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educational-eveā:
Okay real question, are there any Tik Tok boys who are cute? like actually? Because all of the famous ones are ugly from what Iāve seen? Youāre just so lucky that youāre too old for James Charles to try and collab with you. [Eveās lips twist into a pucker before she smiles.] Oh really? I could go for a lil military wife moment. Omg waiting at the airport for youā¦ itās so romantic. [With Bluās teasing, Eve squeezes her eyes shut.] God, I donāt want to think about it. Heās probably made a shrine of me in his momās attic. [Eve opens her eyes again as Blu squeezes her hand, and she leans forward for another chaste peck before resting her head on his chest.] Yeahā¦ You canāt get rid of me either. I mean, you remember when we fought and I basically stalked you until you agreed to see me again.Ā
[He stops for a moment, genuinely mulling that question over.] I mean... yes? But theyāre cringey, so it kind of cancels it out. ThatĀ āmamaā Asian kid is pretty cute, but...Ā āmamaā... yikes, you know? I have a youthful face and glow, James Charles would be on my ass whether Iām older than him or not. [He rolls his eyes with a small smile, giving Eve a weak shove.] Donāt act surprised, youāre gonna hurt my feelings. Besides, I donāt think Iād survive a day in the actual Army... Well, I donāt know. I donāt want to, at least. [He chuckles.] Letās hope Crustache moved on to another victim. But in the meantime, just make sure heās blocked anyway. [Blu glances down at her, his frown growing deeper with every word.] ...why are you talking about this? Whatās going on? Youāre scaring me a little, here.
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I just have to kickstart the movement. Youād be the next uhā¦ Noah Beck? Anyway, Fancam city for you once youāre discovered. All my comments are going to be likeĀ ābestie, please crop this!!ā God Iāll have to go private because too many of your fans will be jealous of me. [Eve grins at Blu before dropping her arms from around his neck and letting herself fall onto her back on the couch quite dramatically.] At the very least. Mother Theresa has nothing on me. The Innocence Project? I donāt know her. [At his words, Eve sits up with wide eyes and pulls his hand away from his mouth.] Donāt say that! I donāt want to have slept with someone who probably went to jail for likeā¦ cuttting off womenās ponytails.Ā So creepy. [She cups his hand in hers and climbs onto his lap, phone forgotten while she looks up at him with a pout] Sometimes I just think about how special you are and how I love you so much and I get scared to lose it. Fun fact about me.. Iāve never known peace.Ā
Oh my god, donāt you ever say that to me ever again. How could you- How could you compare me to Noah Beck? That Cabbage patch kid on steroids, no thank you. Itās not his fault he looks so eerie but christ... [He shudders dramatically.] Mm, seems like you got it all figured out. I donāt like the last bit, though. Iāll go to war with anyone who gives you trouble, you know that. [He watches her, chuckling fondly.] I only know Eve Wilson! [He mirrors her unconsciously, his own eyes wider now.] Babe, I think heādāve cut more than ponytails. [His expression softens somewhat as he hears her out, squeezing her hand gently.] I love you too, Evie. Besides, itās not like you could get rid of me even if you wanted to. Weāve been together for years, now. I donāt see that changing... Donāt go looking for problems where thereās none.Ā
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Do you want me to get good at video editing? Or I could hire someoneā¦ Weāll make a million fancams and a bunch of fake accounts to post them all. What sound do you want baby? Hot girl summer? Levitating? Iāll do it itāll be your sound now. Blu Sinclair fancams only. I wanna be on blutok. [Eve stares up at him very seriously while she rambles, only breaking when Blu starts chuckling and she canāt hold down the corners of her lips anymore. While theyāre laughing together, she still has to dramatically cringe from the mere mention of her ex-boyfriend, despite the fact that she brought him up first.] I should get a tax receipt for that charity work. How much do we think my virginity is worth in terms of getting that refunded through the government? Like, if Joe Biden asks, I probably kept Crustache out of the prison system for the duration of that. He was going down an incel path. [When sheās met halfway, she sighs into the kiss and wraps her arms around Bluās neck, leaning her forehead against his when they finally separate.] I donāt know babe. Iām scared to mess things upā¦ Just cause weāre made for each other doesnāt mean I donāt do things you hate sometimes.Ā Ā
[Blu laughs softly as Eve muses by herself, observing her fondly.] Mm, no, I donāt want you making them.Ā āHas to be organic, babe. Levitating doesnāt have fancam energy anyway, more like a thirst trap. [The smile on Eveās lips only serves to make his grow wider, forehead pressed against hers as he giggles along with her.] Oh, Evie, at the very least 2.5 milli. At the very least. Thatās traumatic, itās beyond what any nonprofit has ever done. Do we even know where he is now? [He gasps, bringing a hand up to his mouth.]Ā What if heās actually in jail? Could you imagine?!Ā [His brows furrow a little at her words as he gives her a somewhat confused, but mostly worried look.] ā¦And that doesnāt mean I donāt do things you hate sometimes, too. Where is this coming from?
