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The decade you’re given is the decade to which you’re transported. Your geographic location doesn’t change; only the time period changes. “Equivalent QOL” means a qualify of life that approximates the life you have now and anticipate being able to have in the future.
#1190s#listen listen#Byzantine empire right?#military family basically means that we're doing very well in terms of money and status#though a crusade is coming if I'm not mistaken and then after that the “italians” conquer the empire briefly#which means parents dead most likely and me not in a very good place#like yeah I'd never have to worry about a job and sustaining myself#but it's a different kind of anxiety and weight#idk this is not probably very accurate#i put 50/50 regardless cause if I'm transported now with the knowledge i have and the age I'm in i could most probably make it work somehow
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So i was wrong about the princess being Clayface, i thought there was something iffy about her, shoot me 🤷🏻♀️
Apparently she's just horny for Flag Sr (which i completely understand btw) and she's just sitting there and vibing (with the potential to start ww3). Sorry girl i misjudged you
Clayface being the professor was both a better plot point and a more entertaining reveal, what with him yelling about the lesbians of Themyscira and then him proceeding to beat the hell out of everyone in that house. I don't think Flag is dead so I'm not too sad about that but what on earth did he mean by "you have to tell her the truth"?? Poor Bride probably has quite a lot coming.
Also might i say how much i love how they're doubling down on everything that has to do with Eric?? Love that. Like he could've been happy with the old woman in the woods but no, he must go and harass a woman that doesn't want him. Get fucked bozo.
We got more snippets from the Bride-and-Phosphorus show btw which was so nice to witness, they really are becoming closer and closer as friends and it's great to see.
All in all i love everyone, may they keep fucking shit up until something explodes. Cheers.
#creature commandos#if the opening was foreshadowing for wlw wonder woman i will give james gunn my kidney
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They were insane for this
#not to be a lesbian but oh my god#also I'm pretty sure everyone is gay after this scene#creature commandos
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#he might've been a lousy professor but he knows what's up#also... foreshadowing?#yelling lesbians right on Eric's face while the bride might or might not be getting cozy with “basically a human being with gills” ?#I'm reaching i know it#but let me be#creature commandos
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I saw a comment on how Weasel should've been put on the same team as Ratcatcher 2, since she's always willing to care for the unloved, so I absolutely had to draw it.
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one again, THESE 2 MAKE ME ILLLL
#we're holding on from strands and we're feeding on crumbs but#she called Nina first 😌#creature commandos#fishbride
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can we just appreciate how cute this shot is btw
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a collection of completely unrelated photos from the newest episode.
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do you think you could take a vampire?
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"The Bride" not having a name outside of her relation to a man she wants nothing to do with. Her body being constantly objectified and sexualized before she was even conceived. Her face, her torso, even each of her individual, rotting limbs being carefully selected to fit the sexual preferences of an absolute stranger. Her skull being beaten in and manhandled during a man's jealous outburst, her head rolling to the ground like an inanimate object. The story of Marilyn Monroe's body. The way women cannot rest even in death.
The constant expectation of who The Bride will be before she even is. The way patriarchal societies buy pink onesies and Barbie cribs and headbands with bows before a baby is even born. The stain of forever being "just" a woman. The way this mirrors Eric's flowers, the way he love-bombs her and lays ownership to her before she's even developed consciousness.
The way Eric insists that his bride doesn't need to develop basic language skills or even a rudimentary understanding of the world around her, because her education doesn't directly benefit him. The way he was created to usher in a new era of scientific discovery for mankind, while she was created only to please him. The Biblical story of Eve being carved from Adam's rib. The way organized religion trains women to believe that their only use lies in being obedient and subservient to the men around them.
The Bride being continuously punished for her sexual awakening, for any exercise of her own autonomy or free will. The way the only love she has ever known was brutally murdered because she refused to cater to the expectations of the men around her, because she denied the title that was thrust upon her at birth. The way that men have always done this to women— labeling us as "jezebels" or "harlots" or "whores" or "bitches" or "sluts" for refusing to fall into a role we never consented to performing.
And, of course, the fact that Eric continues to feel entitled to her body even after she tells him no in every conceivable way. "Why won't she let me touch her?!" The parallels between his behavior and that of so many incels who believe that women exist solely to serve their purposes. "She is to love me!" The way that, after losing her, he spends his time partying on yachts with models and playgirls, because that's all women are to him... just pretty objects. The way he bastardizes the word "love" because he's never taken the time to know or love her, not really.
The inherent trauma of her birth and nature— the way the horrorshow of her creation reflects the unspoken horror of every woman's creation. "She is but a cluster of fear and not knowing."
Ohhhhh Mary Shelley I fear you would love this show...
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Are you smiling?
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