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Princet Monty: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you

Princet Solar: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Princet Monty: Jokes on you, I can't do math

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Harvest: Okay, truth or dare?

Recovering Solar: Truth

Harvest: How many hours have you slept this week?

Recovering Solar:

Recovering Solar: ...Dare

Harvest: Go to bed.

Recovering Solar: I don’t like this game.

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Jeopardy: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Traveler: Isn't that just killing people?

Jeopardy: Ah, technicality.

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HS Eclipse: Fuck.

Lilac: We've got to work on your cursing.

HS Eclipse: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

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Prince Lunar: A theif.

Princet Solar: Thief?

Prince Lunar: Theif.

Princet Solar: I before E, except after C.

Prince Lunar: Thceif.

Princet Solar: No.

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Prince Lunar: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Princet Solar: I beg to differ

Prince Lunar: Then Beg

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Broken Solar: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

CtOS Solar: Okay, but in my defense, Lord Night bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Broken Solar: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Harvest: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Recovering Solar: Thank you

Harvest: I didnt say that was a good thing

Recovering Solar: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Lunar: How does one turn their emotions off?

Crimson: Okay, so first go to settings.

Crimson: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first.

Lunar: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?

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HS Moon: Why are you doing this?

HS Sun: Same reason I do everything, Moon. To get somebody to like me.

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Lord Solar: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.

Lord Solar: *dumps 3 shopping bags of alchohol on the table*

Lord Night: ...Thanks.

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CtOS Monty: "Are you trying to romance me?"

CtOS Solar: "Yeah."

CtOS Monty: "...its working."

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Princet Monty: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Prince Lunar: Okay.

*later*

Lord Crimson: Lunar! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Princet Monty, whispering: Deny everything.

Prince Lunar, loudly: That isn't a chair.

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Eclipse: Something’s off.

Lunar: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Eclipse: No, but that’s funny.

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HS Vanessa: What's worse than a heartbreak?

HS Sun: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

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Lord Jeopardy: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

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Moon, talking about the star: This is a very powerful artifact. You'd be messing with some forces we dont fully understand

Eclipse: That sounds like a dare to me

Moon: Oh my god