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Pleaseā¦ Iām praying to the Tik Tok gods that there are no Big Ed fancams. [She disolves into giggles at the thought, looking up at Blu and catching his smile as he laughs with her. His next words have her scoffing and rolling her eyes, holding herself closer to him still.] Agreed. Donāt date an ugly person. Their personality is never as nice as they promise it is. Iāve been personally victimized by pity dating with crustache, butā¦ my guy now kinda blows him out of the water huh? [She stretches her neck to gently kiss the corner of his lips, lingering for a second before giving him two more pecks.]Ā Iām lucky. I donāt know what Iād do if you didnāt love me back, Blu.Ā
Baby... There are nothing but Big Ed fancams. The most frustrating part is that theyāre so well done. Where are the Blu Sinclair fancams? Iām waiting! [Blu sighs dramatically with a shake of his head, but he canāt hold his act for long, breaking into soft chuckles. As Eve agrees with him, his eyes widen, invested in the argument and pointing her in a way that obviously means āright?!ā] Ugh, oh my god, Crustache... I donāt even wanna talk about it. The fact that youāre so charitable is something I do love about you, though. All these fools have is the nerve. The audacity. They know theyāre ugly, so they claim to be nice but really, theyāre not. [He smiles at her words, leaning down to meet her halfway.] Thatās not something you ever need to worry about, Evie.
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iām just hereā¦. suffering
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Somewhere in Time (1980) Directed byĀ Jeannot Szwarc
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iām just hereā¦. suffering
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[Their bodies always work together effortlessly in sync, as if itās only second nature to always be touching. He draws on her skin with his fingers, and Eve runs her hand up under his shirt to rest on the bare skin of his chest, closing her eyes as she laughs quietly at his shock.] I know I know. He brought her to be his date at a wedding and he told the producers in the diary room that theyĀ āmade love all nightā. In herĀ diary room, she told the producers she had to teach him how to kiss. Iām all for loving someone for their personality, but godā¦ thatās a stretch, Liz.Ā
[With his free hand gripping his phone, Blu types into the TikTok search barĀ āBig Edā, and smiles down at his screen when dozens of results pop up.] I donāt even know where to start... [He focuses his attention on Eve as she speaks, unable to hold back a couple of chuckles.] Stretch doesnāt even begin to cover it. Like, Iām sorry, I respect theĀ ālove someone for their personalityā shtick and whatever, but Iāve tried it, and ugly people are even meaner. Whatās the point of lowering your standards physique-wise when all these people have going for them isĀ āIām ugly but Iām niceā? Thatās a major red flag. No nice person calls themselves fucking nice. Might as well date someone hot because I know what Iām getting at face value, not being tricked into anything. Not everyoneās as lucky as we are, Evie.
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blu sinclair as one of the five new and improved love languages; hands
like the epitome of intricate rituals, you were probably aĀ āpulling pigtailsā type of kid. itās hard for you to decipher your feelings half the time, and when you do, itās even harder for you to communicate them. when youāre in love, everything tends to be magnified. you get riled up from a gentle pinky brush, you lose your mind over a shoulder graze. youāre a balled up fist waiting for someone to unravel you. iām strong nine-tenths of the day ā i have to be just to survive.Ā
what i need is someone i can be weak with..
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[Every little noise of Bluās is like music to Eveās ears to the point where she doesnāt notice herself holding her breath to better hear him get comfortable beside her. She tilts her head up when heās finally installed practically under her, and gives his jawline little kisses as he gets his phone out, murmuring her answer into his skin. She watched so much trash tv she could probably give episode recaps in her sleep, hence why Jaeminās hidden love for trash tv was part of what helped win her over.] Basically, they took all the people who got dumped on 90 day fiance and gave them a tv show called the Single Life, that big Ed is on now. He started it out being a total creep and asking out his waitress in front of a filming crew and she said yes either because she was embarrassed to say no, or because she saw some big dollar signs there. Thereās no way in hell she actually liked him, but they still slept together a few times.Ā
[Bluās hand moves with a mind of his own, fingertips brushing ever so gently against Eveās bare shoulder as she starts explaining the premise of the show.] Oh, she had to be embarrassed. The check helps, too. Iāve seen her, sheās definitely not the prettiest but sheās a good-looking woman. I simply refuse to believe she settled for the worm. [He gasps before bursting into laughs.] They what?!
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Yup all trained. *nods* Yeah, I prefer to use a leash when walking him.Ā
Mmm... How long have you had him?
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[His little pat to her thigh only has Eve cuddling in closer to him, practically purring at the connection. When he lifts her up just how she wanted, she pushes herself even closer to him, sneaking in a few nuzzles and kisses at his jaw while he walks her to the couch. She shakes her head in response to his question and lets him move her around as he pleases until sheās comfortable, then pulls the blanket even closer and falls over to lean onto him again.] The comfiest. We had such a big breakfast today. What do you think about skipping lunch and just having an early dinner, my love? If we get snackish I can wash some baby carrots or something?
[Blu stretches with a quiet groan as he makes himself comfortable besides Eve, the arm that had extended behind her head coming back down to wrap around her shoulders and pull her closer. He leans his head against hers and sighs softly.] Sounds fine by me. [He pulls out his phone and opens TikTok, immediately pausing the first video that pops up.] Do you know whatās the tea about this new show anyway? All I know, Iāve seen in increments over many parts but Iām actually, surprisingly, not in the know on this one.
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