Do we Bone, Bride or Banish this Blorbo?We only sexualise the Problematic here. No real people, even historical figures.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Cute twink who nuked part of a city in a declaration of war and killed thousands in the process. (Does he count if he's otherwise really sweet and doesn't want to kill anyone?)
#armin aot#attack on titan#aot#snk armin#don't worry this very much qualifies as a warcrime I'm pretty sure
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Just submitted Messmer and then found out you’d already done him😭 mb I’ll be more thorough with checking next time
Don't worry, we got two other doubles as well!
Maybe we'll even repeat some polls who only got like, 20 votes or so, now that there are more people interested :3
Still, thank you for the support!
- Callsign IRIS
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So the rules say no real people, including historical figures--would that include fictional depictions of historical people (e.g., Pope Alexander VI as played by Jeremy Irons in The Borgias, or Cleopatra as written by Shakespeare, etc.)? (I'm assuming these are still off-limits but I wanted to double-check.)
Still off-limits, yep!
But thanks for asking!
- Callsign IRIS
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Yes, you are not reading this wrong, this is his full fucking name. No, we do not know what the A. stands for anyways.
Also known as "Mr. X", "Archange" (which could actually be what the A stands for) or "The King of the Sky", he is widely infamous for his absurd skill in battle and his high killcount. His flight pattern was also used to train the drones used during the Lighthouse War.
Nobody had survived a dogfight with him before, until Trigger (us) came along.
Lapdog of the Erusian (Discount French) Crown, he rejected his own title to enroll in the airforce. While nobody really calls him out on it, he is quite a bastard, fully aware of his skills and fully willing to toy with the enemy for quite a while before taking them out in usually a single shot.
From the now non-existent Duchy of Shilage (likely Ace Combats Discount Hungary)
#ace combat 7#mihaly a shilage#ace combat#IRIS had a bad day so we are coping with two polls today! one of them mods choice
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Ishamael, Betrayer of Hope, is the leader of the Dark One's armies and the most powerful of the Forsaken. He takes the idea of "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" to the extreme. Casual cruelty, psychological torture, betrayal, murder, sending the literal forces of evil after our daring protags, and so much more are all in a day's work for him. His eyes are fiery chasms like the pits of hell themselves and he'll visit you in your dreams just to terrify and threaten you into serving the Dark One.
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Could you clarify more please on the fictionality of problematic blorbos rules? What if the blorbo I want to submit is fictional nazi? (as in litteral nazi like it's canon that they were/are in the third reich bc it exists in that universe, but the character itself is fictional)
That's a tough question, because technically that would fulfill "not a real person". But one of the reasons that rule was enacted is because submitting real people, even if dead long enough, would feel tasteless considering the actual victims (who were very real people). I know the line is already kinda blurred if a fictional character has participated in real wars on real sides. We even had Volgin, who's canonically participated in Katyn massacre, and I don't think anyone voting "bone" on him condoned that - that would be stupid to assume. Also "banish" option exists. But specifically in case of a fictional nazi, it feels too risky and controversial for a post. I'll ask the other mod for opinion.
Callsign Bramage
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Hello, I'm the mod of welcometothehornyjail. Your message reminded me. I also needed to reblog your post to my main blog, whoishotteranimepolls.
You are also welcome to tag my main blog in any polls with anime characters, and I will try to reblog them as long as they fit within my character rules
Hi, thank you a lot! We'll remember tagging you with any anime polls
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do the characters have to be involved in a military organization, or can they be in things like the mafia instead, assuming they've still committed war crimes like torture and whatnot? or is it strictly military/paramilitary/government type stuff? just cause the form specifies military involvement, but the post with the link and stuff does not so I don't know
Originally we wanted to be stricter with the rules, but when we had no submissions (right now we have lots of them!), we bented rules a little to allow more types of blorbos. I don't think mafia is too much of a derivation.
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Sjhdjs I figured u wouldn't know which was mine, it was moreso if just in general sending pics would help in conjunction to the submission :3
Looking forwards to seeing some of the options we get tho - I'm gonna have to browse this blog later after work
The submission form does have an option for that, just slap a link in there and it'll be fine :3 But we mods also have just searched up pictures before as well, so no worries!
We usually post around one poll per day when we get submissions, which we now have a LOT of, so new options should appear at a regular pace :3 But do feel free to check out the polls so far, maybe also to see which ones were already send in!
Thanks again for the submission and the ask :D
Callsign IRIS
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Friend of mine sent the link to ur post asking for submission options w no context. Leapt at it to submit my horrid lil blorbo.
If need be I can send exact pics thru here if it helps :V
So we suddenly got a massive influx of submissions, like their amount would easily double the ones we have on our blog so far, thank you xD
That however means, I got no idea which specific one is yours, dear Anon. Still, thank you very much for the contribution, tomorrow we will continue business as usual!
Also one based mofo submitted Eliot Spencer. Whoever you are, bless, great taste.
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(just a clarifying question) for the submission form, what do we put in terms of propaganda?
There are no strict rules, just put whatever you think will give a good enough impression of the character, so that you can convince people what option is to vote. The limit is pretty much "will fit in one Tumblr post"
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Mason is leader of the Pack, Nuka-World's most animalistic (and brightly colored) raider gang. He believes in loyalty and strength, and is totally down with enslaving any innocent traders who wander by, catching wild animals and making them fight each other, and killing people just for the heck of it. And he definitely believes in all that alpha wolf pseudoscience that surely got debunked long before the bombs dropped.
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Can the bad blorbos be from any (fictional) media? Movies, books, etc?
Yes, we don't restrict the source (just no real people). Though it may be hard with books to find an illustration, but that depends on the particular book.
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We need some submissions!
The Mods are slowly running out of War Criminal Variety, we need your support, dear simps of the morally ambivalent!
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We need some submissions!
The Mods are slowly running out of War Criminal Variety, we need your support, dear simps of the morally ambivalent!
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Also known as "Solo Wing", this man is the reason why I will now hold back tears whenever I will heard the word "Buddy".
At first your actually competent wingman, your friend and ally. A mercenary just like Cipher, like you. After some warcrimes happen though and he has a PTSD attack off screen (I still can't believe that dialogue got cut), he betrays you and joins "A World With No Boundaries", an extreme anti-border terrorist group. Eventually he tries to straight up cluster-nuke the entire continent, "reset everything to Zero", and you, Cipher, fight it out with him in one last 1-on-1, head to head fight. One last fight between two equals, friends, enemies. He should have died that day. He didn't.
And ten years later, after a reporter tracks him down in search of Cipher, he still remembers it all with a slight smile on his face.
A whole decade later, he still respects and cares about Cipher. Also for all these years apparently nobody knew that Pixy had been a traitor, even though Cipher DEFINITELY knew, so...
Also, since the reason for his nickname is never fully explained in game, he got it after his plane was shot at and the right wing (which is painted red on all his following planes) had been completely torn off. Despite that he still managed to land safely, earning him the nickname "Solo Wing".
Oh, and one last thing. This song.
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note from mod: the character was submitted as "Char Aznable/Casval Rem Deikun/Edouard Mass/Quattro Bajeena", but that's a mouthful and I resisted titling this poll as "this bastard"
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Soldier, giant robot pilot, revolutionary, politician, and terrorist, this guy has almost as many qualifications as he does aliases. He's notable for his penchant for violence, traumatizing his mentees, making his dead girlfriend everyone else's problem, and painting everything he owns red. Oh, and he once tried to recreate the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event because he couldn't figure out how to communicate with his crush. Fun!
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