“Blue tried not to look at Gansey's boat shoes; she felt better about him as a person if she pretended he wasn't wearing them.” Audrey // Taiwanese/white // bi
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You will come to Chicago prime and you will like it
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I’ve been doing little comics in my sketchbook again and posting them on Patreon and Ghost. Enjoy!
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Trans athletes aside, do you think that Newsom is a good governor? Asking as a non-Californian, sorry if this sounds weird
No, I fucking hate that guy.
#California politics#yeah hate this man. unfortunately he is 100% going to run for president as soon as he can
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their magic their quest their awfulness and strangeness etc etc etc you get the drill
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"Sorry i reported you" scam making it's rounds here.
I'm not even banned.
Vague details.
Doesn't just start with the reason for contact.
You submit help to www.tumblr.com/support or help.tumblr.com. NOT the links provided in the photos.
the proof of email photo is crunchy as hell. Looks old too.
Why do i have to contact them to confirm my innocence. lmao.
What is the scam? You rush to prove your innocence to the email and they will respond back to you needing to verify your login info and then steal your account. easy. Discord and Steam have a version of this too.
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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.
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the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor
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I was thinking the CIA should start running an underground force fem facility. Thoughts on the matter?
We at isuggestforcefem co do not condone the continued existence of the Empire of the United States. You should instead start a forcefem organization within your community.
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welcome to my epic fantasy world. we have many developed fantasy kingdoms with 2000 years of rich lore and history. and to the south you can see the evil sand people and to the east theres japanchina.
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hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins
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made a larger edition of i want to live in your fishbowl <3 could not be more happy with how this etching turned out
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if your content involves cavalier/necromancer relations, the following requirements MUST be met:
all participants must be in a formalized necromancer/cavalier pair
a scene must be included PRIOR to Lyctoral Ascension, in which all participants affirm they have an absence of libidinous desires towards the other
a scene must be included DURING Lyctoral Ascension, in which there is a verbal check-in between the participants and a statement of duty is enthusiastically given
a scene must be included AFTER Lyctoral Ascension, in which the Vow is provided to the participant who was in the cavalier role
this is non-negotiable. if you have any questions please ask God for clarification
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The social industry doesn’t just eat our time with endless stimulus and algorithmic scrolling; it eats our time by creating and promoting people who exist only to be explained to, people to whom the world has been created anew every morning, people for whom every settled sociological, scientific, and political argument of modernity must be rehashed, rewritten, and re-accounted, this time with their participation. These people, with their just-asking questions and vapid open letters, are dullards and bores, pettifoggers and casuists, cowards and dissemblers, time-wasters of the worst sort. But Seymour’s book suggests something worse about us, their Twitter and Facebook interlocutors: That we want to waste our time. That, however much we might complain, we find satisfaction in endless, circular argument. That we get some kind of fulfillment from tedious debates about “free speech” and “cancel culture.” That we seek oblivion in discourse. In the machine-flow atemporality of social media, this seems like no great crime. If time is an infinite resource, why not spend a few decades of it with a couple New York Times op-ed columnists, rebuilding all of Western thought from first principles? But political and economic and immunological crises pile on one another in succession, over the background roar of ecological collapse. Time is not infinite. None of us can afford to spend what is left of it dallying with the stupid and bland.
Max Read, Going Postal: A psychoanalytic reading of social media and the death drive
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This is the funniest fucking thing, omg.
THE SAPPHIC MERIDIAN
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really really mind boggling how since the whole tariff thing started you can hear in the news every day that america cannot function without cheap overseas labor and that the exact same labor would have to be abundantly compensated in the us of a and then we just breeze past that. like um guys. the evil implication is right behind me, isn't it
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'Parade'. Audrey Helen Weber. 2017.
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