dragon? Sign me up!
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He may only be a triangle with a top hat but like. It works for him
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He's a highly dedicated man who eventually becomes the Fleet Admiral of the marines and who (literally) is hot as his power allows him create and transform himself into magma. His strong hatred of pirates or criminals in general, causes his black and white view of morality to not care whether or not innocents are caught in the crossfire, often viewing it as a necessary sacrifice.
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Also rip Hanji poor they representation taken from us so late and I'd fuck amputee Levi more than his normal form where all the og 2015 fans were thirsting over for some reason.
Still don't get it how people were upset at the ending. It reached a satisfying conclusion.
It seems like I missed quite a bit xD
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AoT Anon, feel free to spoiler, don't plan on ever finishing AoT but now I'm curious xD
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Literal started an offense against innocent people
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Super terrifying, cunty, radio demon with deer features and a penchant for violence and cannibalism? Hello~
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Mass killer who does it for the love of the game. He is also so so pretty, with his body covered in tattoos of melon leaves. Also the way he msoves in the anime is ❤❤❤
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Used to be the most deadly and dangerous mercenary in the world but then he got a moral compass and now is only dangerous to people who want to hurt others. People hear his name and send in 10+ guys to take him down but they all fail. Is always the only one standing at the end of any fight. The only time he gets knocked out it’s after getting hit in the head with an actual carnival ride. Can take out six guys in the time it takes another character to drop a bag.
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One of my personal favourite Blorbos from my childhood, grumpy bastard who would kill and die for his team if needed. Loyal as hell. Will never forgive the series for only ever hinting at the OT3. But damnit it still had those hints. Also, despite seeming like he is just the heavy hitter of the team, he is also way smarter than he first appears to be. Retrieval Specialist for a reason. Also attaching some videos, because I can!
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Used to be the most deadly and dangerous mercenary in the world but then he got a moral compass and now is only dangerous to people who want to hurt others. People hear his name and send in 10+ guys to take him down but they all fail. Is always the only one standing at the end of any fight. The only time he gets knocked out it’s after getting hit in the head with an actual carnival ride. Can take out six guys in the time it takes another character to drop a bag.
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One of my personal favourite Blorbos from my childhood, grumpy bastard who would kill and die for his team if needed. Loyal as hell. Will never forgive the series for only ever hinting at the OT3. But damnit it still had those hints. Also, despite seeming like he is just the heavy hitter of the team, he is also way smarter than he first appears to be. Retrieval Specialist for a reason. Also attaching some videos, because I can!
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Tyrannical Dictator who authorized colonization, oppresion, mass genocide and ecocide and abused his children
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@ to the person who requested Revolver Ocelot, I'm sorry, but he's already one of the mods' blorbo and there was a post for him.
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Cute twink who nuked part of a city in a declaration of war and killed thousands in the process. (Does he count if he's otherwise really sweet and doesn't want to kill anyone?)
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Works for and (more importantly) speaks for The Dark Lord Sauron, a man who attempted to take over the whole of Arda via killing everyone who stood in his way. Mouth of Sauron is hideous, 10/10 would bang, and his boss is awful.
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Oh btw, added on Propaganda since he was send in thrice
He is a licensed war criminal with government protection and no oversight who uses his considerable strength to take over an entire country, deposing its long standing royal family, enslaving its people and brainwashing the rest. He tried to groom a grieving child into a perfect, loyal soldier, and would have succeeded if his brother had not been working to infiltrate the criminal organization to get info for the marines higher ups. He is a remorseless killer, he spends his free time drinking sangria on the balcony, he wears a giant pink feather coat, he uses nearly invisible strings to slice people up and when the jig is up, he tries to genocide the entire country. Also he helps bankroll a mad scientist to develop chemical weapons and synthetic devil fruits that debilitate 75% of people who use them (or are forced to use them).
Everyone’s always like “he’s the absolute worst I fucking hate this guy” and I get it but like 🤤🤤🤤
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He's the opposite of freedom personified, has killed countless people directly or indirctly (by making his enemies into puppets on strings) and concured a country like that. I would also let him tie me up with his strings and make me a sex toy for him to do with whatever he pleases.
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