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so is this blog gonna update or

Honestly, no. Its two admins have parted ways and no longer speak to one another. It isn’t that we’re angry - well, at least I’m not - but we just aren’t compatible as friends anymore. The blog will continue to exist as it does now just so I can go back and look at it whenever I may want to (I’m sentimental that way), but I highly doubt there will be anymore updates. You’re more than welcome to unfollow.- Dork/Dee

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An accurate depiction of this entire blog. 

-Dee 

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I don't smoke, but judging by my appearance (not necessarily my body), people think I do. I am fictional. I have two names. Who am I?

Augustus Waters? 

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Allergies?

smo: 

most pet dander

cats

curly haired dogs

dust

pollen

pOLYESTER

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dee: 

I have no severe allergies of which I am aware. I do, however, acquire sniffles, puffy cheeks, and itchy eyes if I handle puppies, kitties, etc. or touch hay and then accidentally forget to wash my hands before touching my face/eyes. 

Smo and I also have a joint allergy to a particular person we know. One with whom we were once close friends. Make that a few particular people, actually. But mostly that one. Mostly that one. /shudder 

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somehow i had the feeling smo's answer would be "butts"

Didn't we all? 

-dee 

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You popped the monkey breath!

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If you two were words, what words would you be?

smo: 

butts 

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dee: 

ambivalence 

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ROAD TRIP AU 

info here and here 

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can you draw your manselves

Smo drew us here. More information here. 

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Weirdest thing you've ever done at the age of 12.9?

smo: 

i wAS BEST FRIENDS WITH THE TWO MOST RANDOM PEOPLE 

so one of them was like super popular and sweet and amazing and nice but very shallow, and the other was manipulative and horrible and i regret everything i ever did with her and that was a very dark time in my life and i would thank you to  sTAY OUT OF MY PERSONAL AFFAIRS

>cries in corner

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dee: 

Age 12.9. I’m pretty sure that was the first few months of 7th grade. The weirdest thing I did during that time of my life might surprise some of you. 

I was friends with this girl that I knew better than to be friends with because she was mean to everyone, and hanging out with her came with a free public image of being just like her, whether you wanted it or not.  Smo was friends with the popular kids/preps/whatever you want to call them. Well, this girl and I…uh…rummaged through their lockers and read the notes that they had passed back and forth during class and then tossed in there. This was not only rude, it was entirely stupid. Stupider even than it sounds, because when we started doing it, there were weeks of notes in there, all mixed up. So we didn’t actually learn anything of value, ever. Anything we read could have or could have not been current news. 

I was stupid, as I’ve said before, during my entire time in junior high. The only redeeming qualities of junior high were joining my first fandom (Star Wars!) and beginning the long journey to the friendships I now have.  

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Your lives have been turned into a musical. What songs would you two be singing?

smo: 

it's probably "take me dancing" by the maine 

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dee: 

At the moment, probably “And Run” by He Is We. 

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For the record, both of us immediately thought of "Bet On It" from HSM2. Then we decided to attempt to be more serious.