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Happy Friday to you, too, Tumblr!!

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 I love knowing that you were nervous, because the whole time we were there I was like "So Chelsea's a freak, huh? What's wrong with her? Why is she so relaxed?" But now I know the truth!!

well since my marriage has already lasted longer than kim kardashian’s i figure it’s safe to start posting some wedding pictures! woo hoo! i already talked about the rehearsal, got into how stressful the rehearsal dinner was for me, and went over the diy stuff i did before even all of...

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This is why the Christmas tree doesn't go in the same room as Walker.

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It just took me like 5 minutes to understand what this said. I asked my dog who Beulah Frye was. But she didn't know.

Dumb dog.

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 Best thing ever.

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 I am so jealous of Japan. It gets Shemar and the Goob??? No fair.

shemar loves chopsticks and salmon eggs

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It's a great sense of comfort to me to already know what our children will look like.

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Monday Night Football with the Parents

Mom: Daddy, what did you call that? When they grab the guy by the back of the collar?

Daddy: "Horse collar".

Mom: "Horse collar".

Pause

Daddy: When they hit each other in the balls, that's called "getting hit in the balls".

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Fassbender has a drink & cigar and I have a red velvet cupcake. Kinda sums it up. 

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 I would like to go ahead and buy my ticket now. Thanks!

The Expendables 2

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Been laughing for too many minutes straight over this.

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Ah, texts from last night. How I love thee.

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 Katy Perry is planning on having Russell Brand's baby. Boo!

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Score.

So my oldest child recently moved to Alaska and has been begging me to come visit her. As much as I miss her, I am out of vacation time for the year, and my vacation funds are running a bit low, too. After talking with her today, I started thinking about a visit in early 2012 and decided that the flights to Alaska were just going to be too expensive. But then she hit me with this knowledge: there's a ferry from Seattle to Sitka, no problem. Emily and I have both always wanted to go to Seattle, I might get to see Ross while I'm at it.... oh, and Southwest will get me to Seattle for like $150. That's quite different that that $1200 trip to Juneau!

Get ready, 2012.

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nikkilane:

blondezombie:

nikkilane:

I can definitely relate to Mark.  

 Our relationship is much healthier. But not quite as gay.

P.S. I just heard you sneeze. Bless you.

P.P.S. How creeped out are you right now?

I wasn’t talking about their (or our) particular friendship.  Just the way that Zuckerberg burned people so quickly if they threatened his vision or made him mad.

Dude is a sociopath for sure.

P.S. I didn’t sneeze.  Now how creeped out are you? 

 Motherfucking Shirley! Get out of my room!